Michael Hall
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While it's nowhere near as funny (to us, at least) as Matt's pissing story, I had a rather negative experience while watching "Return of the King" a few weeks back. I am usually one of those "loners" at the theater, but I behave myself because I'm a cheapskate and if I'm going to pay 6-10 dollars for a ticket, I'm damn well going to pay close attention.
This became somewhat difficult at ROTK. One of my friends went with me, and he was sitting on the end to my right. Since the theater was packed on opening night, this guy and his girlfriend come in and sit down next to me (the guy to my immediate left, and her to his left). Well, about ten minutes into the film, the guy squeals out because the girl is sticking her hand down his pants trying to get his junk out. He tells her to calm down because he wants to watch the film. She does for a bit, but like clockwork, every ten minutes, he would jump in his seat toward me, hitting my knee or stepping on my foot, because she was constantly grabbing at his penis. He kept telling her to calm down (and kept apologizing to me), but she just would not give up. To top it all off, during the stair sequence, someone made an honest mistake and forgot to turn their cell phone off. It rang, and the aforementioned girl made the "pot, meet the kettle" comment of the night:
"Well, that was rude." :rolleyes
I'm sure there's a joke in this story somewhere about guys who would rather watch LOTR than be intimate with their significant other, but I'm not going to be the one to make it, since I was more interested in ROTK than I was the attempts at a live sex show in the seat next to me.
This became somewhat difficult at ROTK. One of my friends went with me, and he was sitting on the end to my right. Since the theater was packed on opening night, this guy and his girlfriend come in and sit down next to me (the guy to my immediate left, and her to his left). Well, about ten minutes into the film, the guy squeals out because the girl is sticking her hand down his pants trying to get his junk out. He tells her to calm down because he wants to watch the film. She does for a bit, but like clockwork, every ten minutes, he would jump in his seat toward me, hitting my knee or stepping on my foot, because she was constantly grabbing at his penis. He kept telling her to calm down (and kept apologizing to me), but she just would not give up. To top it all off, during the stair sequence, someone made an honest mistake and forgot to turn their cell phone off. It rang, and the aforementioned girl made the "pot, meet the kettle" comment of the night:
"Well, that was rude." :rolleyes
I'm sure there's a joke in this story somewhere about guys who would rather watch LOTR than be intimate with their significant other, but I'm not going to be the one to make it, since I was more interested in ROTK than I was the attempts at a live sex show in the seat next to me.