Hanson
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After a few blah seasons, the series returns with a vengenace. The casting this time is top notch -- there are only a couple of normal people and entertaining weirdos.
Oh, and every single contest goes down to the wire. It's a Hell's Kitchen tradition.
And poor Tennile -- they made waaay too much about the undercooked shrimp. Hell, I eat raw shrimp at sushi bars -- it's not that dangerous, pregnant or not. The raw chicken that was prepared in the kitchen is much more likely to take you down.
Some SAB's to kick off the season:
I thought Adam Lambert was Kurt Russell's love child, but Kevin looks like his chromedome clone.
Lovely looks like she this year's Lacey. How is she an executive chef, exactly?
Like Tony, Bobby Lee has no formal training... in comedy.
According to Wikipedia, the Triggerfish's "big, angular-shaped head extends into a snout with strong jaws and sharp teeth, adapted for crushing shells." Umm... be careful, fellas.
Flattop Jones is from the Dick Tracy Rogues Gallery, for those readers under 100. Ariel looks like the daughter of Flattop Jones and Maya Rudolph.
So, what kind of woman would marry a 500 lb man? The answer: Someone who looks like Ernest Borgnine. Is it just me or does she look 10 years older than Robert?
Oh, and every single contest goes down to the wire. It's a Hell's Kitchen tradition.
And poor Tennile -- they made waaay too much about the undercooked shrimp. Hell, I eat raw shrimp at sushi bars -- it's not that dangerous, pregnant or not. The raw chicken that was prepared in the kitchen is much more likely to take you down.
Some SAB's to kick off the season:
I thought Adam Lambert was Kurt Russell's love child, but Kevin looks like his chromedome clone.
Lovely looks like she this year's Lacey. How is she an executive chef, exactly?
Like Tony, Bobby Lee has no formal training... in comedy.
According to Wikipedia, the Triggerfish's "big, angular-shaped head extends into a snout with strong jaws and sharp teeth, adapted for crushing shells." Umm... be careful, fellas.
Flattop Jones is from the Dick Tracy Rogues Gallery, for those readers under 100. Ariel looks like the daughter of Flattop Jones and Maya Rudolph.
So, what kind of woman would marry a 500 lb man? The answer: Someone who looks like Ernest Borgnine. Is it just me or does she look 10 years older than Robert?