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Waiters and waitresses unite!!! Share your stories...

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Dome Vongvises, Oct 12, 2001.

  1. Dome Vongvises

    Dome Vongvises Well-Known Member

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    I figure that a lot of us work so we can get that little extra dough to spend on music cd's, DVD's, and whatnot. I just wanted to start this thread to hear some of the zanier stories in the food distribution engineering sector [​IMG] I'll eventually think of one for myself.
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  2. Michelle Schmid

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    The best question I've ever had a customer ask me, is:
    "Do you have real chocolate milk or (snidely) do you guys make it?"
    Of course, I could only reply:
    "Well, if you mean does it come to us pre-mixed or do we add chocolate syrup to the milk, we add chocolate syrup. But of course, you do know that even if it comes pre-mixed, someone else still had to make it since there are no such things as chocolate cows!" [​IMG]
     
  3. Kirk Gunn

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    I was a waiter many moons ago... I remember going to a table with hot coffee on the tray and tripping. It went all over a woman's back !!!
    This was pre-McDonalds-coffee-litigation, but I thought for sure the restaraunt and I would be sued after she recovered...
    Fortunately she was wearing a sweater with a heavy shirt, and she wasn't hurt. It ended up being the mother of a waitress at the restaurant. Figures, I was desparately trying to always impress this particular waitress and get a date. It never did work out...... Although she did say I was a "nice guy". The story of my life !
     
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    A few years ago when I was a server I was waiting on this couple, obvious first date. I was patiently waiting for the "gentleman" to get off his cellular phone so that I could get their order. He's sitting there yakking away, impressing his lady friend and the phone starts to ring. I had to excuse myself and run off. [​IMG]
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