Son of the Beach Announced! (1 Viewer)

[Scott Temple]

DVD Empire has Son of the Beach: Volume 2 up for pre-order with a release date of Sept. 9
http://www.dvdempire.com/Exec/v4_ite...item_id=477512
(Front cover art has been posted for Futurama: Volume 2, but notice that it says Season 2 instead of Volume 2. Also, there is no DVD logo.)
http://www.dvdempire.com/Exec/v4_ite...d=477509&tab=5

 

[David Lambert]

I watched through the first disc yesterday. Great stuff!

 

[Jimmy Kustes]

Is Mr. Show any good?

 

[Scott_J]

I just finished watching the last episode on the set. Ever since I first heard about the show, I had wanted to see it because I was a big fan of Stack's Night Stand. But my cable system never added FX until this past December, after the show was cancelled, so I never got to see it until this set was released. What a great show it is. I love it. Great blind buy, although it wasn't totally a blind buy becasue I figured the humor was along the same lines as the funny NIght Stand with Dick Dietrick. That should definitely be released on DVD but since the company that produced it is now owned by Paramount, i don't see it happening. I am proud to call myself a "Dickhead." (People who watched Night Stand will understand.)
Bring on volume 2 of Son of the Beach, FOX, and Night Stand with Dick Dietrick, Paramount or whoever owns it.

 

[Yumbo]

very funny show!

 

[Prentice Cotham]

I am fairly certain that DVD Empire at one time had Vol 2 available for preorder for a Sept release, but now it is not there and SotB was not among the fall Fox TV release announcements. Anyone have any updates? I thought Vol. 1 sold pretty well and should guarantee Vol 2.

 

[David Lambert]

I may be misremembering at the moment, but I don't recall anything like a date coming through yet for SotB V2. Just tentative plans to have V2 include the rest of S2 and all of S3. Isn't S3 still airing? If so, then it may take a while.

 

[Rick P]

well.. if you look here it still shows a 9/9/03 release (but the cryptic 'this title no longer available').
as for as FX still showing them.. the last (first run) of ep of the series ("Bad News, Mr Johnson") aired on 1 Oct 2002. Since then they have re-aired a few, but it's pretty much been gone off the schedule since Jan (last time my TiVo caught one), so I think it's safe to say it's gone (it no longer fits the "image" [The Shield] FX wants to portray, and other than Comedy Central or Spik... er.. TNN, I can't think of another channel with the 'image' to air it...).
I wish someone would give some definative word (as he looks at the 30gb of HD space being tied up while waiting to decide to author to DVD-R, to wait or to dump with assurance they are coming)....

 

[Scott Temple]

Now that it seems King of the Hill: Season 2 will indeed be released on Nov. 11, any word on Son of the Beach: Volume 2? Is the Sept. 9 release date correct? If not, I wonder if we can expect it anywhere near that date.

 

[David Lambert]

Not a word yet.

 

[Rick P]

bumpage back up...

when o when will SOTB/V2 finally esca.. er.. be released??

 

[Scott Temple]

I love "Son of the Beach" and wish FOX would hurry up and announce the Volume 2 DVD set. Given that there were only 43 episodes produced and that the Volume 1 DVD set contains the first 21 episodes (all of Season 1 and half of Season 2), a Volume 2 DVD set would obviously complete the series on DVD with the remaining 22 episodes (half of Season 2 and all of Season 3.) Since Volume 1 is a 3-disc set, I think it's safe to say that Volume 2 would be too. The Sept. 9 release date turned out to be false. We've known that for awhile now. But, I'm wondering if we can expect it by the end of the year? Can't wait to get to the Amy Weber (Porcelain Bidet) episodes. (Season 3, episodes 29-43)

Here are the episodes we will see in the Volume 2 set. (if it ever gets here)
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...continuing with Season 2
22. (2- 9) It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
gs: Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Todd Bridges (Himself) Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (Himself) Patricia Hearst (Sleazy Woman) Gary Dell 'Abate (Himself)
The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent, and someone is killing beautiful, naked women because he feels they are 'Dirty'. Mayor Anita wants to cover up the story, but SPF-30 is at work cracking the case. Kimberlee lands a date with the murderer unaware until he arrives to pick her up that he is the killer of all the women. While on her date, Kimberlee makes a private call to Notch telling him that she is with him but the killer finds out and then tries to kill Kimberlee until Notch and the gang come along to save her.
b: 05-Jun-2001 pc: 5006-00-208 w: David Morgasen & Timothy Stack & James R. Stein d: Tim Andrew
NOTE: Fantasy sequence: B.J. and Jamaica imagine what it's like being pole dancers.
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23. (2-10) It's Showtime at Apollo 13!
gs: Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic)
History is being made as Jamaica breaks an old barrier and becomes the first black lifeguard in space. Unbelievably, things on Space Shuttle Catastrophe go awry and Notch must go undercover as a high school student to find a computer hacker who's threatening the entire mission. Will Notch finger the teen before Jamaica goes down? Meanwhile, Chip is on a one-man crusade to get people to like Germans.
b: 12-Jun-2001 pc: 5006-00-213 d: Scott McAboy
NOTE: Fantasy sequence: Notch thinks of a cheerleader who's in his class.
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24. (2-11) The Island of Dr. Merlot
gs: John O'Hurley (Dr. Merlot) Jason Hopkins (Kody Massengil) Joey Buttafuoco (Trophy Head) Kristin Malia (Reporter) Julie Marques (Cabernet) Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Victor Wilson (Navy Seal)
Notch and B.J. become prey in a madman's dangerous game while marooned on "The Island of Dr. Merlot." Back at Headquarters, Kimberlee refuses to give up hope, enlisting Professor Milosevic to help locate Notch and B.J. All the while, grief-stricken SPF-30 is in state of disarray after the Mayor declares Notch and B.J. to be dead, and names Kody as new Head Lifeguard. Desperately, the Gang races against time to find Notch and B.J., and rescue them from the clutches of the sinister gamesman.
b: 19-Jan-2001 pc: 5006-00-214 w: David Morgasen & Timothy Stack & James R. Stein d: John Putch
NOTE: Fantasy sequence: BJ wonders what it's like to feed other people grapes.
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25. (2-12) The Sexorcist
gs: Maureen McCormick (Mrs. Strawther) Jason Hopkins (Kody) Gretchen Becker (Moderator) Darla Haun (Sister Ashley) Sammi Rotibi (African Worker) Michelle Ruben (Wrap-up Girl) Tim Silva (Dr. Towers) William Schallert (Father Chuck)
Jamaica has just come back from her vacation and came back with gifts, including a bottle that everyone was afraid of when she was there. Jamaica gives the bottle to B.J. and she opens it and becomes possessed by the devil. Notch has to overcome his past failure at exorcising and get the devil out of B.J. and keep him from repossessing her. Meanwhile, the Mayor's knack for sexually harassing Chip threatens her career when an uptight reporter, with political aspirations of her own, gets wind.
b: 26-Jun-2001 pc: 5006-00-209 w: Mark Amato d: Gene Laufenberg
NOTE: Fantasy sequence: Jamaica dreams of being a "naughty" schoolgirl.
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26. (2-13) Grand Prix
gs: Cindy Williams (Bobbi) David Graf (Jacques Douche) Jason Hopkins (Kody) Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen) Bill MacDonald (Sports Announcer) Cindy Ambuehl (Nicorette [as Cynthia Ambuehl]) Scott Hartman (Davey Rib Condom)
Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname "The Frenchman", is married to Notch's old flame, a beautiful French maiden named Nicorette. After her reappearance on the scene, Notch realizes she's a hard habit to break. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamiaca help save a lesbian bar from going under.
b: 03-Jul-2001 pc: 5006-00-212 w: Joe Port & Joe Wiseman d: Scott McAboy
NOTE: Later episodes, has this following message after the credits:
"In Loving Memory of:
David Graf"
This episode didn't have a fantasy sequence because it actually happened.
Instead of a fantasy sequence B.J. and Jamaica actually dance around on a bar table, although much better than the girls on Coyote Ugly who they are trying to impersonate.
"Grand Prix" is pronounced as "Grand Pricks"
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27. (2-14) Area 69
gs: Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Alan Thicke (Captain Enteneille) Beetlejuice (Himself)
When B.J. is impregnated and then abducted, Notch knows that there's trouble afoot. And when his old Vietnam/F.B.I. buddy Captain Enteneille warns Notch to stay off B.J.'s case, Notch knows that it's time to search for the truth. He and Kimberlee head to the famous secret desert installation, Area 69, where Notch learns more than he bargained for. Back in Malibu Adjacent, Chip and Professor Milosevic enter a local talent contest and are signed by a TV network executive to star in a situation comedy. Hilarity ensues.
b: 10-Jul-2001 pc: 5006-00-215 w: David Morgasen & Timothy Stack & James R. Stein s: Joe Port & Joe Wiseman d: John Putch
NOTE: Fantasy Sequence: BJ and Jamaica have some fun with pickles, ice cream, and chocolate sauce.
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28. (2-15) Booger Nights
gs: Vincent Pastore (Vinnie Fellachio) Victoria Silvstedt (Eva Rommel) Jason Hopkins (Kody) Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen) Jack Riley (Chappy) Robert Pine (Governor Thomas) Tiffany Richardson (Sales Girl) Bradley Jay Lesley (Cellmate) Ian Kerr (Butler)
Chip is distraught when he finds out his sister, Eva, has become an adult film actress. When the Gang realizes she's being forced into 'performing,' they know only one thing can save her: a big bust. And who better to bust her out than Notch Johnson, posing as adult film star Johnny Come Lately. But when Notch is captured, can SPF-30 save him in time, or will Johnson get it in the end? In the B-story, The Mayor knows the way to boost her career is through attending the Governor's balls. She's been invited to attend one, but must resort to taking homeless Chappy as her date.
b: 17-Jul-2001 pc: 5006-00-207 w: David Morgasen & Timothy Stack & James R. Stein d: Scott McAboy
NOTE: Fantasy sequence: B.J. and Jamaica wonder what it's like to come out of a cake, covered in whipped cream!
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Season 3
29. (3- 1) Penetration Island
gs: Amy Weber (Porcelain Bidet) Adam Carolla (The Host) Richard Hatch (II) (Himself) Bill Maher (Himself) Susan Hawk () Jason Alexander (Tex Finklestein) Emilio Rivera (Dirty Sanchez) Chris Kennedy (Colin) Iva Hasperger (Myna) Jim Jackman (Yippie) Jenna Lewis (Reality Woman) Kaya Wittenburg (Reality Man) Valerie Penso (Island Girl) Roy Jenkins (Tex Double)
Notch and the gang head to the Island of Bulimia by Tex Finklestein at "UBM" wanting higher ratings. When they get there, they are to play "Penetration Island", where the grand prize is $1,000,00. While everyone is being tempted or seducted by their temptress or temptor, Dirty Sanchez and his gang of Bulimians are on the island and start killing the temptors and temptresses, trying to get their island back. After being thought he was dead by everyone, Notch and an escaped Porcelain come to save the day as Dirty Sanchez is about to kill off SPF-30. Afterwards after Notch is shot by Sanchez and his gang, the scene is shown as a scripted part, then revealing that everyone is still alive.
b: 18-Jun-2002 pc: 5006-02-301/02
NOTE: This was a 60 minute long episode
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31. (3- 2) Saturday Night Queefer
gs: David Arquette (Johnny Queefer)
Johnny Queefer returns to town to take on his dreams of becoming a broadway star. Johnny dances at one point with Porcelain and drops her and she cuts open her breasts and all the saline squirts out. Because of this, Notch bans all dancing and Kimberlee quits the force because she feels that Notch's rule is unfair. Johnny still wants to persue his dreams of becoming a broadway dancer so he enters a contest and Kimberlee becomes his dance partner. Notch faces his past of dancing and teaches Johnny and Kimberlee some of his "moves" just before the contest so they can have a clear shot at winning. Only the guy who cheated Notch years ago has come back with his son to challenge Johnny, with Porcelain as his partner.
b: 25-Jun-2002 pc: 5006-02-306
NOTE: This is the first episode that Amy Weber is listed in the credits as a cast regular.
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32. (3- 3) In the Line of Booty
gs: C. Thomas Howell (Jason Dudikoff--"Father Dude") Stacy Francis (Cleo Taurus) James Black (Busta Hyman) Smalls (Larry "Biggy" Little) Maria Quiban (Reporter [as Maria T. Quiban]) Robert Stephen Ryan (Prof. Milosevic) Michelle Ruben (Wrap-Up Girl) Tawfiq Akhir (Dancer) Troy Conett (Dancer) C. Tyson Garner (Dancer) Anthony W. Johnson (Dancer)
Just when Notch has finally brokered peace between the East and West Malibu Adjacent rappers, someone tries to kill Obese rapper Larry Biggy Little. Jamaica's new boyfriend Busta Hymen is blamed, and Jamaica is forced to hide her beloved Hymen from the authorities and the East Coast rappers to prevent a bloody showdown. Meanwhile, BJ's newfound love turns out to be chaste and confused.
b: 02-Jul-2002 pc: 5006-02-303 w: Kenneth Braun d: Scott McAboy
NOTE: While Notch is singing on the street, you can see a graffiti on the wall that says "Notch is Gay."
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33. (3- 4) Three Days of the Condom
gs: William Katt (Congressman George Bukaki) Jimmie Walker (Uncle Ben) Charles Napier (Charles Foster Brooks) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen) Candace Kita (Female Asian News Reporter) Lacie Harmon (Anne Vageneros) Elaine Tse (KD Wang) Scott Berman (Greasy Guy) Michael Windser (Congressman) Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic)
When Notch's gang finds out that B.J. has gone missing from her D.C. internship, the gang travels to D.C. to find her. Having almost given up, Notch and the SPF-30 finally get their BJ, who is alive but has amnesia and that she is pregnant. Notch questions her employer, Congressman George Bukaki, and soon his unit is embroiled in a government conspiracy. Back home, Chip must try to stop a purse-snatcher at the annual Lez-Aid Faire, where Porcelain is scheming to get famous by playing for the other team.
b: 09-Jul-2002 pc: 5006-02-304 w: Reid Harrison d: Athur Bowan
NOTE: Fantasy sequence: Porcelain reminisces of a "crazy night" she had at her dorm one college year.
The episode ended with it saying "To be continued...but not next week"
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34. (3- 5) Witness for the Prostitution
gs: Morgan Brittany (Marcia Clark) Rance Howard (Dean Faraday) Cerina Vincent (Mandy) Billy Beck (Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos) Kristin Herold (Tiffany) Jack Riley (Chappy) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen)
Notch is honored at the State Univeristy College of Malibu Adjacent (S.U.C.M.A., home of the Cocks) with the opening of a lavatory science building named after him. But all is not well. After a lifeguard group therapy session (with Chappy as therapist!), Ellen comes in with the news that she's been fired from her job as house mother at the I Eta Pi sorority, where a sister named Tiffany recently committed suicide. Notch smells something fishy, and SPF-30 swings into action: Chip and B.J. accompany Ellen on a stakeout while Porcelain and Jamaica go undercover at the sorority as pledges. Sorority leader Mandy almost immediately offers Porcelain a job working for I Eta Pi's escort service, but she and Jamaica soon find out that the sorority is running a forced prostitution ring, with the knowledge and guidance of the university's Dean Faraday. Notch and the gang rescue the girls before they can be harmed.
Also: Kimberlee's mother Marcia is coming for a visit. Kimberlee hates to tell her mother that she's still not married or engaged, so she asks Notch to pose as her fiance. Notch agrees, but Marcia Clark develops quite an interest in Notch herself. Porcelain begins her relationship with aging millionaire Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos.
b: 16-Jul-2002 pc: 5006-02-307 w: Mira Handman & Allison Gallant d: Tim Andrew
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35. (3- 6) The Gay Team
gs: Alan Thicke (Captain "Buck" Entenille) RuPaul (Heinous Anus [as RuPaul Charles]) Angelica Bridges (Areola) Mark Harris ("Gaybraham" Lincoln) Billy Beck (Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos) Randy Hall (Agent McHale) Michael DeVorzon (Young Man) Michelle Ruben (Wrap-Up Girl)
A villain named "Heinous Anus" (RuPaul) is making young men disappear from the beach, and they are all ending up in a place called "Gaytrix". Chip ends up being captured by Heinous Anus and taken to the Gaytrix so that he turn him gay and clone him. Notch's army buddy (Alan Thicke) knows where Chip is and how to get there and sends Notch to go after him. Meanwhile, Porcelain's marriage heats up because of a scheme thought up by B.J. and Jamaica.
b: 23-Jul-2002 pc: 5006-02-309 w: Sam O'Neal & Neal Boushell d: Scott McAboy
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36. (3- 7) You Only Come Once
gs: Frank Sinatra Jr. (The Notorious Stink Finger) Michael Ensign (F) Gloria Gifford (Okra Lee Gifford) Enya Flack (Velveeta) T.V. Blake (Gruyere) Pam Trotter (Provalone) Toru Tanaka Jr. (Handjive [as Toru M. Tanaka, Jr.]) Rick Garia (Casino Dealer)
Stinkfinger wants revenge on the people of the world because he didn't get workman's compensation because of an explosion that occured where he was working and he seeks revenge by trying to control the weather around the world. Notch's friend comes to help as Kimberlee, Porcelain, and Notch try to foil Stinkfinger's evil plan. Meanwhile, Jamaica finds out that her mom is a TV talkshow host named "Okra" and that she had abandoned Jamaica when she was little and wants her back. Later on, Okra becomes injured in a car accident caused by icy roads and Jamaica donates one of her kidneys to her so she can stay alive.
b: 30-Jul-2002 pc: 5006-02-308 w: Joe Wiseman & Joe Port d: Jack Murray
NOTE: Jaime Bergman (B.J.) does not appear in this episode
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37. (3- 8) Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
gs: Gilbert Gottfried (Noccus Johnstein) Musetta Vander (Nutragena) Max Baker (Englishman) Jack Riley (Chappy) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen) Jim Jackman (Yippie) Robert Stephen Ryan (Prof. Milosevic) Robert Alan Beauth (Town Crier) Michelle Ruben (Wrap Up Girl)
Notch's friend Noccus Johnstein (Gilbert Gottfried) comes over from Israel with other lifeguards from all over the globe for the International Lifeguard Show held in Malibu Adjacent and Jamaica is left in charge of the show. While Noccus is there a lifeguard from India is found dead and no one knows why. Only Chip suspects by the bite marks on his neck that he was bitten by a vampire. Later on, Noccus goes looking for prostitues when he runs into the main vampire who bites him and transforms him into a vampire. Noccus finds Porcelain and turns her into a vampire. Kimberlee finds out that 12 of the lifeguards are dead and Noccus and Porcelain are missing. Noccus appears and tells Kimberlee to join him and she later becomes a vampire. Chip then tells Notch how to get rid of the vampires and where they are hiding, at the old Maxwell House. Chip and Notch head to the old Maxwell House and kill the main vampire, changing the other human-turned vampires back into humans. Afterwards, Jamaica is left with no cast at the show and resorts to singing to keep everyone entertained.
b: 06-Aug-2002 pc: 5006-02-305 w: David Morgasen & Timothy Stack & James R. Stein d: Tim Andrew
NOTE: B.J. did not appear in this episode
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38. (3- 9) Godfather Knows Best
gs: Vincent Pastore (Vinnie Fellachio) Maureen McCormick (Mrs. Strawther) Randal Tamayel (Judge Speedo) Rick Kleber (Morbidly Obese Frankie) Melanie C. Walker (Cigarette Girl)
Mobster Vinnie Fellachio is back and he has shocking news for Jamaica--he says he's her father! Vinnie takes Jamaica into his family, but he has one task for her before she becomes a "made" woman: she must whack Notch Johnson! Also, Porcelain wants to co-host Malibu Adjacent's number one Christian show, "Wake Up, White People!" In order to impress the host Mrs. Strawther, Porcelain gives her a tip that a pregnant, unmarried lifeguard (B.J.) is working the beach at Malibu Adjacent. Mrs. Strawther leads protests demanding B.J.'s firing, and the whole matter ends up being tried out on the sand in Lifeguard Court.
b: 13-Aug-2002 w: David S. Di Pietro & Paul F. Ciancarelli d: Scott McAboy
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39. (3-10) Empty the Dragon
gs: George Takei (Grandfather) Fabio (Himself) Ken Takemoto (Professor Taykakaka) Dana Lee (General Toumalou) Susie Park (Binaka) Keli'l (Grandson) Tim Herzog (Zig) Daran Norris (Karaoke Emcee) Rex Lee (Bellboy) Lydia Look (Madam) Lena Yada (Nokia (Woman)) Stacy Jo Miyake (Nokia (Man)) Preston James Hillier (Guy #1) Hiroshi Sakata (Photographer #1) Joey Yu (Photographer #2) David Morgasen (Voice of Prof. Taykakaka and Out-of-Sync Notch) Lynne Marie Stewart (Voice of Binaka)
Notch travels to Japan with Kimberlee, Chip and Porcelain for the Nagasaki Fried Chicken (NFC) Karaoke Championships. To Porcelain's dismay, the blonde Kimberlee gets all the attention from the press. Notch gets involved with Binaka, whose crazed vegetarian father has concocted a formula that turns a chicken into a giant beast which is rampaging through Tokyo. The giant chicken captures Kimberlee and things look grim when the Japanese troops prepare to blast the big animal, but Notch comes to the rescue. Also, Chip visits a geisha house, where he gets a big, unexpected surprise.
b: 20-Aug-2002 w: Mark A. Amato d: Tim Andrew
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40. (3-11) The Long Hot Johnson
gs: Harry Anderson (Bull Cracker) Gary Coleman (Saltine Cracker) Barbara Roberts (Aunt Jizzy) Deborah Harmon (Pussy Willow) Leslie Jordan (Jordan) Mickey Jones (Vernon) Bobby Ray Shafer (Main Crony) Billy Beck (Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos) Nate Reese (Congregant) Cathy Shambley (Nurse) Pattie Brooks (Singer) Ghee Geo. Browne (Singer) Tina Clark (Singer) Harry James Elston (Singer) Andray Johnson (Singer) Boce Robinson Mitchell (Singer)
Notch's old wet nurse Aunt Jizzy and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their homes. So Notch joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth. But he doesn't make the smartest move by taking Jamaica along with him posing as his fiance! Bull and his boys are about to make a move on Notch, Jamaica and Kimberlee, but they are rescued by a couple of unlikely allies, Bull's wife Pussy Willow and Porcelain. Also, Chip and B.J. try to help out by going undercover as a married brother and sister.
b: 27-Aug-2002 w: Patrick Stack & Kal Zurnamer d: Tim Andrew
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41. (3-12) Taco Lips Now (1)
gs: Lee Majors (Colonel Seymore Kooze) Ian Ziering (Harry Johnson) Mark Hamill (Rod Petrie--"The Divine Rod") Len Lesser (Nick Pappasmearos Jr.) Bob Amaral (Dominic Barbarella) Stephen Mendillo (Judge Howard Doody) Jack Riley (Chappy) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen) Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Candace Kita (Female Asian News Reporter) Billy Beck (Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos) Michael Windser (Ex-Politician) Patrick J. Stack (Jury Foreman) Cathy Shambley (Nurse) Lisa Inouye (Vietnamese Woman) Roy Jenkins (INS Agent) Jim Wise (Agent #1) Kathy Benton (Bailiff) Wendy Goldman (Lawyer) Tsuyoshi Abe (Asian Man) Victor Licas (Asian Carney Man) David Morgasen (Voice of Prof. Milosevic)
In a flashback to Notch's war days, we see how his commanding officer Colonel Kooze "improperly disposed of" the village of Tam Pon. Kooze implores Notch to "never tell" about this atrocity. Later Notch sees the guilty colonel hanging from a tree, having apparently commited suicide.
Back in the present, Notch's brother Harry Johnson has arrived at Malibu Adjacent. His secret past begins to catch up with Notch, and he is questioned by reporters about the incident at Tam Pon. This leads to his arrest, and as he's being taken into custody, Notch can hardly believe his eyes--in the distance he sees Col. Kooze! Also, Porcelain marries the decrepit old multi-millionaire Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos so she can inherit his money, but she'll have to contend with his family, including Nick Jr.
b: 17-Sep-2002
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42. (3-13) Jailhouse Notch (2)
gs: Lee Majors (Colonel Kooze) Ian Ziering (Harry Johnson) Barry Livingston (Larry--"Bitch") Christopher Darden (Himself) Anson Williams (Warden Jack Beatty) Len Lesser (Nick Pappasmearos Jr.) Tyler Mane (Adolph Manson) Bob Amaral (Dominic Barbarella) Stephen Mendillo (Judge Howard Doody) James Gleason (Irish Priest) Scott Berman (Greasy Guy) Jack Riley (Chappy) Patrick J. Stack (Jury Foreman) Bill Mc Donald (Reporter) Dan Tullis Jr. (Guard [as Dan W. Tullis, Jr.]) Robert Donovan (Guard/Driver)
Notch is convicted of the war crime and goes to jail, where he meets all sorts of unsavory characters, but soon he breaks out and begins his search for Colonel Kooze so he can clear his name. But there are some surprises back at Malibu Adjacent. Notch's brother Harry is working for Kooze, and part of their evil plan is for Harry to court and propose marriage to Kimberlee Kimberlee falls for it and accepts Harry's proposal. Meanwhile a court rules against Porcelain and her claim on "Snuggles'" will, with the result being that she's now homeless.
b: 24-Sep-2002 w: David S. Di Pietro & Paul F. Ciancarelli d: Scott McAboy
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43. (3-14) Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
gs: Lee Majors (Colonel Kooze) Ian Ziering (Harry Johnson) Jon Lovitz (BJ's Lover) Len Lesser (Nick Pappasmearos Jr.) James Gleason (Irish Priest) Scott Berman (Greasy Guy) Barbara Roberts (Aunt Jizzy) Deborah Lee Hall (Chip's Mootie) Patrick Thomas O'Brien (Chip's Poopie) Jack Riley (Chappy) Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen) Candace Kita (Female Asian News Reporter) Nate Reese (Nate) Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic) Shannon Welles (Nun) Manuel Acosta (Mariachi Band) Tobias Evangelista (Mariachi Band) Gilberto Polanca (Mariachi Band) David Morgasen (Voice of Prof. Milosevic) Rick Shuster (Helicopter Pilot)
"Master of disguise" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimberlee's wedding date to the next day. Kooze knows Notch will come when he hears this news and he plans to assassinate him at the wedding. Chip finds out he's in imminent danger of being deported. To avoid this, he convinces a reluctant Jamaica to marry him, which is a great shock to his "Mootie" and "Poopie" when they arrive for the wedding. Poecelain has now come up with a plan to seduce Nick Jr. into marriage so she can get her hands on the Pappasmearos fortune, so it looks like there's going to be a triple wedding at Malibu Adjacent. Notch sneaks into the SPF-30 headquaters looking for evidence against Kooze, but while he's looking, B.J. goes into labor. Notch helps to deliver her baby, after which the surprise identity of the father is revealed. With the help of Chappy, Ellen and Prof. Milosevic, Notch exposes the fraud and criminal actions of Kooze and Harry just as the weddings are about to take place. After a hand-to-hand battle with Notch aboard a speedboat (along with some help from Spank the monkey), Kooze is vanquished. The gang all gathers at the beach, where Notch receives a congratulatory phone call from the President. Notch then prepares to propose to Kimberlee. But across the harbor, Col. Kooze is injured but not dead. He has one last trick up his sleeve as the series comes to a conclusion with a surprising bang.
b: 01-Oct-2002 w: David Morgasen & Timothy Stack & James R. Stein s: David S. Di Pietro & Paul F. Ciancarelli d: Tim Andrew

 

[Rick P]

Paging David Lambert...
you have any idea where our Johnson is????

 

[David Lambert]

Dude, if I did, I'd be posting some news at TSoD!

Nope, I don't have a clue. SORRY! Nor do I know whatever happened to Shield S2, Malcolm S2, etc.

 

[Rick P]

The monthly check in.... my Johnson is short a season and I'm feeling un-endowed..

Anyone????

 

[Dan Rudolph]

We know what happened to The Shield S2 now, but still don't know for the others.

 

[David Lambert]

Since it's obviously not on a 4- or a 6-month cycle, it's probably on a 12-month cycle. Which puts S2 firmly in the grip of late April. Just guessing, but at this point there is no Johnson in sight!

 

[MarkHastings]

Where's my 2nd son?????? :frowning:

 

[David Lambert]

Okay, we specifically asked Fox about this. The reply was simply "nothing planned yet". Sorry, guys.

 

[Scott Temple]

It's looking doubtful that we'll have this by late April. Wouldn't it have been announced by now, with only two months to go?