Brian Kissinger
Screenwriter
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- Dec 11, 2001
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Hello, and welcome to the "Super Big Cool" Tournament
DISCLAIMER: The owner, operator, and author of this thread feels strongly that fun is to be had within the day-to-day process of the tournament activity located within this thread. HOWEVER, said person makes no guarantees on any fun level, or that any actual fun (or even mild amusement) will be obtained by any participants.
This will be the tournament to decide just what is the actual "coolest" thing ever. And to clarify "thing," let me just say that the possibilities are open to your imagination. Should you feel that a person is the coolest thing ever, then by all means put them in the tournament. Or perhaps you feel an action or experience is the coolest thing ever. It's all up to you. Once our field of coolness is set, I shall randomly assign our "coolers" against one another. You know, the normal tourney stuff.
This shall prove to be most pointless, but it should be interesting to see just what we (as a collective) here at the HTF consider to be the coolest thing ever.
When the voting process begins, it will be up to you to decide what criteria to use when voting.
For right now, everyone gets two (2) automatics into the cool tournament. After a few days (or when I feel like it....it is my tourney after all) I may assign more to the interested. I do reserve the right to add the final entries (if needed) to finalize our field.
SUPER COOL BONUS
A special prize will be awarded to the person whose cool pick goes on and wins the whole thing. And just what is the prize you ask, well it's quite possibly something that could be in this tournament: A Pooping Gorilla Keychain......just the like the one pictured below.
This awesome Pooping beast is brand new, and still in his original plastic covering thingy. He will be mailed (with loving care) to the winner's door at no cost to the winner.
So without further ado, let us begin.
The Coolers
1. Giving a nerdy kid a giant wedgie so hard, it actually makes him cry. (No offense to those who have suffered this horrible atrocity, as I am one of you)
2. When an attractive girl is wearing a skirt, and the fates shine on us and deliver a wonderfully placed gust of wind, and said girl's underpants are revealed.
3.Getting tickets to a ESPN Sunday night football game that just so happens to fall on your birthday.
4. Boobs
5. Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy dive
6.Mad Max's Black Interceptor
7. Peter Fonda
8. Lightsabers
9. Bruce Campbell
10. The Internet
11.Samuel L. Jackson
12. Boners (your own)
13. Sunshine, green grass, a hot dog and a beer on opening day,
14. A British racing green MGB, with a tan interior.
15.When a girl buys you a drink
16. vinyl records
17. Finding a rare something-or-other (CD, DVD, book, etc) that you've been hunting down for months ... for a fraction of what it would cost on eBay
18. dreams
19.Having your favorite movie finally released on dvd after years of waiting, and it's OAR-only!
20. A beautiful woman who marries you even though you're rather fugly
21.Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli
22.Winning A Academy Award
23.Rob Van Dam.
24.four words "All you can eat"
25.Those "Help I've fallen and I can't get up!" ads
26.The iPod.
27. A 1967 Shelby GT 500.
28. Crispers (Salt and Vinegar variety)
29. Sex
30.cats
31.skunk weed
32. Watching a crappy B movie (preferably something with an ex-wrestler, pro-basketball player, ex-porn star, Clint Howard or all 4) under the "influence."
33.Getting super smashed on your 21st birthday party, and throwing tacos at a passed out SteveGon.
34.Girls in Jeeps with the tops down
35. Catching a 100lb. Yellow-fin Tuna off the coast of Cabo San Lucas.
36. Listening to the Beatles White album through headphones.
37.Humphrey Bogart :frowning:
38. Pop Rocks
39. Surround sound
40.Hummers (capitalized to denote the vehicle, not the other actually-much-cooler-but-inappropriate-for-this-forum thing)
41.Dr. Pepper
42. Miles Davis
43. Mozart
44. Driving my 1993 twin-turbo rotary powered Rx-7 on a twisty mountain road.
45. Driving your car while listening to the “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” soundtrack.
46.Finding out that the big test you forgot to study for has been cancelled.
47. Waking up early thinking that you have to go work/school, then suddenly realizing it's a weekend/holiday
48.scratching an itch
49. Parker and Ron (I combine them as a single nomination so that we don't have to choose between them. Besides, Ron's new Bond villain look would influence the voting.)
50. Guys from Troy, Ohio.
51. finding $100 (or any denomination) on the ground
52. a refreshing dip in a pool on that hot summers day.
53. Ray Charles
54. Scott Weinberg
55.pete townshend's windmill arm
56. getting the "runner's high"
57.Batboy
58.The show American Chopper
59.Free DVDs
60. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
61. Being A Dad
62.Telecommuting
63.Watching a truly great movie at home on a High Definition DLP Projector on a 123" screen with a 7.1 channel setup with 2 subwoofers:
64.Mapquest.com (directions)
DISCLAIMER: The owner, operator, and author of this thread feels strongly that fun is to be had within the day-to-day process of the tournament activity located within this thread. HOWEVER, said person makes no guarantees on any fun level, or that any actual fun (or even mild amusement) will be obtained by any participants.
This will be the tournament to decide just what is the actual "coolest" thing ever. And to clarify "thing," let me just say that the possibilities are open to your imagination. Should you feel that a person is the coolest thing ever, then by all means put them in the tournament. Or perhaps you feel an action or experience is the coolest thing ever. It's all up to you. Once our field of coolness is set, I shall randomly assign our "coolers" against one another. You know, the normal tourney stuff.
This shall prove to be most pointless, but it should be interesting to see just what we (as a collective) here at the HTF consider to be the coolest thing ever.
When the voting process begins, it will be up to you to decide what criteria to use when voting.
For right now, everyone gets two (2) automatics into the cool tournament. After a few days (or when I feel like it....it is my tourney after all) I may assign more to the interested. I do reserve the right to add the final entries (if needed) to finalize our field.
SUPER COOL BONUS
A special prize will be awarded to the person whose cool pick goes on and wins the whole thing. And just what is the prize you ask, well it's quite possibly something that could be in this tournament: A Pooping Gorilla Keychain......just the like the one pictured below.
This awesome Pooping beast is brand new, and still in his original plastic covering thingy. He will be mailed (with loving care) to the winner's door at no cost to the winner.
So without further ado, let us begin.
The Coolers
2. When an attractive girl is wearing a skirt, and the fates shine on us and deliver a wonderfully placed gust of wind, and said girl's underpants are revealed.
3.
4. Boobs
5. Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy dive
6.
7. Peter Fonda
8. Lightsabers
9. Bruce Campbell
10. The Internet
11.
12. Boners (your own)
13. Sunshine, green grass, a hot dog and a beer on opening day,
14. A British racing green MGB, with a tan interior.
15.
16. vinyl records
17. Finding a rare something-or-other (CD, DVD, book, etc) that you've been hunting down for months ... for a fraction of what it would cost on eBay
18. dreams
19.
20. A beautiful woman who marries you even though you're rather fugly
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27. A 1967 Shelby GT 500.
28. Crispers (Salt and Vinegar variety)
29. Sex
30.
31.
32. Watching a crappy B movie (preferably something with an ex-wrestler, pro-basketball player, ex-porn star, Clint Howard or all 4) under the "influence."
33.
34.
35. Catching a 100lb. Yellow-fin Tuna off the coast of Cabo San Lucas.
36. Listening to the Beatles White album through headphones.
37.
38. Pop Rocks
39. Surround sound
40.
41.
42. Miles Davis
43. Mozart
44. Driving my 1993 twin-turbo rotary powered Rx-7 on a twisty mountain road.
45. Driving your car while listening to the “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” soundtrack.
46.
47. Waking up early thinking that you have to go work/school, then suddenly realizing it's a weekend/holiday
48.
49. Parker and Ron (I combine them as a single nomination so that we don't have to choose between them. Besides, Ron's new Bond villain look would influence the voting.)
50. Guys from Troy, Ohio.
51. finding $100 (or any denomination) on the ground
52. a refreshing dip in a pool on that hot summers day.
53. Ray Charles
54. Scott Weinberg
55.
56. getting the "runner's high"
57.
58.
59.
60. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
61. Being A Dad
62.
63.
64.