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The Eternal Simpsons Quote Thread

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by David Oliver, Sep 19, 2000.

  1. David Oliver

    David Oliver Second Unit

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    Nothing can brighten up a dreary day then a Simpsons quote. This thread will provide (hoprefully) a never-ending array of them. So come here and read them and be sure to add them.
    Sea Captain on the phone: "Call me back, Ishmael!"
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  2. DustinDavis

    DustinDavis Stunt Coordinator

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    Mr. Burns: "Smithers, I've got a rocket in my pocket."
    Smithers: "Uh, you don't have to tell me that, sir."
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  3. Henry C

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    Homer: "Damn sexy Flanders!"
    (actually, I'm not too sure on the exact quote, but it's in the spirit)
    [​IMG]
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    "You cannot make an omelet without breaking an egg, every cook will tell you that!
    But look what happened to the cook!!"
     
  4. Mitty

    Mitty Supporting Actor

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    Homer (wielding an axe and a stopwatch): "I'm Mike Wallace. I'm Morley Safer. And I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on '60 Minutes'"
    Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English? That's UNpossible."
     
  5. CharlesD

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    Homer(reading Mr.Burns's phone messages):"You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes to move your car. Your car is now being impounded. Your car is now being crushed into a cube. You have 30 mintues to move your cube."
    (Phone Rings)
    Mr Burns:"Is that about my cube?"
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  6. PeteyG

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    One Word
    DOH!
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  7. Adnan Sheikh

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    "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? Stupid monkey!"
    Hehehe.
     
  8. Matthew Chmiel

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    Homer Simpson: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
     
  9. Mike St.Louis

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    Simpson's and Flanders in the Flander's car.
    Homer: "Don't worry, I brought my "Rappin' Ronnie Reagan" tape. It always makes the trip go faster.
    Tape: "Well, Well, W-W-W-W-Well, Well, DING, DING, DING, Well, Well, W-W-W-W-WELL..."
    Homer: Heh-Heh-heh. You know something? He DID say 'Well' a lot!"
    Tape: "Well, Well, W-W-W-W-Well, Well, DING, DING, DING, Well, Well, W-W-W-W-WELL..."
     
  10. Eric-S

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    Teachers in the back of the aud. for an assembly. From the podium you hear the quote. "A Noble spirit embiggins the smallest man"
    One teacher says to another. "I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield"
    The other teacher says "Embiggins...it's a perfectly cromulent word"
     
  11. Brad Grenz

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    Ralph Wiggum: "I bent my wookie!"
    or
    Homer to Chief Wiggum at the Chili Cook-off: "Hey chief, don't quit your day job, whatever that is."
    or
    Homer: "It's cool in here, for the rest of the summer we can live in the refrigorator."
    later: "I got the idea when I noticed the fridge was cold!"
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  12. Timmy

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    Donut-Man delivers huge quantity of boxes of product to the power plant daily. One day he was told to not bring any in. When he asked why he was told:
    "Homer Simpson is on a diet"
    Donut-Man "On no; I just bought a new boat"
     
  13. McPaul

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    hehe... just saw the episode where maude flanders dies with the 'bible blaster' video game that rod and tod have...
    bert is kicking some serious hiney in the game converting the heathens...
    rod and tod "can we play"
    bart "you are playing man!, we're a TEAM!!
    rod and tod "YAY!!!!!YAY!!!!!"
    hehe.. we used to say that all the time when we were kids.... *L*
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    My favourite is the 'lord of the flies' episode, where Ralph eats some dodgy berries
    'It tastes like burning'
    Ralphs the best.
     
  15. Eric Finn

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    One Word
    "Craptacular"
     
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    [Homer, on 'Lard Lad']
    "He came to life. Good for him!"
     
  17. Andrej Dolenc

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    Just saw this on a t-shirt this weekend:
    Worst Episode Ever.
    Andrej
     
  18. Lars Larsen

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    My favorite quote has to be:
    TV-reporter:"People are calling this a meltdown."
    Mr. Burns:"Oh, meltdown, It's one of those annoying "buzzwords".
    We prefer to call it an "unrequested fission surplus.""
    - Lars from Mars
     
  19. Bernhard

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    Homer Simpson: If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they make my shoes smell good?
    [​IMG]
     
  20. JonZ

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    1.Homer"And that's when the C.H.U.D.S. came after us"
    Marge" Oh Homer of course you're gonna have bad memories of New York if all you think about are the pimps and the C.H.U.D.S."
    2.Homer runs down the street naked....
    Flanders"Hey Homer,we can see your Doodle"
    Homer"Shut up Flanders"
    3.Smithers"MMMMMMMM...The Bear Simpson,The Bear!"
    4.Again Bear episode...
    Mr Burns"What's that you say, you don't need Television as long as you have beer?"
    Homer"That's right!"
    Mr Burns"All Beer truck heading towards Springfield have been diverted...."
     

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