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Make your own band names!

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Garrett Lundy, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. Garrett Lundy

    Garrett Lundy Well-Known Member

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    Been feelin the need to start a garage band? Practice, buy guitar strings, and book your gig at the Howard-Johnson's only to find the other local band already is using the name 'Hitler stole my potato'? Now I present the HTF make-your-own band name thread. That way, when you get around to rockin...you can just grab a new name and get a record deal!


    *Robot Apocalypse
    *SquishHammer
    *Death Trickle
    *Doomship
    *Skull Bucket
    *ED-209's robotic toe cancer
    *Semi-gloss
    *DOHC
    *Bound for Binding
    *Cuban Minstrel Crisis
    *Undead rabbit patrol
    *Cavern of Souls
    *Ninja Magick
    *Hell Monkeys
    *Eye Poke
    *Itch
    *Lycanthropod
    *Hurtsickle

    any other good ones?
     
  2. Tim Hoover

    Tim Hoover Well-Known Member

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    LMAO....that's great!
     
  3. JamieD

    JamieD Well-Known Member

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    Push Out Spout
    Spread Top
    SuperSplat
    The Evils of Kinieval
    FootBangers
    RoastedToasteds
     
  4. Jason Pancake

    Jason Pancake Well-Known Member

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    "Kurt in Drag" (My friends and I believe that Courtney Love is actually Kurt Cobain in drag.)
    "Stinky Pinky"

    If I had a cover band it would be:
    "They might be They Might Be Giants"
     
  5. Andy Anderson

    Andy Anderson Well-Known Member

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    Sonic Onion--peel back the many layers of our music--it'll bring you to tears.

    Ampersand --at least the T-shirts would be cool.

    T-Shirt --again, the T-shirts would be very cool.
     
  6. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Well-Known Member

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    Grandma Cleatus
    Soapy Neptune
    J&M Stump Cutters
    Palestinian Light Orchestra ("PLO" for short)
    Squat and Give Me Breakfast
    YRD (Yogurt Related Deaths)
    Garlicfoot
    Tungsten
     
  7. Bill Williams

    Bill Williams Well-Known Member

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    Silly Putty Dog
    Big Walking Carpet
    Big Fat Hairy Deal
    Bantha Poodoo
    Warp Core Breach
    The Ultimate Power in the Universe
    Six Ways From Sunday
    The Teeny Weenies
    No Quiero Taco Bell
     
  8. Daren Welsh

    Daren Welsh Well-Known Member

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    I need me a new DJ name. If this is thread-crapping, I'll start my own. I just figure since you're going after band names, you might be able to suggest some DJ names for me :p
     
  9. Dave Poehlman

    Dave Poehlman Well-Known Member

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    I've been using a band name for my imaginary punk band for years... only, it could never really be used in public.
     
  10. Mark Sherman

    Mark Sherman Well-Known Member

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    POOP NOODLE

    DAIN BRAIMAGE

    JACKS SHREEKING REVENGE

    "MORTICIAN".On the front of the shirt.... On the back have "ALWAYS READY TO BURY A STIFF"

    CHA CHA HUMAS

    CHICKS DIG ED

    ANGRY SALAD

    LAUGH AT THE MONKEY

    BAHGDAD REALESTATE

    STAFF- THE T-SHIRTS ALONE WOULD BE ENOUGH

    TOM FOOLERY

    CHUCK YOU FARLEY

    MISS ON YOU PISTER

    NEGITIVE FEED BACK

    FREE BEER ( GREAT TO HAVE ON THE BILL )

    THIS IS NOT A STEP

    KITTY KARIALL ( YOU KNOW FROM THE BRADY BUNCH )

    MISENTHROPES REVENGE

    RED SNAPPER

    CLITTY LITTER

    BOON DOCK SAINTS------OH WAIT

    UP 2 STREETS TAKE A LEFT

    JAMES BONDAGE

    PUTTY TAT

    OK IM DONE....................
     
  11. Zen Butler

    Zen Butler Well-Known Member

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    Belladonna's Thong
    The Pinche Way
    LaMarcus Welby
    Chaquetero
    Anne Okay Band
    No Way Jose!
    Quires Vega? (left out an R)
    Fuggeddaboutit
     
  12. EugeneR

    EugeneR Well-Known Member

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    Hmm..
    I've got a few candidates for group names, if I ever get into that line of business:

    RAP, R&B and HIP HOP:

    Public Enema (or Public Enema Number One, I haven't decided)
    Tone Def
    Ham'n'Cheez (opening act for Salt'N'Peppa)
    Ice Trey
    Two Live Jews (if the Beastie Boys ever lose a member, they can have this one)
    NWA (Nannies With Attitudes)
    Lay-Z
    The Notorious F.A.T. (a.k.a. Sir-Eats-A-Lot)
    Ballz II Men

    PUNK:

    The No-Sex Pistols (a band for married men only)
    The Blueballs (ditto)
    Good Religion (a Christian punk band)

    GENERAL USE:

    The Backdoor Boys
    The Poo Poo Platters (a 50's cover band)
    Penis Envy (a eunuch band)
    The Viagras (for the older crowd)
    Pink Freud
    The Great Unwashed
    The Worst and the Dullest
    Generation X-Rated
     
  13. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Well-Known Member

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    DESSICANT

    after they break up, the rhythm guitar player can start a new band called

    THE NEO-DESSICANTS


    some others:

    Frogstar
    Peabody
    Corpuscle
    Frosty the Mind-Expanding Snowman
    Raga 3000
    Ice Milk (for a white rapper) works on many levels [​IMG]
    Potato Flake


    [​IMG]
     
  14. GARY C

    GARY C Well-Known Member

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    The
    Not The
    The Last Band
    Enter Name Here

    And finally,

    Metsilica

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Zen Butler

    Zen Butler Well-Known Member

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    Two Scoops
    The Tea-Time Boners
    Morning Bladder
    The Kidney Stones
    B.A. (Brazilian Azz)
    Earl Grey and the Pathetics
    Free Weed at Every Show
     
  16. John Watson

    John Watson Well-Known Member

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    I like Cuban Minstrel Crisis and PLO too [​IMG]

    GrandBanders

    The StarWhores

    Aspiring Neophytes

    Unsigned


    and dozens of gross and unprintable names

    We should pull up this list in 2-3 years, and find how many of these get taken by then. [​IMG]
     
  17. DaveGTP

    DaveGTP Well-Known Member

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    A former friend of mine always favored this name for an angry heavy metal band:

    GOD'S LEFT NUT
     
  18. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Well-Known Member

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    OK, my job for the last two days has consisted of examining medical records and totalling up insurance costs. Consequently, I've been bored at work. [​IMG]



    Lilith and the Mongoose
    Pucker Up, Buttercup
    Floor Pie
    Invisible Cola
    The Blistered Lips
    Wind of the Devil
    Zaftig Tuchas
    Space Monkey
    The Sweetest Plum
    Gimme No Lip (actually that will be my racehorse's name, if I ever have one)
     
  19. John Watson

    John Watson Well-Known Member

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    Gangband

    Re "Free Beer", the last time that showed up here, someone suggested they would be a great opening act for The Bare Naked Ladies [​IMG]
     
  20. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Well-Known Member

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    OK, my last post for the day.


    Plain or Peanut
    Sugartush
    Sheep Floppy Christ
    Crabgrass
    The Chick Peas
    Frosting the Pastry
    Chicken Floss
    Deadbeat Dads
    Spaghetti Nickers
    Village Idiot
    Mophead
    Berrywise
    Internal Monologue
    Greasy Kid Stuff
     

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