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Is Hayne's "Sex" manual for real?

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Dennis Nicholls, Jul 23, 2006.

  1. Dennis Nicholls

    Dennis Nicholls Well-Known Member

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    I was poking around the web this morning looking for a Hayne's auto repair manual for the NB Mazda Miata, 1999-2005, when I stumbled across this link:

    http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/s...atalogId=10001

    Is this for real? Or did somebody "spoof" the Haynes.com domaine name?
     
  2. gene c

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    I think it's real. Click on the Haynes Family Series link on the left for a few more bizarre titles from the automotive repair manual publisher. Leave it to the British. Don't know what I'd do without my Haynes manual for my Fiat 124 Spyder, but I think I'll pass on this one.
     
  3. Kyle McCabe

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    Yeah, we don't need no stinkin' manuals! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Kevin T

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    go with a chilton's sex manual. you'll have better sex that way.

    kevin t
     
  5. Buzz Foster

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    Yeah, Chilton's is much better.
     
  6. Jeff Ulmer

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    The difficult thing is finding the replacement parts!
     
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    I'm glad you acknowledge our superior skills in that department. [​IMG]
     
  8. Chu Gai

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    Did you say that with a cockney accent?
     
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    I had heard that all British women were sexually frustrated because their men only drank ale and thought about football. I discovered this is untrue...

    British men drink lager as well.
     
  10. Jeff Ulmer

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    If you need a manual, does that mean you drive stick? [​IMG]

    No manual needed here, I'm on automatic.
     
  11. Dennis Nicholls

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    And here I thought I was being kind by not referring to it as a "do it yourself" manual.
     
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    Hmmm. "Hayne's Sex Manual" is only the first volume.
    The second is called "Hayne's Sex Together".


    Cees
     
  13. andrew markworthy

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    Oh dear, I've spent years on HTF avoiding smutty innuendo. Now I've blown it. I don't know what's come over me.
     
  14. Chu Gai

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    If you've blown it, perhaps it was due to one of the chapters [​IMG]
     
  15. Julian Reville

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    Andrew, please explain that phrase. I have NO clue.
     
  16. andrew markworthy

    andrew markworthy Well-Known Member

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    Julian, there is a *very* rude four letter word embedded within the name (which is a real town in the UK).
     
  17. Kevin T

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    horp isn't a bad word is it???!
     
  18. Mike Frezon

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    Kevin...Kevin...Kevin...

    It's not "horp". Anyone can plainly see the word is "unth"...as in "Sorry, honey, but I have a headache to the unth degree."
     
  19. Julian Reville

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    Ohhhh, I get it now. Duh. [​IMG]
     

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