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Brad Porter

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Imagine the photoshoot for that last pic, Scott...

Photographer: "OK Jessica, I need you to get down on your knees while we spread this milky substance on your lip."

Jessica: "Is it milk?"

Photographer: "No... milk doesn't actually photograph very well."

Jessica: "This doesn't look sexual in any way, does it?"

Photographer: "No, of couse not..."

:D :D :D

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JohnRice

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Brad, that's exactly how the photo shoot went.


How did you know? :p)




and the knee pads were my idea. ;)
 

Max Leung

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What's interesting is that she looks better now than she did on the Dark Angel show...I guess she was allowed to gain a bit of weight!

Either that, or her Maxim pics have been photoshopped to give her a bit more meat...geez I sure hope not.
 

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