The Best Bumper Stickers (1 Viewer)

[Shane Bos]

I had "Got Beer?" on my old van.

 

[Kevin T]

i always liked:

save the planet, kill yourself

kevin t

 

[JeremySt]

Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

 

[Mark Sherman]

I want to get RU4-69N OR FAH-Q for my plate but here are some of my Ideas for BUMPAH STICKAHS (IM FROM BOSTON)


On the back of a ROLLS MY OTHER CAR IS A SHIT BOX

DRIVE A HUMMER? SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS.

CALLING YOUR WIFE? DON'T BOTHER SHES WITH ME

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ,ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ON THE PHONE DO.

More Later


IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU DIDNT GRADUATE FROM A MASS. HIGH SCHOOL


LOOKING FOR JESUS? HES IN MY TRUNK

THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS .

GOT GAS?

CIXELXYD RUOY SIHT DAER NAC OUY FI

 

[RonR]

Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick

I swerve for small animals, they're harder to hit

 

[David_Moechnig]

my all time favorite...
"What if the whole world farted at once?"

 

[Travis Olson]

The best one I've seen was "Unless your a hemroid, get off my ass."

 

[Craig Robertson]

saw this one today, not sure about the year but it's not important:

"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862."

 

[Grant B]

Both parked in front of our house

On a car - Vaginas are way cool!
On a Motorcycle - I'm a holy man you fuck

 

[Jim_F]

On a pharmacist's car: Pharmacists make safe lovers

On a recovering addict's car: My other car is up my nose

 

[DaveGTP]

The one I have on my car window now: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".

Some of those on the unamerican website were pretty funny. I liked DIE MTV DIE.

 

[LewB]

This one's a stretch but ...
On the back of a motorcyclist's T-Shirt:
If you can read this, the bitch fell off.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

[rant]WARNING: Driver Only Carries $20 Worth Of Ammunition[/rant]

 

[Brian Johnson]

I havent seen this but heard of it....


"He who dies with the most toys is dead"

THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS .

 

[Mike Hutman]

I just saw this one today

Horn Broke, Watch for finger

 

[Jason Reich]

"I sell my body for crack" on my old Maxima-

 

[David Lawson]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

Dave, I trust you also own the following litho from despair.com:

MEETINGS: None of us is as dumb as all of us.

 

[DaveGTP]

No, I don't, but I like it

Edit: I started reading them, they are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. They need an Empowerment one, or a who moved my cheese? one.

 

[Grant B]

Another motorcycle down the block
Witches do it in circles

 

[Ashley Seymour]

You Opine and You Vote.
SO!