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Proof That Girls Are Easy (Math Inside)

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Don Black, Dec 18, 2001.

  1. Don Black

    Don Black Well-Known Member

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  2. Ryan Peter

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    and Evil = Easy? Are you sure about that? [​IMG]
     
  3. Don Black

    Don Black Well-Known Member

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    Damnit! Freudian slip. I'm never going to live this one down. [​IMG]
     
  4. Ryan Peter

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    Must be the Devil, I notice you have 666 posts right now.
    Wait, so you mean that Easy girls are Evil. I'm not sure what that means, but I think I have an idea. [​IMG]
     
  5. Paul_D

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    I dont think thats a rigorous proof! [​IMG]
     
  6. NickSo

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    Haha.. sorry to bust your bubble but this was posted a few months ago... :p)

    But my too-smart-for-her-own-good friend found a loophole in it... Time IS money, time does not EQUAL money. So yeah, kinda ruined it for me
     
  7. Don Black

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    Nick: I don't think someone who owns Stepmom on DVD should criticize others... [​IMG]
     
  8. Matthew Chmiel

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    Awwww, that topic dissapointed me once I saw the actual thread.
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  9. Vince Maskeeper

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    Another true math hole is that Girl require time & money wouldn't be expressed as

    girls = time x money

    There is not math for requires, but even if it were equal, it would be

    girls = time + money

    If time = money, then

    girl= money + money

    or

    girls = 2money

    So I guess that means girls are too money (and I wonder if they know it).

    -Vince
     
  10. Joseph DeMartino

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    I suggest that everyone who has signed this thread print out this article from Sunday's New York Post and snail-mail it to Warner Home Video at the address below. Maybe if they see the truth a few hundred times in cold, hard, type it will begin to sink in. WHV simply does not understand that DVD is not VHS, not when it comes to movies, not when it comes to TV series. They have fallen from the best and earliest champion of the format to an international laughingstock, and sooner or later they're going to feel it where it hurts - in the pocketbook. We're trying to save them from themselves here, whether they know it or not. (Say, can any of you guys in the Los Angeles area get hold of a shrink and stage an intervention? [​IMG] We'll force the head honchos at WHV to spend a couple of weeks in "rehab" over at Fox.)
    Send those print-outs to:
    DVD Marketing
    Warner Home Video
    4000 Warner Blvd.
    Burbank, CA 91522
    Regards,
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  11. Vince Maskeeper

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    Uh, Joe?
     
  12. Joseph DeMartino

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    Arrgh! See what happens when you have too many windows open at the same time? [​IMG]
    This was (obviously) supposed to be added to your Southpark episode thread.
    I hate when that happens.
    OK everyone, move along, nothing to see here...
    Joe
     
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  14. Seth Paxton

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    Vince is right.
    However, he didn't finish it. Since money is the root of all evil and girls are double what money is, girls are twice as much the root of all evil.
    And quite honestly I can agree with that.
    As many harsh things that have been done for money, I'd say twice as many have been done for love/lust. [​IMG]
    Of course using this same logic we come to the conclusion that TIME is the root of all evil. You know, if you go see Waking Life, I think they actually discuss that concept as well. [​IMG]
    Maybe there is something to this math after all.
     
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    Nick, if you don't wany any or all of those four DVDs, I would be happy to take them off of your hands. I'd gladly pay to cover shipping. I like all four of those movies but I'm afraid I don't have any of them on DVD. [​IMG]
     
  17. Don Black

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    hehehe... I liked Meet Joe Black. So we're even I guess!
     
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    Frankly, I like the idea of flooding the Warner Home Video mail room with copies of this thread. It will certainly get them wondering, if nothing else. [​IMG]
     
  19. NickSo

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    Sorry Carl, if i gave away the 4 of my DVD's i'd be giving away more than 25% of my DVD collection! LOL... i only have 15 DVDs... So yeah.. I mean if i had like 200+ like some people here do, i dont think i'd mind... [​IMG]
     
  20. Henry Carmona

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    Hey yall, whats up [​IMG]
    Hey, the formula's all wrong [​IMG]
    Its "...the love of money is the root of all evil."
    Not "...money is the root of all evil."
    Two totally different things.
    Bye now [​IMG]
     

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