Ashley Seymour
Supporting Actor
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2000
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This film blew through Edwards Cinemas and hit the $2 theater where I saw it with my wife last night.
Ebert gave it four stars. Roger so wants to be cool that any soft-core porn film with a name director, an awesome looking woman/women that shows quite a bit of skin and is seductive, has high production values and has a convoluted script - will get his politically correct thumb up.
I have nothing againt a good soft-core film. Stamos is a goddess and is a surprisingly good actress, but I am not one to see a great deal of high art here. Even as soft-core I would have enjoyed a few more scenes of Stamos with guys. I am not as much into girl/girl scenes as most guys appear to be.
She does do a strip/seduction scene that may be the best ever filmed. God this woman does have a body and knows how to use is to get a rise out of ... oh well, you get the picture.
One of the my favorite lines in film is from Goldfinger when Bond wakes up after being druged and asked who the blond is. "My name is Pussy, Pussy Galore."
I now have a new favorite line. Stamos is doing a flat out nasty dance in a black thong, stockings and push up bra to seduce either Banderos or a guy she has picked up in a bar. In the wild, two elk with joust and lock antlers till one wearies and retreats. Banderas in a jealous pique lays a pool cue up against his competitors face to stem the rising tide of testosterone that is about to errupt. That is about all the foreplay that Stamos character needs and she is ready for the rut. She turns her back to Bandaros and says the following memorable line:
You don't have to lick my ass, just fuck me.
Oh, and the thing with the clocks was intersting too.
Ebert gave it four stars. Roger so wants to be cool that any soft-core porn film with a name director, an awesome looking woman/women that shows quite a bit of skin and is seductive, has high production values and has a convoluted script - will get his politically correct thumb up.
I have nothing againt a good soft-core film. Stamos is a goddess and is a surprisingly good actress, but I am not one to see a great deal of high art here. Even as soft-core I would have enjoyed a few more scenes of Stamos with guys. I am not as much into girl/girl scenes as most guys appear to be.
She does do a strip/seduction scene that may be the best ever filmed. God this woman does have a body and knows how to use is to get a rise out of ... oh well, you get the picture.
One of the my favorite lines in film is from Goldfinger when Bond wakes up after being druged and asked who the blond is. "My name is Pussy, Pussy Galore."
I now have a new favorite line. Stamos is doing a flat out nasty dance in a black thong, stockings and push up bra to seduce either Banderos or a guy she has picked up in a bar. In the wild, two elk with joust and lock antlers till one wearies and retreats. Banderas in a jealous pique lays a pool cue up against his competitors face to stem the rising tide of testosterone that is about to errupt. That is about all the foreplay that Stamos character needs and she is ready for the rut. She turns her back to Bandaros and says the following memorable line:
You don't have to lick my ass, just fuck me.
Oh, and the thing with the clocks was intersting too.