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World's Most Unhealthiest Breakfast?

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#1 of 25 OFFLINE   Scott L

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Posted March 01 2003 - 07:18 PM

This link has been floating on IRC, thought you fellow health nuts would be interested.

Hungry-Man "All Day" Breakfast

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#2 of 25 OFFLINE   Leila Dougan

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Posted March 01 2003 - 07:49 PM

That guy sure has, uh, flair for "writing", especially with all those colorful descriptions.

I can't believe it's actually legal to sell something so toxic! All kidding aside, I'm sure there'll be one or two poor souls who stock up on the stuff and eat it every morning. Let's make it perfectly clear, now, that NO, they shouldn't be able to sue Swanson's.

#3 of 25 OFFLINE   Marshall W. Carter

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Posted March 01 2003 - 08:45 PM

I dunno...I'm pretty sure there are tobacco products out there that are better for you than...THAT!!! "Semen-dipped maggots" indeed...

I actually saw this a couple of days ago and showed it to my brother tonight in the freezer section (of the grocery store...I'm not going to pay $3 to kill myself). He had to take a double-take...seriously.

#4 of 25 OFFLINE   Philip_G



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Posted March 02 2003 - 03:12 AM

I'm sure all the carbs come from the pancakes.. I could probably eat the meat (and majority of the fat) on my diet with little or no consequence.. Posted Image

#5 of 25 ONLINE   Malcolm R

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Posted March 02 2003 - 03:13 AM

This link has been floating on IRC

It was also posted here already, about a week ago.
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#6 of 25 OFFLINE   Scott L

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Posted March 02 2003 - 04:35 AM

Sorry Malcolm, I ran a search but not good enough I guess.

#7 of 25 OFFLINE   Wayne Bundrick

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Posted March 02 2003 - 05:34 AM

So it's an all day breakfast! With that label Swanson implies that the person who eats it is going to skip lunch if not dinner also. The only problem I see with that meal is the off-the-scale cholesterol level and the sodium.

As for the colorful descriptions, what the hell did the author expect to see from foods like scrambled eggs and bacon that don't take well to being microwaved when they're fresh, much less being precooked and frozen and then microwaved? For the record, there are as many perfectly healthy foods that come out of a microwave looking like E.T. vomit.

And he couldn't even think of anything bad to say about the pancakes!

"Fill your bowl full of jelly with a tray full of dead animals and chicken miscarriages." Sounds to me like the author is one of them there animal-hugging Herb-a-Vore vegetarians. In nature, herbivores are a notch below the carnivores on the food chain, and when the revolution comes and the shit hits the fan, we meat-eaters will be feasting on vegetarian meat. How much cholesterol is in a serving of deep-fried vegetarian?
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#8 of 25 OFFLINE   Joseph DeMartino

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Posted March 02 2003 - 07:00 AM

thought you fellow health nuts would be interested.

And the grammar nuts can get a laugh out of the thread title. Posted Image



#9 of 25 OFFLINE   Chuck C

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Posted March 02 2003 - 07:20 AM

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#10 of 25 OFFLINE   Alex-C



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Posted March 02 2003 - 01:33 PM

AFter seeing this post, I looked for the all day breakfast in the frozen section and lo and behold there it was in all its glory. Right next to several Swanson XXL meals.

And they all tip the scale as far as sodium cholesteral etc. But the ADB takes the cake, in fact that's about the only thing not included.

To quote the cook from City Slickers, the food is brown, hot and plenty of it !
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#11 of 25 OFFLINE   LewB



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Posted March 02 2003 - 01:39 PM

Don't forget that the 1,030 calories does not include the butter and syrup that those pancakes are crying out for.
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#12 of 25 OFFLINE   Jeff Kleist

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Posted March 02 2003 - 02:15 PM

Unfortunately Jack Briggs has been incapacitated by the "food" contained in the box Posted Image

#13 of 25 OFFLINE   Clinton McClure

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Posted March 02 2003 - 05:35 PM

How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at the picture.

#14 of 25 OFFLINE   Zen Butler

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Posted March 03 2003 - 05:09 AM

I wonder, Do you carnivours find that pic repulsive? it looks disgusting to me.


#15 of 25 OFFLINE   Dennis Reno

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Posted March 03 2003 - 05:18 AM

My GOD... it only provides 2% of the daily recommended dose of Vitamin C! Posted Image

Yes, even I, a proud, card carrying carnivore, find that pic a bit repulsive.

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Posted March 03 2003 - 05:31 AM

Yes, Zen.
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#17 of 25 OFFLINE   LewB



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Posted March 03 2003 - 06:43 AM

To think that some poor, innocent pig gave it's all for that mess !!! PETA should focus on stuff like this. If you're gonna kill an animal for food, turn the animal into food for crying out loud. Posted Image Posted Image

#18 of 25 OFFLINE   Scott L

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Posted March 03 2003 - 09:22 AM

Whoever said it was made out of animals? Posted Image

#19 of 25 OFFLINE   Mark Zimmer

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Posted March 03 2003 - 10:14 AM

Fucking weakling vegetarians... This is MAN'S food!

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Okay, two man's food....

#20 of 25 OFFLINE   Matthew Chmiel

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Posted March 03 2003 - 01:53 PM


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Okay, two man's food....
Two man's food? Fuck, I could feed a family of four with that meal! Provided I wouldn't eat it and I eat crap on a daily basis. Posted Image

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