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Chuck Norris does not believe in Judge, Jury, Executioner, although he is rather fond of the last part.
 

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Religion has it wrong, it was not God that created the world, he first created Chuck Norris, who then created the world . . . with ONE PUNCH!
 

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There are no earthquakes, there are only a series of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
 

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So, you can post as many 'facts' as you want? Perhaps, one each from a single person would be better. A little late for this post, now that I think about it. Will have to come up with more.
 

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I checked with Adam. . .by that time, others had made multiple posts so he said to go ahead.
Of course, I'm sure he OKed that with Chuck Norris first.
 

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Originally Posted by SWFF /t/322152/win-a-copy-of-code-of-silence-and-lone-wolf-mcquade-on-blu-ray/30#post_3947921
So, you can post as many 'facts' as you want? Perhaps, one each from a single person would be better. A little late for this post, now that I think about it. Will have to come up with more.
That was my bad. I made the mistake of assuming that would be the case, but neglected to state it, then the genie escaped....
 

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I'll refrain from saying that Chuck Norris doesn't need a genie to grant his wishes. He gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it. Or somebody is going to pay.
 

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There is an urban legend that states if you say Chuck Norris's name three times he will appear and side kick you in balls, but it has gone untested for fear that it might actually happen.
 

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There are only three things you can count on in life: Death, Taxes and Chuck Norris.
 

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Well since we are allowed multiple posts, I'll put one of my favorites
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does Earth downs.
 

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Okay, here's my second, and last one:
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
(Chuck Norris called me and said that I'd better make my 500th post about him)
 

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I've heard that that when Chuck Norris was born, it took five storks to deliver him to his parents. I also heard that they were going to shoot a movie with Chuck Norris and Mr. T in the early eighties at Spirit Lake Lodge in southwest Washington, but the cascades couldn't handle that much awesome in one place at one time, resulting in the May 18th eruption of Mount St Helens.
 

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If you run boiling water through Chuck Norris' beard you can make a wonderful cup of chamomile tea.
 

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Originally Posted by Russell G /t/322152/win-a-copy-of-code-of-silence-and-lone-wolf-mcquade-on-blu-ray/30#post_3948078
Chuck Norris has a cat.
Chuck Norris' "cat" is a Honey Badger
 

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