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The funniest website I have ever read. (warped humor required)


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#1 of 32 OFFLINE   JeremySt

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Posted June 13 2003 - 03:12 PM

http://www.realultimatepower.net/


I highly reccomend the "PUMP UP" sections. Im still hurting from laughing so hard.

#2 of 32 OFFLINE   Malcolm R

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Posted June 13 2003 - 03:58 PM

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Oh man. Check out the "Author" section, as well. Posted Image
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#3 of 32 OFFLINE   Dan Shogren

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Posted June 13 2003 - 05:09 PM

...................................There is no god.

#4 of 32 OFFLINE   Scott L

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Posted June 13 2003 - 07:51 PM

No offense but this is like the 5th time this site has appeared here. No ill will, as long as it's new to more & more people. Posted Image I still like this one:

http://www.geocities.com/thestuntaz/

#5 of 32 OFFLINE   David Lawson

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Posted June 14 2003 - 03:25 AM

http://geraldholmes.....com/index.html

A classic in some circles.
He obviously misinterpreted what it means to "be bullish."

#6 of 32 OFFLINE   Christ Reynolds

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Posted June 15 2003 - 02:30 PM

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No offense but this is like the 5th time this site has appeared here. No ill will, as long as it's new to more & more people
i havent seen it before, so its new to me. just as long as you dont post the 'hello and welcome to last week' image, i wont hold it against you. god that image is awful. "Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and he porks them whenever he wants" hahaha

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#7 of 32 OFFLINE   Scott L

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Posted June 15 2003 - 03:23 PM

Yes Christ, I also hate those "1337" images you see on the kiddie gaming boards. Posted Image Don't worry you won't see them from me.

#8 of 32 OFFLINE   Simon_Lepine

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Posted June 16 2003 - 01:25 AM

This one is old news too, but still one of my favorite. If you don't know Super Greg, your life is not complete:

http://www.zmax.org/...otcom/index.htm

#9 of 32 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted June 16 2003 - 07:05 AM

Well, count me in the "new to me" crowd. Thank you for the link. I have tears in my eyes and my cheeks hurt from smiling. OMG this guy is good. This caption under his friend's picture totally got me:

"He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable."
GIR, UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
MONKEY!
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#10 of 32 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted June 16 2003 - 07:11 AM

I just picture Reed Rothchild and Dirk Diggler from Boggie Nights as authoring this website.
GIR, UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
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#11 of 32 OFFLINE   Darren Davis

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Posted June 16 2003 - 08:38 AM

Oh goodness, I haven't seen all of the updated stuff on realultimatepower.com yet so thanks for reminding me about this gem. PumpUp2 put me in tearsPosted Image .

Also, Super Greg is cool, but is he any match for Ill Mitch?

www.illmitch.com

#12 of 32 OFFLINE   MarkHastings

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Posted June 16 2003 - 09:26 AM

Oh my GOD! I just realized that I recognised the "Real Ultimate Power" logo: Cafepress (the site that they use to make their shirts) uses it on their home page as an example of one of their shirts:
http://www.cafepress.com

Posted Image Too Funny!


p.s. I LOVE the HateMail section Posted Image

#13 of 32 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted June 18 2003 - 11:29 AM

Here's an interview with the "Robert Hamburger" guy. Interesting stuff.

http://www.markhowis...303/news/5.html
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#14 of 32 OFFLINE   James Spraggs

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Posted June 18 2003 - 11:43 AM

Here's another weird site.


www.watchmedance.com

#15 of 32 OFFLINE   Dean DeMass

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Posted June 18 2003 - 10:53 PM

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-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!

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-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.

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-Dean-

#16 of 32 OFFLINE   Tommy Ceez

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Posted June 19 2003 - 01:22 AM

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I still like this one:http://www.geocities.com/thestuntaz/


It seems to be a joke but how do you explain the 'stuntaz' writing on the SUV's winshield?

BTW anyone check out the realultimatepower forum!?!?!
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#17 of 32 OFFLINE   Andy Sheets

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Posted June 19 2003 - 01:50 AM

I distinctly remember reading the Realultimatepower site a couple of years ago because I was reading it on my lunch break at work and I had carrots in my mouth. I started laughing so hard that I actually drooled orange spit on my shirt because I couldn't manage to fully swallow what I was chewing Posted Image

#18 of 32 OFFLINE   MarkHastings

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Posted June 19 2003 - 05:11 AM

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It seems to be a joke but how do you explain the 'stuntaz' writing on the SUV's winshield?
There is always some "Truth" in every joke. No matter how "funny" they meant it to be, you know they are thinking that they're SO COOL!

Kinda like the guy who says "Hey! Let's do something funny and wear womens clothing!". There's probably a little more to that guys thinking than just a "joke".

#19 of 32 OFFLINE   Tony-B

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Posted June 19 2003 - 07:30 PM

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Yet another really funny site.
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#20 of 32 OFFLINE   Bill J

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Posted June 20 2003 - 03:54 PM

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http://maddox.xmission.com/
I LOVE that website. Maddox is a genius. Definitely read the children's drawings section.


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