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Tony-B

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Because here comes Avril Lavigne! Her horribly misspelled song "Sk8er Boi" is being brought to the big screen by Paramount. I am not kidding. Just go look at IMDb, Yahoo Movies, and CBC News for proof!

I have only one thing to say about this movie: for the love of god, don't make it! :angry:

This is older news, but I didn't see it posted on here. Sorry if it was already.
 

Josh Sieg

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Oh man. Forget everything you knew about film.
The Matrix? Come on!
Lord Of The Rings? Get out of here!
Back To The Future? Give me a break!

Sk8er Boi, now that's what I call a film!
 

Al Stuart

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This is a quote from a friend of mine on another message board.

I'm not sure if Avril knew this, but "boi" is generally used as a term for a young homosexual male, so the concept of Avril rejecting this "boi" because of his social status doesn't make much sense, seeing as a "boi" would have no interest in someone with a vagina in the first place (This is, of course, presupposing that Avril has a real vagina). Also anyone who would actually write out "SK8" in any non-mocking context deserves to be "tenderized" with large beating sticks (special sticks designed specifically for beating).
 

Seth Paxton

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The film will focus on "two teens from different backgrounds and the social constraints in which they find themselves," the Reporter stated.
In the voice of David Spade - "I loved this story the first time I heard it...when it was called Romeo and Juliet."

I don't mind the repetition, but why do they need the song to make this film? Oh yeah, pop singer cash in. Who's giving this girl advice, her dad? ;)
 

Jason Harbaugh

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So let's see, we have a lock for a sweep at the Razzies next year with J2K. Looks like now we should have another lock for the following year. I just hate how predictable the Razzies are now. What ever happened to being surprised at what was going to suck? :b :D
 

Kirk Gunn

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I am just happy that my 9 yr old daughter will probably be the first in line to buy tickets....
 

Michael Pakula

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She won't be in it though or have any creative part in the making of it. So it's mainly a cash in idea by
paramount. I read somewhere she said she didn't want to seem like some sell out something along those lines.


-Mike
 

MatthewA

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I'm not sure if Avril knew this, but "boi" is generally used as a term for a young homosexual male
I hate that intentional misspelling. The word ends with a y, dammit!

Jesus Christ this movie sounds awful. Paramount should have all their Oscars taken away from them.
 

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