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#1 of 87 RobertR

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Posted March 07 2005 - 01:02 PM

I had to post this. Some of these made me laugh out loud. Posted Image





Shaving Ryan's Privates
Foreskin Gump
Silence of the Gams
On Golden Blonde
Throbbin Hood
Erotic Adventures of Bedman and Throbbin
Spiderbabe
Play-mate of the Apes
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String(softcore cable)
WAD - Weapons of A$$ Destruction
The Load Warrior
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon.
Star Whores
Pulp Friction
Good Will Humping
21 Hump street
The Color Of Honey
A Star is Porn
Terms of Endowment
The Flintbones.
The Sopornos
Malcom XXX
Saturday Night Beaver
Terms of Enrearment
The Wonder Rears
Beverly Hills Copulator
Cliffbanger
Sperminator
Porn on the 4th of July
One Bride For 7 Brothers
As Good As Head Gets
Done in 60 Seconds
Romancing The Bone
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Mr. Holland Groped Us
Bare Wench Project
When a Man Eats a Woman
Sorest Rump
Night of the Giving Head
I'm Hard With a Vengeance
Mission Impenetrable
Muffy The Vampire Layer
Mikey's Python and the Meaning of Length
Mr. Holland Groped Us
You've Got Tail
An Officer in a Gentleman
From Rear To Maternity
Inspect Her Gadgets
Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Bones
A Rear and Pleasant Danger
Das Butt
Crocodile Dun Me
Silence of the Loins
E3 - The Extra Testicle
A Tale of Two Titties
The Ho's on Haunted Hill
Lawrence of Alabia
21 Hump Street
Yank my Doodle, It's a Dandy
Tea Bagger Vance
Charlie's Anals
101 Positions
Mattress Reloaded
Deep Lover
Going Down
Harry and Kummer go to White Castle
Porn Identity and the sequel Porn Supremacy
South Pr*ck- Bigger, Longer, Uncut
I'm Gonna Lick Yo Sucka
Alien Rise Erection
Young Buns
The Princess Ride
The sick sense ( I do dead people)
Missionary Position Impossible

#2 of 87 Holadem

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Posted March 07 2005 - 01:28 PM

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#3 of 87 Lynda-Marie

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Posted March 07 2005 - 02:00 PM

Sexcaliber
Top Buns

An all time favorite, however, was

Beating John Malkovich

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The only problem is, it sounds like a Defense Department pilates workout.

The shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction! - Rodney Dangerfield, "Back to School"

#4 of 87 Al Stuart

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Posted March 07 2005 - 02:14 PM

The best one I ever saw was something we used to rent frequently when I worked at Tower Records, many years ago.


Honey, I blew everybody.

#5 of 87 Will K

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Posted March 07 2005 - 02:44 PM

Lilo & Snatch
Pooh's Hump-A-Lot Movie
My Blu-ray collection so far:Casino Royale, The Fifth Element, 300, Unforgiven, T2, The Descent, The Road Warrior, The Untouchables, Purple Rain, Deliverance

#6 of 87 Colin Jacobson

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Posted March 07 2005 - 03:27 PM

Don't forget Geriatric Park, a porn with old folks!
Colin Jacobson
http://www.dvdmg.com

#7 of 87 Mark Walker

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Posted March 07 2005 - 03:59 PM

BiTanic

"Ooof! Was that an iceberg?!?!"

It won an AVN award; I remember it being on The Daily Show.

Paramount, please release DRAGONSLAYER on Blu-ray

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Vermithrax Pejorative deserves to be seen in high-def.


#8 of 87 Colton

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Posted March 08 2005 - 12:43 AM

The Raunchy Whore Porno Show.

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#9 of 87 WallyB

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Posted March 08 2005 - 03:26 AM

When Harry Wet Sally

#10 of 87 RafaelB

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Posted March 08 2005 - 03:30 AM

My personal favorite title was:

Edward Penishands. Posted Image

Rafael.

#11 of 87 Brett_M

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Posted March 08 2005 - 04:05 AM

An Officer and Genitalman
Men in Black...Men
Poke-a-hot-c_nt
All That Jizz
The Hunt for Men Bent Over

Ben Hur Over
Glad-he-ate-her
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it meant to roast in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.

#12 of 87 Joseph DeMartino

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Posted March 08 2005 - 04:06 AM

Dun Hur
Hindfeld

#13 of 87 Kevin G.

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Posted March 08 2005 - 04:14 AM

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
If bread always lands buttered side down...
And a cat always lands on it's feet...
What happens when you strap a buttered piece of bread to a cat's back?????

#14 of 87 Chuck Mayer

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Posted March 08 2005 - 04:16 AM

Splendor in the Ass

My fave,
Chuck
Hey buddy...did you just see a real bright light?

#15 of 87 Christo Ramo

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Posted March 08 2005 - 04:21 AM

clockwork orgy

#16 of 87 Zen Butler

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Posted March 08 2005 - 04:29 AM

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Hey, that's a great series.

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#17 of 87 ThomasC

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Posted March 08 2005 - 05:35 AM

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#18 of 87 Chucky P

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Posted March 08 2005 - 05:36 AM

Erotic Adventures of Bedman and Throbbin

#19 of 87 Ocean Phoenix

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Posted March 08 2005 - 06:44 AM

I heard there's one called "The Cocketeer". I told a friend about it and he couldn't stop laughing. I heard it won awards. It's a clever title, but I'm little disturbed by one of my favourite sweet, innocent movies being "corrupted" like that. Posted Image

#20 of 87 Prentice Cotham

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Posted March 08 2005 - 06:57 AM

Sex Trek
The Penetrator
Juranal Park
Super Hornio Bros
Bright Lights Big Titties
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