The eternal Family Guy Quotes thread (1 Viewer)

[ZacharyTait]

"This program is being brought to you by the letter H"

Is this from an episode of Whose Line is it Anyways?

 

[AlexanderS]

Is this from an episode of Whose Line is it Anyways?

It has to do with this scene:

Peter: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.

Announcer: And now, Homicide: Life on Sesame Street.

Bert: *Answering phone* Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.

*Gets out of bed and gets dressed*

Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.

Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.

Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.

Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.

Normally a program would be brought to you by a sponsor and on Sesame Street there would be learning about the alphabet. The make the quote at the beginning of the scene.

 

[ZacharyTait]

"NUDES ON ICE"

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the DVD and laugh for a couple of minutes.

 

[JohnS]

EVERYBODY better check this out.
Family Guy action figures to be released this Sept.
http://www.action-figure.com/Article11005.html
These look great, and I'll be getting every one.
I started an official thread in the after hours section.
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htfo...hreadid=191385

 

[doug zdanivsky]

Stewie and Brian in Amsterdam cafe,stoned to the Nth power:

Stewie: Shhh.. wait, wait.. The reason we die, is we accept it as aninevetibility..

Brian: Do you think I'll ever find anybody?

Stewie: Hey man, your great!

 

[Eman_Ramos]

"Oh no!"

"Oh no!"

"Oh no!"

"Oh no!"

"Oh YEAHHHHHH!!!"

And that's when I saw the light and converted.

And for some reason I have "Damn you, Tommy Tutone!" stuck in my head.

 

[AlexanderS]

Stewie: How positively delightful. Its as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!

 

[ZacharyTait]

Does anyone besides me, when you read the quote, can hear it in your head exactly like it's said?

 

[DonMac]

I loved it when Peter was reading to kids in Sunday school:

Peter: "And if you're pure of heart, you will go to a beautiful place called Heaven...

I'm yankin' ya! You just rot in the ground."

 

[Rob_V]

Ok, they're, they're in the woods ...

The camera keeps on shaking ...

I think they're looking for some witch or something, I, I don't know, I wasn't listening ...

Nothings happening ...

Nothings happening ...

Something about a map ...

Nothings happening ...

It's over.

A lot of people in the audience look pissed.

 

[Phil_L]

What episode is this line from????

Peter: "This will take a portion of my cunning... no WAIT... all my cunning!"

 

[Martin Rendall]

Lois: What's going on?

Stewie: We're playing house.

Lois: The boy is all tied up.

Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

 

[Shane D]

this isn't a quote, but can you guys tell me what episode is the willy wonka one? i read the descriptiosn on both sets and could not find it for the life of me.

 

[WillG]

this isn't a quote, but can you guys tell me what episode is the willy wonka one?

It's the episode called "Wasted Talent" The one where Peter can play the piano well when he is drunk. It starts with the Willy Wonka parody.

That's the only problem with "Family Guy" there are all these great little bits, but you can never remember which episode they came from.

 

[Shane D]

that was my exact problem, i coudlnt remember what the rest of the episode was about. now i remember the rest of it copmletly. thanks. =)

 

[Gregg Shiu]

Phil, I can't remember the episode title off the top of my head, but I believe that's from the same episode where Peter wrote a story about Luke Perry being gay. I LOVED the part when Peter was sneaking into the office to switch Meg's story with his own. SO great!

 

[JessicaB]

"How old are you?"

"16."

"18?"

"Mo-om..."

"I like where this is going!"

"Oh Susan...Susan..."

"Death! Death!"

"Susan! ...Susan? I'm gonna be a virgin forever! ...or am I?" (car starts rocking)

 

[James T]

Are there decimal places in that font size? j/k and welcome to HTF.

I guess it's only natural to add to this since Sunday...

"...because Christians don't believe in gravity"

"...and knowing is half the battle"

"you're funny"

"HE GONNA GET IT!"

 

[Lee Jamilkowski]

Just gotta make some Homicide Life on Sesame Street corrections:
Narrator: This show contains adult content and is brought to you by the letter h.
(phone rings: ring-ring)
(Bert groans a time or too and we the sound of the phone picked off the receiver)
Bert: Yeah? (pause) Son of a bitch... I'll be right there. Some poor bastard just got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
(chugging and then hacking)
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.
(Bert sighs against the backdrop of the wah-wah-wah sound).