John Watson
Screenwriter
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2002
- Messages
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My nominations :
Colonel Tom - for sucking Elvis dry in two years; Phil Spector - for the wall of noise; AB Klein - for locking up the music; Dick Clark - for sucking and lip-synching; Malcolm McLaren - for Sex Pistols
Little Richard, for having a love-child with Diana Ross, and calling it Prince
Tiny Tim - for leading to Kiss, Alice Cooper, New York Dolls, Marilyn Manson
Rolling Stones, for making it acceptable for geezers to rock on forever - "rockers with walkers"
Kenny G - for making sax unrespectable.
Remixers, who turn overblown 5 minute pieces into 7 minute pieces for further padding 79 minute albums
and RIIA for attempting to enforce a market of overpriced mediocrity
Anybody else got anything they want to post?
Colonel Tom - for sucking Elvis dry in two years; Phil Spector - for the wall of noise; AB Klein - for locking up the music; Dick Clark - for sucking and lip-synching; Malcolm McLaren - for Sex Pistols
Little Richard, for having a love-child with Diana Ross, and calling it Prince
Tiny Tim - for leading to Kiss, Alice Cooper, New York Dolls, Marilyn Manson
Rolling Stones, for making it acceptable for geezers to rock on forever - "rockers with walkers"
Kenny G - for making sax unrespectable.
Remixers, who turn overblown 5 minute pieces into 7 minute pieces for further padding 79 minute albums
and RIIA for attempting to enforce a market of overpriced mediocrity
Anybody else got anything they want to post?