The Eternal Simpsons Quote Thread (1 Viewer)

[Paul P]

(Homer drinking a beer)

Mmmmm. You can really taste the goat.

 

[Scott Thomas]

Bart- "Well yesterday, I got a "F" on a test and I became a little attractive to Milhouse"

 

[Paul_D]

Bart and Milhouse get drunk at a Beer festival and are stumbling around in a drunken stupor. Milhouse walks up to Bart and puts his arm around him (imagine a drunken Milhouse saying):
"This guy here. This is THE guy!"
Gets me every time!

 

[Paul_D]

This may already be quoted, but I love:
When Marge is scolding Bart for something and Homer joins in to complain about Lisa:
"Look. Lisa made this perpetual motion machine. It keeps going faster and faster! (shouting) Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermo-dynamics!"

 

[Rob Willey]

"All those disclaimers made we want to do it more."

Homer, as Marge participates in the demolition derby: "Quit banging my wife!"

Rob

 

[RossTerry]

the latest episode when Homer drinks the beer and becomes like popeye:

the donkey cant go any further, homer says, "hmm need a little fuel for my mule, a little gas for my ass"

 

[Robin Warren]

Krusty: Everytime you watch my show, I will mail you a cheque for $40 dollars....

Voiceover: Cheques will not be honoured.

 

[Paul P]

[During a telethon. Rupert Murdoch answers the phone]

Murdoch: $10,000! Thank you, you've saved my network!

[Cut to Bart on the other end of the phone]

Bart: Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Rob Willey]

"You can't use the word 'sex' on the Internet."

"One squeaking spring symphony coming up."

Rob

 

[Rob Willey]

"Lisa, I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted."

Rob

 

[Bill_Weinreich]

Just saw this again.

In the tall tale episode with Lisa as Johnny Appleseed.

Homer : "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"