Movies you'd rather stick up your... (1 Viewer)

[Chuck Mayer]

ARSE than watch.
Top 5 worst movies ever seen (and why):
Why am I asking...who knows???
One being the worst...
1) BATMAN AND ROBIN - I have never, before or since or ever, gone into a movie with such dreadful expectations and come out that let down. This is the TV show with a $500 million dollar budget and Chris O'Donnell.
2) THE CROW II: CITY OF ANGELS - Yeah, uhhh, is anything gonna happen in this "movie"? I got yelled at in this one, because the OTHER guy in the theater was "watching" it while I couldn't help from howling. A 1.5 hour music video that sucks...with bad music.
3) TOMB RAIDER - I don't have the passion for this one that I do the above two (they are legendary), but this movie was so lame it recycled stunts from MI2.
4) WINDWALKER - I saw it once as a little boy, and it was the most boring thing ever. It's about Native Americans...that's all I remember.
5) MORTAL KOMBAT II - I almost walked out after five minutes, and I spent the next hour and half regretting the decision to stay.
Honorable Mention: THE ENGLISH PATIENT - flame me! I know that many HTF'ers love this movie, and who am I to say it's not great? Well, I am no one, but I felt just like Elaine about it. My ex and I had many fights over it.
So, hopefully no one is too incensed to reply.
Take care,
Chuck
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[Jeffrey Noel]

I think I speak for everyone, I would never stick a movie up my arse! Damn, don't you think that would hurt a little? I mean, I've never tried it, and don't plan on it, but if I did, I think it would have to be a good movie. If your going to stick something in a "do not enter" area, wouldn't you want it to be something you like? C'mon, have a little taste!

Hehe, just playing around! Well, not with a movie or anything!
God bless

jeffrey noel
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[Ricky f]

No Way !
Mortal Kombat 2 is awsome, The best cheese I have ever seen
" There's only one way this can be settled through... MORTAL KOMBAT !!!!! "
I love it, Bring on MORTAL KOMBAT 3
Not as good as Mortal kombat 1
" Those were $ 500 sun glasses you asshole "
- Johnny Cage
Mortal kombat

Regards,
Ricky
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[BrettB]

Thanks, but I'll wait for a smaller home video format before even pondering your question.

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[Brent Cantrell]

Total Recall, only because the shape looks a little easier to 'swallow', than anything else......

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[Keith_R]

hmmmmm what a hard question as I really can't think of anything I've ever put up there nor would want to put up there

but speaking theoretically I would say "Mummy Returns" I really hated it and was ready to walk out within the first 15 minutes

close second would be any of the "Mortal Kombat" movies as IMHO they all sucked.
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[Steve Christou]

Topics a pain in the arse Chuck, no I'd rather watch bad movies than stick them up there, eeeek!
Actually I enjoy watching bad movies, its a masochistic thing, when I watch 'Batman & Robin' I have myself tied to the sofa with the remote dangling on a string a few feet away, and while the film is on, I'm writhing and screaming trying to reach the remote with my teeth, oh the exquisite agony!

 

[Eric Scott]

I've paid to see a lot of movies that I'd like to shove up the Directors arse!

 

[Neil Joseph]

There are so many.
- Sphere
- A Room With A View
- Batman & Robin
- Batman Returns
- Batman Forever
- The Mummy
- Mummy Returns
- Creepshow
and many others.
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[SteveGon]

What Eric said!
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[John Besse]

- Fight Club
- Blair Witch Project
- Blair Witch Project 2
That's about it. Any more and I think I'd be hurting
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[Jason Whyte]

I think I speak for everyone, I would never stick a movie up my arse! Damn, don't you think that would hurt a little?

I'd like to see you try with a three hour 35mm print on a platter system.
Oh, sorry, to answer the question:
*cough* Druids *cough*

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[Inspector Hammer!]

Neil, 'Creepshow'!?! No way, it's a horror classic bud!
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[Brett Hancock]

John you stole the words right out of my mouth. Classic. Anyway there are a couple movies that I really hate
The Quick and the Dead
Batman and Robin
The Mummy Returns
and all Kevin Smith movies(just kidding they rule )
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[Aurel Savin]

POPCORN
MAGNOLIA
ehhh ...
MAGNOLIA
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[Ricky f]

Creepshow is a horror classic and Magnolia is a wonderful movie
Just adding my view, I respect yours.
Regards,
Ricky

 

[Tim Hoover]

I'll have to second "The Blair Witch Project." I found that one incredibly boring. It is best summed up in Brian's synopsis of the movie to a blind man on Family Guy:
"Ok, they're walking in the woods. Still walking. Something about a map - I don't know. Still walking. Ok, it's over. Everybody looks pissed."

 

[JasenP]

I have to support Aurel again and say that the last person to see Magnolia should be my proctologist.

I would also like to add Rattle and Hum, an arse seems like the perfect final resting place for Bono and his ego.

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[KyleK]

1. The Musketeer
2. Batman & Robin
3. The Mummy Returns (loved The Mummy though)
Actually I'd rather stick them up the filmmakers'...ahem.

 

[Wes Ray]

Hey, yeah...what the hell's wrong with Creepshow? One of my favorite horror anthologies (though nowhere near as great as 1972's Tales From the Crypt.