Hanson
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Well, if Josh or Patrick aren't going to start one, I may as well kick off the season:
2 hour season kick off did not disappoint.
That Japanese guy in Brooklyn looked like he was doing a bad Rerun dance and spazzing around the stage, so I was surprised that the judges liked him so much and even more surprised that he made it to Vegas. The filmed intro made him look like a deluded loon, so perhaps that colored my perceptions.
It's very uncomfortable when Nigel gives those, "you are an inspiration" speeches to a disabled auditioner. It's so condescending and exploitive. Was anyone else thinking Sy Snootles? And speaking of Star Wars, that jedi cat girl in Denver was actually pretty hot -- she looked like a cross between Jessica Biel and Kelly Deal. She's probably into cosplay.
Was Sonya sitting on a Sybian? My wife and I were pretending to crank up the dial every time she orgasmed (and for some, multiple orgasms at that).
The biggest laugh I got from the male on male dancers (other than, of course, the fall) was this move:
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Yeah... he's not gay. Riiiight.
Katie's roommate looked like someone and I couldn't put my finger on it. And then I realized the answer was right in front of my nose:
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Natalie didn't do anything for me last year (or this), but Brandon Bryant's routine to Carmina Burana was crazy good. It's impossible to imagine he won't be a front runner this year, especially since he already has a fanbase from last year.
Those two brothers in Denver -- man, something about their relationship did not seem right. With 14 kids and names like Enoch and Elias, I'm thinking they escaped the compound to get to the auditions. Or it's an early Rumspringa.
2 hour season kick off did not disappoint.
That Japanese guy in Brooklyn looked like he was doing a bad Rerun dance and spazzing around the stage, so I was surprised that the judges liked him so much and even more surprised that he made it to Vegas. The filmed intro made him look like a deluded loon, so perhaps that colored my perceptions.
It's very uncomfortable when Nigel gives those, "you are an inspiration" speeches to a disabled auditioner. It's so condescending and exploitive. Was anyone else thinking Sy Snootles? And speaking of Star Wars, that jedi cat girl in Denver was actually pretty hot -- she looked like a cross between Jessica Biel and Kelly Deal. She's probably into cosplay.
Was Sonya sitting on a Sybian? My wife and I were pretending to crank up the dial every time she orgasmed (and for some, multiple orgasms at that).
The biggest laugh I got from the male on male dancers (other than, of course, the fall) was this move:
[url=https://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/0/04/htf_imgcache_42238.jpeg][URL="https://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/0/04/htf_imgcache_42238.jpeg"] [/url][/URL]
Yeah... he's not gay. Riiiight.
Katie's roommate looked like someone and I couldn't put my finger on it. And then I realized the answer was right in front of my nose:
[url=https://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/c/ce/htf_imgcache_42239.jpeg][URL="https://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/c/ce/htf_imgcache_42239.jpeg"] [/url][/URL]
Natalie didn't do anything for me last year (or this), but Brandon Bryant's routine to Carmina Burana was crazy good. It's impossible to imagine he won't be a front runner this year, especially since he already has a fanbase from last year.
Those two brothers in Denver -- man, something about their relationship did not seem right. With 14 kids and names like Enoch and Elias, I'm thinking they escaped the compound to get to the auditions. Or it's an early Rumspringa.