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This has to be a joke....FHM named Angelina Jolie sexiest woman


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#1 of 64 OFFLINE   Danny Tse

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Posted March 24 2005 - 05:53 AM

I read the following article shocked....

http://story.news.ya....angelina_jolie

Noe of these ladies does anything for me. Really. I have seen sexier....well, at the mall. Posted Image
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#2 of 64 OFFLINE   Michael Martin

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Posted March 24 2005 - 05:56 AM

The others on the list:

Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano, Teri Hatcher, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, Keira Knightley, Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova and Latin actress Sofia Vergara.

I've never heard of the last two; while most of the rest are lovely (Anderson and Hilton being skeezy exceptions, and Knightly desperately needing to eat some food), I have others who take precedence over these women.

No Salma Hayek? No Sela Ward? Are they insane?!

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#3 of 64 OFFLINE   Patrick Sun

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Posted March 24 2005 - 06:26 AM

I love the super-sized Mrs. Smith Standee that can be found at movie theaters, that's a nice shot of Ms. Jolie.
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#4 of 64 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted March 24 2005 - 06:26 AM

No arguements here, Jolie is stunning, easily the best of those listed.Posted Image


"Last year's winner, Britney Spears, didn't even make the list of 100."

tsk tsk... um and why was Britney number one? On account of a few popular shots of her pulling at her knickers I would guess, and that would be more than enough for FHM readers.Posted Image

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#5 of 64 OFFLINE   Zen Butler

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Posted March 24 2005 - 06:37 AM

Yeah, obviously they ain't lookin' hard enough.

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#6 of 64 OFFLINE   Ted Lee

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Posted March 24 2005 - 06:41 AM

angelina is a hot. she's africa hot. tarzan couldn't take that kind of hot.

with apologies to neil simon

but where is gina gershon? and ... of course ... marissa miller? Posted Image
 

#7 of 64 OFFLINE   Michael Caicedo

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Posted March 24 2005 - 06:46 AM

I think Salma was like 12th.
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#8 of 64 OFFLINE   BrettB

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Posted March 24 2005 - 08:47 AM

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"Angelina Jolie embodies everything that our readers find incredibly sexy," editor in chief Scott Gramling said in a statement Wednesday. "Not only is she stunning, she is intelligent, outspoken and passionate in her beliefs and well-respected the world over for her tireless efforts on behalf of the world's refugee children."
Helping refugee children... yeah, I'm sure that's what put her over the top. Posted Image Of course Paris Hilton finishing #3 in a list that doesn't include "skank", or "loser", or "please go away" renders the entire thing meaningless.

#9 of 64 OFFLINE   Drew Bethel

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Posted March 24 2005 - 10:57 AM

angelina is kinda nasty...boney with no ass. ever notice that her ass is always concealed in pics?
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#10 of 64 OFFLINE   Christ Reynolds

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Posted March 24 2005 - 11:33 AM

angelina...boney? i dont find her particularly attractive at all, but i wouldnt call her boney.

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#11 of 64 OFFLINE   Ted Lee

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Posted March 24 2005 - 12:26 PM

is angelina boney? no!

is she hot? please see post #6...
 

#12 of 64 OFFLINE   Diallo B

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Posted March 24 2005 - 12:47 PM

in my book.....

angelina would get it. and get it good.

i have always found her extremely attractive and very damn sexy.

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#13 of 64 OFFLINE   Carl Miller

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Posted March 24 2005 - 01:40 PM

Catherine Zeta Jones leaves them all in the dust as far as I'm concerned..except Keira Knightley because I have no idea who she is.
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#14 of 64 OFFLINE   Bryan X

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Posted March 24 2005 - 02:01 PM

WHAT!?! No Elastigirl on that list!? Posted Image

#15 of 64 OFFLINE   ToddJ

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Posted March 24 2005 - 03:07 PM

Hey Zen....did you take that pic of the Mall of America? I used to work there....most of the girls I have dated I met while working there...Posted Image

#16 of 64 OFFLINE   Mark Murphy

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Posted March 24 2005 - 03:42 PM

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Noe of these ladies does anything for me. Really. I have seen sexier....well, at the mall.


What mall are you speaking of because I need to start shopping there. You don't like Jolie, Halle Berry or Alyssa Milano? You must have insanely high standards.

#17 of 64 OFFLINE   Zen Butler

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Posted March 24 2005 - 04:19 PM

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What mall are you speaking of


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Hey Zen....did you take that pic of the Mall of America?

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#18 of 64 OFFLINE   ZacharyTait

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Posted March 24 2005 - 04:35 PM

Yes, it is a joke. Any list of the sexiest women in the world that doesn't have Charlize Theron at #1 is a joke. I find it even more insulting that she is behind that socialite skank whore Paris Hilton.

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I've never heard of the last two


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#19 of 64 OFFLINE   Robert_Gaither

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Posted March 24 2005 - 06:07 PM

I think part of the sexy listing might be that the average joe may stand a chance, women who are skanky are sexy for this reason alone. Not the kind of women you'd introduce to your mother but would share their pics with your friends.Posted Image

#20 of 64 OFFLINE   Kevin Alexander

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Posted March 24 2005 - 10:35 PM

I'm sorry, but I just don't see the fascination w/ Jennifer Garner. She could easily pass for a man w/ those broad shoulders, and hard facial features. And I wish Pam Anderson will just go away.
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