Brian Kissinger
Screenwriter
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2001
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Man o man. Mr. Michael J, it's good to hear from ya. But man, you could have picked a better thread to resurrect. A thread that perhaps shows my brilliance and .....uh......my.....well I guess no such thread exists.
For some insane reason, I feel the need to update everyone on this thread.
1.) Sometimes I look back on things I've posted, and go, "Damn, I actually wrote something that seemed halfway intelligent." But most of the time, all I do is go, "Damn."
2.) I never did view Dirty Dancing. And I haven't seen much of anything from Brad Porter in a long time. But then again (as he pointed out) I'm not here near as often as I used to be. I miss him, and feel that my welch on the bet drove a spike between us that can never be healed. That makes me want to cry a little. Forgive me Brad.
3.) A couple weeks ago, I drained my hot water heater in an attempt to fix a couple various problems in my plumbing (hahaha...I accidentally wrote plumping at first.....thats funny to me....plumping) and didn't end up fixing a damn thing.
4.) It wasn't long before I ditched the ankle socks. I like the feeling and security of socks snuggling my shins.
5.) We rarely play cards anymore, but when we do, I OWN Steve's ass.
6.) I still no do not own Pale Rider. And believe it or not, I realized just the other day I also do not own Robocop, Escape From New York, or any Nightmare on Elm Street film.
7.) Mr. Michael J.....a poll in your honor will be forthcoming.
For some insane reason, I feel the need to update everyone on this thread.
1.) Sometimes I look back on things I've posted, and go, "Damn, I actually wrote something that seemed halfway intelligent." But most of the time, all I do is go, "Damn."
2.) I never did view Dirty Dancing. And I haven't seen much of anything from Brad Porter in a long time. But then again (as he pointed out) I'm not here near as often as I used to be. I miss him, and feel that my welch on the bet drove a spike between us that can never be healed. That makes me want to cry a little. Forgive me Brad.
3.) A couple weeks ago, I drained my hot water heater in an attempt to fix a couple various problems in my plumbing (hahaha...I accidentally wrote plumping at first.....thats funny to me....plumping) and didn't end up fixing a damn thing.
4.) It wasn't long before I ditched the ankle socks. I like the feeling and security of socks snuggling my shins.
5.) We rarely play cards anymore, but when we do, I OWN Steve's ass.
6.) I still no do not own Pale Rider. And believe it or not, I realized just the other day I also do not own Robocop, Escape From New York, or any Nightmare on Elm Street film.
7.) Mr. Michael J.....a poll in your honor will be forthcoming.
