Testy Area 51 (4 Viewers)

[Dennis Nicholls]

Dukie scuttles off.

 

[Steve Christou]

Dennis, Cees only appears if you say his name FIVE times!
Oh look! There goes Fuffy Plumpkin! [Dennis scuttles off]
Down in Louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame
Polk salad Annie
The 'gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause her mama was working on the chain gang
- A mean, vicious woman
Everyday before suppertime
She'd go down by the truck patch
And pick her a mess of Polk salad
And carry it home in a tow sack
Polk salad Annie
The 'gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause her mama was working on the chain-gang
- A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman, Lord have mercy
Sock a little Polk salad to me
You know I need a mere mess of it
Her daddy was lazy and no count
Claimed he had a bad back
All her brothers were fit for
Was stealing watermelons out of my truck patch
Polk salad Annie
The 'gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause her mama was working on the chain-gang
Sock a little Polk salad to me
You know I need a mere mess of it
Sock a little Polk salad to me....

 

[Steve Christou]

Parker, the Dukes of Hazzard [smiling wistfully] the one major reason I used to try and catch an episode of Dukes when I was young was Catherine Bach in those tight hotpants, mmmmm, she was one hot babe, and gets a stiff 10 in the trouser-tenting department.[aaah mammaries!]
Sig Photo of Catherine Bach in Hotpants Removed for Closer Inspection.

 

[rhett]

The Night HE Came Home

 

[Jack Briggs]

The real After Hours.

 

[teapot2001]

Hey Jack! Nice to see you here.

"What do you want from me? I'm just a word processor!"

~T

 

[Steve Christou]

Hey Jack!!!!!Welcome aboard!! Nice and relaxed over here innit?
Aaaaah! [puts feet up] oh yeah! My baby girl is asleep, after I just finished 'tucking' her in bed, now I can have a cup of tea [hey its England!] put the telly on [nothing on as usual] and peruse me forum...
Good day, gentlemen. This is a prerecorded briefing made prior to your departure and which for security reasons of the highest importance has been known on board during the mission only by your H.A.L.9000 computer.Now that you are in Jupiter's space, and the entire crew is revived, it can be told to you.
Eighteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried forty feet below the lunar surface, near the crater Tycho.
Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery.
This is probably the fourth time I've posted that quote, so sue me!

 

[Steve Christou]

Scuttle = A hurried gait. Scurry along. OED.
Great title for a movie... Jim Scurry in A Hurried Gait.

 

[Parker Clack]

IBTL? Not in this thread. Now go scuttle something.

Parker

 

[Steven Simon]

vgfrvtrv

 

[Steve Christou]

Parker, Dennis has it in for this thread, its inconceivable, no I didn't make fun of Puffy Flumpkin.
Saw Red Dragon tonight, read my wonderful review in Movies [plug plug].
Sandra was with me, actually she dragged me to the cinema, lazy sod that I am I wanted to stay home and watch a dvd, anyway we both liked it, she had her hands over her eyes a couple of times. I find her so cute and vulnerable when she does that, and being naturally evil I try to pull her hands down.

 

[teapot2001]

Steve, you saw Red Dragon, huh? Are you going to show Sandra your dragon later tonight?

~T

 

[Steve Christou]

Thi, I can confirm Sandra has seen and grappled with my red dragon tonight.
Vermithrax Pejorative now resting, um thats my dragon not a nickname for mein tormentor.

 

[Parker Clack]

Sandra is tormented by Vermithrax Pejorative instead eh? Or is it just the tormentor in general? Ahhhhh! The tragedy of it all. To be so tormented by the Vermithrax and to have to see it with hands being pulled away from your eyes at the same time.

I get yelled at by Susan all the time when VP is dragon about. "Put that back! You don't know where its been!"

 

[Steve Christou]

Vermithrax dragoned me to the bathroom this morning, I wanted to sleep the sleep of the undead a bit more, but nooo, off I went...
Sandra: Don't point that thing at me it might go off!!
Parker, has Susan learned to respect the Dragon? Very important!

 

[Mike Frezon]

Has Fluffy Pumpkin vermithraxed the dragon?!?! Is the pejorative an interrogative? Sandra/Susan? I feel a tourney coming on.

**does weak Vinnie Barbarino impression**

I am sooooooo confused!

**end impression and stumbles off shaking his head.**

 

[teapot2001]

What is this Fluffy Pumpkin you guys have been talking aboot?

~T

 

[Mike Frezon]

What is this Fluffy Pumpkin you guys have been talking aboot?

First...Thi, do you always type with a Canadien accent?
Second...the answer to your question must come from Dennis--the keeper of the Fluffster.
Or, I wonder if its the Fluffy Pumpkin that is in charge of Dennis?!?!

 

[Parker Clack]

Or Puffy Flumpkin either.

Parker

 

[Steve Christou]

What is this Fluffy Pumpkin you guys have been talking aboot?

Hmmm Poofy Floompkin is Denoos pet coot, aboot as far as I noo, och aye the noo!

"Why are you talking like that?"

"I thought you wanted me to"

"No I didn't."

"Suit yourself I'm easy."