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#1 of 7 Yee-Ming

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Posted September 22 2003 - 02:34 PM

A rather bad pun:-


John had a new dog, but he didn't want to deal with puppies
so he got her fixed. However, some how the gal still got
pregnant, and even had identical twins! The media loved it
and soon she was a celebrity. John wrote a book about her
entitled, "Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity".

#2 of 7 BrettB

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Posted September 22 2003 - 03:14 PM

You're OK. Now if it had been "Two Dachshunds in Ten"...

#3 of 7 CaseyLS

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Posted September 22 2003 - 03:27 PM

Mind...moving...slowly...took...one...minute...to. ..catch...up

#4 of 7 Jack Briggs

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Posted September 23 2003 - 04:43 AM

Oh good grief!

#5 of 7 Jay H

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Posted September 23 2003 - 05:01 AM

Oh, you mean this?

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Jay
You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life

#6 of 7 Steven K

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Posted September 23 2003 - 12:02 PM

Nah - I think you're OK... nothing inflammatory was said about felines.

#7 of 7 Ted Lee

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Posted September 23 2003 - 03:43 PM

did you guys hear about the explosion at the flooring company in france?

the firemen walked in afterwards, shook their heads and said....

"linoleum blownapart"