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Movies to have a colonoscopy by - let's have some fun!


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#1 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 01:33 AM

Sick I know, but a friend and co-worker of mine is scheduled to have a colonoscopy in early November.

The loving team that he works with wants to make this fun for him and wants to compile a list of movie titles that would fit the bill.

Here is what we've got so far (no X-rated please) for our list of suggested viewing. Posted Image

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The Core
Deep Impact
Holes
The Whole Nine Yards
The Black Hole
The Deep


I know that HTF members are a creative bunch, so have some gross fun and see if you can expand on the list!

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#2 of 81 OFFLINE   Mark Zimmer

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Posted October 17 2003 - 01:39 AM

If you want gross, go for the half hour of autopsy footage on By Brakhage (The Act of Seeing for One's Self). Yum.

#3 of 81 OFFLINE   Randy A Salas

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Posted October 17 2003 - 01:42 AM

The obvious choice would seem to be Deliverance--as long as he is compelled not to squeal like a pig during the procedure.
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#4 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 01:51 AM

Our group has had a great time with a wav file from Deliverence! Posted Image
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#5 of 81 OFFLINE   Kenneth English

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:03 AM

How about the Bruce Willis/Ving Rhames segment of PULP FICTION? Posted Image

#6 of 81 OFFLINE   Tony Scello

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:06 AM

Backdraft...is this the sort of title reference your looking for?
"Something beyond comprehension is happening to a little girl on this street, in this house. A man has been called for as a last resort to try and save her. That man is The Exorcist."

#7 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:07 AM

I was actually looking for "titles" that have double meaning and would maintain a humorous aspect. I'm not exactly looking for movies that actually deal with the subject matter.

I'll be making up a PowerPoint presentation, along with captured audio clips such as Billybob saying "We drill" from Armageddon, or Fletch "...are you using the whole fist doc?"

Perhaps some photos of humorous items such as garden hoses on sale etc. The intent was to keep it lite and humorous for the guy.

BACKDRAFT!!! YES!!! I LIKE IT!
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#8 of 81 OFFLINE   Patrick McCart

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:10 AM

Goin' South
North
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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:13 AM

Waterworld?

#10 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:14 AM

Patrick & Matt are on to my way of think'n! Posted Image
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#11 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:16 AM

Ha-HA!!!

Highway to Hell
Road to Perdition

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#12 of 81 OFFLINE   Richard Kim

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:18 AM

The Big Lebowski (referring to the scene when The Dude listens to "Looking Out My Back Door." Those who have seen the film know what I'm talking about. Posted Image )

#13 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:26 AM

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Anaconda
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Contact
Roman Holiday
I'm on a role! Time to get back to work!
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#14 of 81 OFFLINE   Bryan Tuck

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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:29 AM

Titles:

Gone Fishin'
Run Silent, Run Deep
Dark City
Every Which Way But Loose
Any Which Way You Can
Unlawful Entry
The Abyss

Subject Matter:
Dreamcatcher
the colon exam segment of Robin Williams: Live On Broadway
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Posted October 17 2003 - 02:53 AM

Scream
Pitch Black
Anywhere But Here
What's Up, Doc?
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Don't Do It
Panic Room
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#16 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 03:01 AM

Blowout!
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Posted October 17 2003 - 03:33 AM

Torpedo Run
Gold Rush
Daylight
Clean and Sober
2 Days in the Valley
Tunnel Vision
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#18 of 81 OFFLINE   SpenceJT

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Posted October 17 2003 - 03:41 AM

Thanks for the help guys! I think we've got a worthy list.

Here it is, in the event any of you wish to copy it for similar use in helping a friend laugh along.

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2 Days in the Valley
Abyss, The
Anaconda
Any Which Way You Can
Anywhere But Here
Backdraft
Black Hole, The
Blowout
Clean and Sober
Contact
Core, The
Crossroads
Dark City
Daylight
The Deep
Deep Impact
Don't Do It
DreamCatcher
Every Which Way But Loose
Goin' South
Gold Rush
Gone Fishin'
Green Mile, The
Highway to Hell
Holes
In & Out
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
North
Panic Room
Pitch Black
Road to Perdition
Roman Holiday
Run Silent, Run Deep
Scream
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Torpedo Run
Tunnel Vision Waterworld
Unlawful Entry
What's Up, Doc?
Whole Nine Yards, The

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Posted October 17 2003 - 03:45 AM

"Analyze This" (or That) ... alternate spelling ANALyze This.
"The Sum of All Fears"
"Blood Simple" (eww)

Also, you and your coworkers clearly have "Cruel Intentions" ... plus, it would give you an excuse to play the scene where Sara M. G. says "You can stick it anywhere"!

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Posted October 17 2003 - 03:51 AM

Fantastic Voyage?
Innerspace?


Plus in the movie Bachelor Party, there is a funny scene with some proctologists.





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