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#1 of 15 Bob Kavanaugh

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Posted December 09 2003 - 05:44 AM

Every year at work we do a Dirty Santa gift exchange. Being the jokester that I am, I want to bring the craziest, funniest, most memorable, least desireable gift possible for under $15 (while keeping my job).

I am drawing a blank here....

Help me.

#2 of 15 James T

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Posted December 09 2003 - 05:47 AM

socks in a box is always classic.

#3 of 15 Seth G

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Posted December 09 2003 - 07:30 AM

I'd say a good place to start is stupid.com:

http://www.stupid.com/

They may not be able to ship it to you in time but certainly could give you some good ideas. Everything from pooping reindeer:

http://www.stupid.com/stat/J-REIN.html

to the Mr. T Chia Pet:

http://www.stupid.com/stat/TCHI.html

#4 of 15 BrettB

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Posted December 09 2003 - 10:17 AM

One word,

Gigli

#5 of 15 Bob Kavanaugh

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Posted December 09 2003 - 03:38 PM

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That would be great, but I brought Dirty Dancing last year Posted Image

#6 of 15 Jason Guardiano

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Posted December 09 2003 - 05:32 PM

What's the gag with giving socks in a box?
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#7 of 15 David McGough

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Posted December 09 2003 - 10:31 PM

I once gave a frozen cow turd. Wife wrapped it up a nice box pretty paper with a red ribbon.. Just freeze it up big time.
you can even paint it to dry it up.

A pair of Grand Ma's old under wear big sizes



A old calander. not to dirty but different.
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#8 of 15 Seth G

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Posted December 10 2003 - 01:03 AM

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One word, Gigli

Hey, look at that! It's in stock! Sweet! Posted Image

#9 of 15 Daren Welsh

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Posted December 10 2003 - 01:13 AM

Preparation H (the biggest tube they have)
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#10 of 15 Bob Kavanaugh

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Posted December 10 2003 - 03:25 AM

I thought about getting a thong or something, and picking the present myself if I got the chance, the problem with that, or the big tube of preperation H is that i'd have to buy it and risk being seen...

#11 of 15 Gregory

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Posted December 10 2003 - 06:19 AM

Bob, 2 words...self checkout!

#12 of 15 Malcolm R

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Posted December 10 2003 - 01:45 PM

A package of extra-small condoms (though you'd have to be seen buying those, too). Shop where they don't know you. Posted Image
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#13 of 15 Bob Kavanaugh

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Posted December 10 2003 - 02:34 PM

Did I mention that I want to keep my job? Maybe "Dirty Santa" is being misinterpreted. Funny stuff though.

#14 of 15 Daren Welsh

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Posted December 10 2003 - 04:48 PM

*snicker*

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#15 of 15 Bob Kavanaugh

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Posted December 11 2003 - 01:36 AM

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Hmm, that might actually get fought over...





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