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Pirates Pitcher Kris Benson's Wife


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#1 of 26 OFFLINE   DaveBB

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Posted July 23 2004 - 09:33 AM

[sarcasm on]Now that's one classy chick.[sarcasm off]

http://www.playermag.../annabenson.asp (Link is not work safe.)

I guess she doesn't know the concept of too much information.


#2 of 26 OFFLINE   Doug Miller

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Posted July 23 2004 - 09:44 AM

Yeah, she's is smoking hot. I heard FoxSports talking to Kris about her the other day.

The link you really want to check out is this one:
http://www.annabenson.net/

If her beauty isn't enough, check out her favorite movies, etc. GOONIES is one of her favorite movies. I'm in love. :b (Not more than with my wife, ofcourse. Posted Image)

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#3 of 26 OFFLINE   Jeffrey Noel

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Posted July 23 2004 - 11:37 AM

Wow! Kris is a very, very lucky man!!! Posted Image
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#4 of 26 OFFLINE   Tim Markley

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Posted July 23 2004 - 12:54 PM

Babe Ruth had sex before games and it never hurt him. Posted Image She's smoking hot! If she was my wife, I'd have to give her what she wanted. Posted Image

#5 of 26 OFFLINE   Chris

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Posted July 23 2004 - 01:43 PM

Well, look, if she really needs this for the good of the team, you know, I guess I'll take the bullet.

Wait, she means sex with her husband? Oh. Another story there.

(everytime I see a thread like this, I often think that a certain "almost" Crimson Tide coach should have said he was just working a Slump Buster) Posted Image

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#6 of 26 OFFLINE   Thi Them

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Posted July 23 2004 - 01:48 PM

I like Aaron Boone's wife.

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#7 of 26 OFFLINE   Patrick Sun

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Posted July 23 2004 - 03:00 PM

And Anna has had 3 children with Kris as well.
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#8 of 26 OFFLINE   Andrew_Sch

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Posted July 23 2004 - 04:10 PM

Some guys just have all the luck, huh?
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#9 of 26 OFFLINE   Jan H

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Posted July 23 2004 - 05:46 PM

Considering all the time Benson has spent on the DL in his career, I'm surprised he doesn't have 35 kids with Anna. A kid a win. It's not like he's missed a lot of sack time because he was too busy pitching! BTW, she is indeed hot, but dumb as a brick shithouse, if her 'bio' is any indication.

#10 of 26 OFFLINE   Jeff Gatie

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Posted July 24 2004 - 07:32 AM

Quote:
but dumb as a brick shithouse


You are mixing metaphors. She is built like a brick shithouse. The metaphor you want is dumb as a stump, sharp as a bowling ball, or bright as a moonless night seen from inside a closet.

#11 of 26 OFFLINE   Chris

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Posted July 24 2004 - 08:06 AM

Dumb as a box of hair is also a good one.
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#12 of 26 OFFLINE   Adam Barratt

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Posted July 24 2004 - 12:35 PM

I've always liked "Dumb as a sack of hammers".

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#13 of 26 OFFLINE   Jason L.

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Posted July 25 2004 - 12:53 AM

"As dumb as a box of rocks."

#14 of 26 OFFLINE   Bill Slack

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Posted July 25 2004 - 04:01 AM

Jose Lima is doing alright for himself too :

http://www.passedbal....album=25&pos=1

#15 of 26 OFFLINE   Chris

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Posted July 25 2004 - 04:06 AM

And we kept BRIAN ANDERSON over this guy? What was our front office thinking?
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#16 of 26 OFFLINE   Doug Miller

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Posted July 25 2004 - 05:43 PM

http://home.comcast....er/DSC00915.JPE

Why thanks, I'm glad someone saw my photo. Posted Image J/K.

OH, the blond! Yeah, she's hot too.

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#17 of 26 OFFLINE   Brian Perry

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Posted July 26 2004 - 01:19 AM

Kind of odd that she would post her measurements on the site.

#18 of 26 OFFLINE   Chris

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Posted July 26 2004 - 01:40 AM

Plastic surgeon offered a discount if she did.
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#19 of 26 OFFLINE   JonZ

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Posted July 26 2004 - 02:06 AM

Like Tony Montana said in Scarface...

"First you get the money,then you have the power......"

#20 of 26 OFFLINE   Jan H

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Posted July 26 2004 - 08:26 AM

She's built like a box of rocks! Posted Image Actually, I was mixing similes in a moronic attempt to be clever. But seriously, I'm not sure I'd want my wife, hot as hell or not, to profess her love of rampant copulation with me over the internet. Another thing, you know Kris is in trouble when his wife lists her 'favorite skin care products' instead of, say, her 'favorite Romantic composers' or 'top 5 greatest Hegelian pragmatists.' Don't these rich athletes with their trophy wives realize that once the sweat dries, they actually may have to speak to them? On second thought, given the intelligence level of the vast number of professional athletes, maybe they were made for one another