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Funny captions for The Two Towers


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#1 of 20 OFFLINE   David Ely

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Posted January 27 2003 - 03:03 AM

I was gonna post this in the official TTT thread, but I wanted more people to see it. Enjoy!

Please be warned of potential spoilers!

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#2 of 20 OFFLINE   Andrew V

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Posted January 27 2003 - 04:40 AM

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#3 of 20 OFFLINE   ThomasC

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Posted January 27 2003 - 05:19 AM

Toast me! I say you got to toast me! Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

#4 of 20 OFFLINE   Max Leung

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Posted January 27 2003 - 05:41 PM

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#5 of 20 OFFLINE   Rob Speicher

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Posted January 28 2003 - 02:00 AM

"Bring your pussy face to my ass"? Posted Image

#6 of 20 OFFLINE   Garrett Lundy

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Posted January 28 2003 - 05:36 AM

Damn, all the picture links failed when I checked the site out Posted Image
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#7 of 20 OFFLINE   John Spencer

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Posted January 28 2003 - 05:52 AM

"no body should have pretty the child"???!?! That's not even Engrish. Funny stuff.Posted Image


And I don't think I wanna know what was going through the subber's mind as he typed in "i am ooh i made so much". I just don't.

Never heard of this. I'm a honky.

#8 of 20 OFFLINE   Steven K

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Posted January 28 2003 - 01:00 PM

You have no chance to survive make your time

#9 of 20 OFFLINE   Morgan Jolley

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Posted January 29 2003 - 08:50 AM

I like:

"go to hell"

#10 of 20 OFFLINE   BrettB

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Posted January 29 2003 - 11:30 AM

that's solomon milon dish
I think I had that in a restaurant once Posted Image

#11 of 20 OFFLINE   RobertR

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Posted January 29 2003 - 11:36 AM

I have to wonder if these are the same people who gave us the classic "all your base are belong to us". Posted Image

#12 of 20 OFFLINE   Benny G

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Posted January 29 2003 - 06:24 PM

I just wonder why all the captions are perfectly centered...and some captions are only a few words...?? Maybe my suspicions are false, but I can't help thinking it's just a joke.

But it's still funny. Posted Image

#13 of 20 OFFLINE   Artur Meinild

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Posted January 30 2003 - 10:18 AM

"You give your horse master i shall give you mine!" Posted Image

And also the naughty quote Rob mentions... Posted Image

hehehe, this is too funny...

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#14 of 20 OFFLINE   Jason Guardiano

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Posted January 30 2003 - 10:42 AM

the subtitles look too 'clear' to be off a dvd
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#15 of 20 OFFLINE   NickT

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Posted January 30 2003 - 02:42 PM

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What you say?

If you need to get a fix of Engrish then there's always engrish.com

#16 of 20 OFFLINE   John Thomas

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Posted January 31 2003 - 04:56 AM

For great justice...so many aces, he must have aids.

#17 of 20 OFFLINE   MarkHastings

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Posted January 31 2003 - 05:51 AM

Can anyone say "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"

LOL

#18 of 20 OFFLINE   BrettB

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Posted January 31 2003 - 06:30 AM

How about, "Theeeeeeeeeerrr's a bathroom on the right"

#19 of 20 OFFLINE   Dave Poehlman

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Posted January 31 2003 - 08:16 AM

OMG that engrish.com killed me!

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Posted February 02 2003 - 07:17 AM

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Damn, all the picture links failed when I checked the site out


They all just worked for me just now! Funny, funny stuff (in my best Johnny Carson impression)! Posted Image

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