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#1 of 58 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted May 30 2005 - 09:27 PM

Random Facts about Vin Diesel
This is too funny. Keep hitting the refresh button (or F5) for tons of facts about thespian Vin Diesel. Literally hours of entertainment and apparently education too.

For instance did you know...

Vin Diesel killed Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is not yet aware of this, as Vin Diesel has not chosen to make this death known.


or that...

Vin Diesel is the sound of one handed clapping.


or maybe you heard that...

Vin Diesel is the only man to run around the Earth at the equator and kill a wolverine on the same day.

GIR, UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
MONKEY!
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#2 of 58 OFFLINE   Dave Poehlman

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Posted May 31 2005 - 02:27 AM

"His blood is a thick beef gravy."

#3 of 58 OFFLINE   brentl

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Posted May 31 2005 - 03:12 AM

" Vin Diesel's full name is "Vin Diesel Autonomous Acting Approximation Unit Revision 4.11.3b"

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#4 of 58 OFFLINE   Micheal

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Posted May 31 2005 - 03:24 AM

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If Vin Diesel hears you refer to a "water fountain" as a "bubbler", he will execute you on the spot.
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BLAM!
Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

#5 of 58 OFFLINE   Garrett Lundy

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Posted May 31 2005 - 03:56 AM

"Vin Diesel actually invented the Steam Engine. The Diesel engine is accredited to his son, Abraham Lincoln the 3rd."
"Did you know that more people are murdered at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. Lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92 and it's too hot to move, but just 92, people get irritable."

#6 of 58 OFFLINE   James T

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Posted May 31 2005 - 06:14 AM

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Vin Diesel once dropkicked a cow because it gave him a funny look. Upon impact the cow combusted into confetti, in which Diesel pranced with his close friend Richard Simmons.

Anyone watch MADtv? They did a xXx skit years ago where they had the actor playing Vin Diesel yelling at someone saying, "You can kiss my 1/8 black, 1/4 American, 1/6 Chinese...."[skipped to an action scene preview, then back to Vin Diesel]"...1/4 Mexican, 1/7 German ass!" The races and percentage are most likely off, but the just of it was that he kept going on and on giving random fractions and races.

#7 of 58 OFFLINE   Steve Alan

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Posted May 31 2005 - 12:39 PM

"Vin Diesel fought in the Battle of Thermopylae in the year 480 BC. 300 Spartans assisted him by holding his incredibly massive testicles while he single-handedly routed the Persian army."Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image
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#8 of 58 OFFLINE   ShelbyB

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Posted May 31 2005 - 03:29 PM

Vin Diesel preffered VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.

#9 of 58 OFFLINE   Shane Roach

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Posted May 31 2005 - 06:05 PM

"One bite from Vin Diesel contains enough venom to drown a Blue Whale."

and...

"Vin Diesel occasionaly wears live rattlesnakes as a condoms."

#10 of 58 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted May 31 2005 - 06:53 PM

I've been looking at this site occasionally for the past couple days and I still haven't encountered any of the ones you guys listed. That's a whole hell of a lot of Vin Diesel facts. This guy's done a lot. Like...

Vin Diesel is the truth that Jack Nicholson told Tom Cruise he couldn't handle.

and...
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Vin Diesel is behind you right now.

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#11 of 58 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted May 31 2005 - 07:19 PM

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Vin Diesel understands 42.

This tickles my geek bone.Posted Image
GIR, UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
MONKEY!
"I am the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life." --Endless Mike, The Adventures of Pete and Pete

#12 of 58 OFFLINE   Jason Harbaugh

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Posted May 31 2005 - 08:10 PM

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When Vin Diesel recently underwent surgery to remove an obstructed liver, surgeons were suprised to find a smaller Vin Diesel inside him.


That one made me chuckle. Posted Image

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Vin Diesel is the only human who can digest corn properly.


#13 of 58 OFFLINE   James T

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Posted June 01 2005 - 10:07 AM

Some more fav quotes about my new hero, Vin Diesel

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If you play Contra on NES and put in the infinite lives code, Vin Diesel will jump out of the TV, punch you in the face, call you a pu$$& for cheating, and steal every bag of potato chips you have.

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At the time of his birth, Vin Diesel was the 10,543rd most popular name for white males in the world. He has since hunted down and eaten everyone who shares his name, leaving only himself.

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One of Vin Diesel's eyes is lazy, but through sheer willpower he can make it move in synch with his good eye. Nobody knows which is which.

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Vin Diesel brushes his teeth with a saw

Over 400 views and only a dozen replies. I guess this comedy isn't for everyone. Posted Image

#14 of 58 OFFLINE   Shane Roach

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Posted June 01 2005 - 10:47 AM

"The meaning of life is not in fact 42 but ... Vin Diesel."

"Vin Diesel has never kneeled before Zod."

"Vin Diesel has never been seen in the same room as Santa. Coincidence? You decide."

"Vin Diesel has 3 rules: Don't expose him to light, don't get him wet, and never, EVER, feed him after midnight."

"Vin Diesel framed Roger Rabbit."

"Before James Earl Jones screwed up with the voice-dubbing, Darth Vader’s famous line in ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ was actually: Luke, I am Vin Diesel."

and...

"Vin Diesel has submitted most of the facts you've read."

#15 of 58 OFFLINE   George_W_K

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Posted June 01 2005 - 02:09 PM

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Over 400 views and only a dozen replies. I guess this comedy isn't for everyone.


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#16 of 58 OFFLINE   ThomasC

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Posted June 01 2005 - 03:13 PM

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A little known fact is that Vin Diesel blew up the Challenger space shuttle after being selected to man it. After a particularly hot Lamb Karahi curry the night before Vin decided to squeak one out as the shuttle was launching believing that no one would notice. The resulting explosion incinerated the craft and was thought to be as hot as 12 suns. Vin Diesel was the only survivor.
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#17 of 58 OFFLINE   ThomasC

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Posted June 01 2005 - 03:19 PM

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Vin Diesel is the only man known who has the stamina and pain resistance necessary to watch both Baby Geniuses movies in a single sitting.
Incredible. This is the best webpage ever.

#18 of 58 OFFLINE   Holadem

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Posted June 01 2005 - 03:34 PM

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Vin Diesel shot J.R.
Who the fuck is J.R.?

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#19 of 58 OFFLINE   Christ Reynolds

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Posted June 01 2005 - 03:35 PM

this reminds me of the "bill brasky" skits on snl.

CJ
And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat anymore, I just use the restroom! And then I CAN eat more!

#20 of 58 OFFLINE   Christ Reynolds

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Posted June 01 2005 - 03:37 PM

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Who the fuck is J.R.?
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And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat anymore, I just use the restroom! And then I CAN eat more!


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