Porn titles derived from legitimate films (2 Viewers)

[Kevin Hewell]

Riding Miss Daisy

Actually, I think that was a skit on In Living Color.

 

[Greg_M]

Saw this in the video store yesterday:

Bill and Ted's Sexcellent Adventure


Saturday Night Live did a spoof on the film "Pocahontas" as "Poke-a-hot-ass"

and Drew Carey did one with "the cross dressing favorite" - "Three men and a maybe"

 

[Ted Lee]

i hate to ask, but what exactly is 'tea bagging'? :b

 

[StephenA]

I don't remember exactly what it is, but I remember that it has something to do with putting the nut sack somewhere or something to that effect.

 

[Kevin M]

Well since you mentioned knowing it has something to do with the scrotum I don't suppose it takes much imagination, considering the actual name of the act, to fill in the blanks does it?

 

[Ernest Rister]

Some movies sound like pRon titles all their own:

Master and Commander, Contact, The Howling, etc.

 

[John Doran]

my buddy just sent me this one:

i can't believe it's nut butter

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

If Stone and Parker were into animated pedophile porn they could do I can't Believe it's not Butters.

(runs away)

 

[Greg_S_H]

Ride Her Man, Too, in which Ride Her Man takes on Doc Cock. I don't want to know if the original had the Green Gobblin'.

 

[Sean A]

Nobody mentioned that Simpsons episode where Homer was talking about his trip to New York in the 1970s, and he passed some movie theaters in Times Square playing Jeremiah's Johnson and The Godfather's Parts, Too

 

[Jon_Are]

alright...I was trying hard not to laugh aloud...

but then, along came Bang the Bum Slowly.



Jon

 

[Colton]

Tea Bagging: The act of bouncing the nutsack repeatedly against the forehead of another person.

- Colton

 

[Kevin M]

Oy, you kids...........I hope that's a joke because that is absolutely not what Tea Bagging is....they aren't being "bounced" on a forehead.....think about it, what do you generally do with a tea bag? ...do you, let's say, dip it into something? Hmmmmm?

 

[Ruz-El]

Actually, this is exactly what Tea Bagging is, as depicted by John Waters in the film "Pecker" Maybe it's a gay club thing, I don't know, but there is a sequence when a dancer drops his sack on a guys forhead, and the bartender yells "No tea bagging!"

I too know it as the act of dropping your sack into the willing mouth of your partner. Maybe Hetro's consider this to be Tea Bagging, and Gays consider slapping the sack on the forhead as Tea Bagging?

Hmmm, such a ponderous debate on a sex act I've never seen...

 

[Ruz-El]

Ohhh, and while not a film spoof, I always thought that "Sgt. Peckers Loney Hearts Club Gangbang" was one of the more ridiculus titles, I mean, it's so long it makes John Holmes look like...

Never mind...

 

[David Williams]

He actually explains it in his interview on So Graham Norton in a kind of TMI moment. Apparently a hobby of his is collecting strange sex rituals.

 

[Kevin M]

Well, I don't know (or care to be honest) what Mr. Waters defines TB as, the only way I have ever heard of it is as I described.
Besides, I get the feeling that he couldn't show the true act without getting an X so he probably altered it....just a theory mind you.

 

[Ruz-El]

It was displayed in the film by haveing the actors wearing loose underwear, and than flopping it on the forheads of the clientel.

I doubt Waters changed the meaning, I suspect that that is a form of tb that he knows. It's not like Waters ever cut his films in case someone might get offended.

 

[Kevin M]

Ah the internet...the world at your fingertips!

 

[Shane Gralaw]

Ok, not a movie tie-in, but my favorite porn title is for a black/latino gay porn- "Cukoo For Cocoa Cocks"