"The brakes don't work! No sense in steering now!"
"Take Off!!! You steer this thing!"
"I think it's getting warmer in here."
"I-I didn't notice anything!"
And a little bit later...
"Jeez, I've gotta go so bad I can taste it!!"
"For the benefit of the court, would you please explain 'Time Code'?"
"Just because I don't know what it is, doesn't mean I'm lying."
OK you WB Hosers! Like, TAKE OFF, and give us the DVD with a six pack of Crullers and twenty-four Elsinore beers. It'd be a beauty!
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~Marriage is great but she keeps leaving the toilet seat down...~
"Sorry I ralphed, Pam."
"You shouldn't have drank that chocolate milk."
"Sorry about your sweater. You can take it out of my pay if you want."
"It's OK."
"Jeez, you're real nice. If I didn't have Puke-Breath, I'd kiss you."
"How's that?"
"Beauty! Take it up to 30 this time!"
"Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh. Like, we've got over five billion dollars in our hideout. Only some of the money's marked, eh. So we're not spending it. We's just waiting."
"Yous guys like a smoke?"
"No, eh! We want our lungs pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here'd probably just kill him anyways. Lawyers are for Sucks!"
"McKenzie Brothers! Your lawyer's here!"
"LIARS!!"
Keep 'em coming, hosers! Beauty, eh!!
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~Marriage is great but she keeps leaving the toilet seat down...~
"Like, he once got our dead battery started by mixing bird feces and spit, 'cuz there's, like, acid in it. So... Do you travel much?"
"My brother and I used to think that drownin' in beer would be like Heaven, eh. Now he's not here, I've got 2 soakers; this isn't Heaven - this SUCKS!"
"You see her lookin' at me?"
"Yeah, 'cause she thought you were some kind of freak! Let's go."
"Take off! She likes me, eh!"
"Objection! You cannot split pleas like that!"
"2 bowls of 'Split Pleas' soup to go!"
"ORDER!"
"One toasted back bacon, hold the toast!"
"Don't make me laugh, eh!"
"Jeez, now that hoser's growlin. Take off, will ya? We're doin' our MOVIE!"
"Don't wreck our show, you hoser!"
"Chuck Norris for the defense! Beauties!"
Come on Warner Hoseheads! Don't hose us, eh! Give us some Strange Brew!
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~Marriage is great but she keeps leaving the toilet seat down...~
"OK. Like, we found THIS MOUSE in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought at YOUR beer store. And we heard that when that happens you get your beer free."
"It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedents set in cases in the law."
"So Like, yeah, give us our free beer."
"We found this mouse in a bottle of YOUR beer. A friend of ours - a COP - he had some, and HE PUKED! He told us to come to the brewery for free beer or he'd press charges, eh."
"Get me outta here! I got a wiz to throw!!"
"AW! You farted!"
"No it wasn't me. I-it was the chair, eh."
"He's Lyin'!"
"No!"
"Check the machine, eh!"
"I'm not lyin'!"
"He's lying, alright."
"I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh!"
"I didn't do it, I swear it!"
"Aw. Jeez, don't slice cheese in here, will ya?"
"I am your father Luke. Give in to the Dark Side of the Force, you knob."
"He saw 'Jedi' seventeen times, eh!"
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~Marriage is great but she keeps leaving the toilet seat down...~
I need this title very badly. I'll buy at least one copy when it comes out. How about putting all the Bob & Doug SCTV clips on the disc as well. I think in Dave Thomas's book on SCTV that come out a little while back he mentioned that he and Rick would love doing extra stuff with the characters. If they did a commentary as the characters that would be extremely funny.
Strange Brew is not a movie. It's a way of life, eh.
Come on, you hosers from WB, release this movie. We NEED it!!
"The power of the force stopped you, you hosers!"
"My brother and I used to say that having a DVD player was like heaven, eh. Now Strange Brew isn't on DVD, and I've got a DVD player... This isn't heaven, this sucks!"
We need this released soon, and with commentary by Doug and Dave, eh?
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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" --Randal Graves, Clerks
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I've had this out of print laserdisc on backorder and it never came in. Every time I see the guy at the Laserdisc Store he says "We still didn't get Strange Brew in yet."
I would do anything for a proper widescreen version of Strange Brew on DVD. My only regret will be that I didn't start this thread.
P.S. I'd also like a half pound of Back Bacon, a six pack and a dozen crullers. And I...uh...believe there'll be no charge for that.
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This title must be released (with a commentary, if possible).
"It's in the Canadian criminal code, eh. Like, there's legal precedence setting cases in law." - Bob McKenzie
Somebody horked our DVD!
This would be an absolute MUST HAVE for me. SE content would be the icing on the cake, but as long as it's in 3-B and Hoserama, it'd be a beauty, eh?
Please Warner, release it if for no other reason than to give us THE definitive version of Hamlet.