Okay, what the hell's this thread about? "Terminator" or "Poltergeist"? It's not about that human-headed turkey with the gun at the top of the forum page is it? That image made me think about that "Grindhouse" movie trailer for "Thanksgiving". Wow, is that supposed to be Ron's head?
You saw one of my skulls, didn't you? Oh yes, I know you did. It belonged to a neighbor of yours. The name was Knapp. We took the house from them. I offered to buy it but you know how old people are, they grow so attached to things.
Yes, this thread is about the human-headed turkey with the gun. That head belongs to Mike Knapp, one of the pioneers on this site. He even predates me as a member by at least one year. That HTF logo used to appear about where the ad is now and wasn't as compressed as it is now. The image now is not doing justice to what it used to look like.
Yes, it is. Unfortunately, Klopek wasn't talking about Turkey Knapp. He could have ended our nightmares.
Speaking of The 'burbs, that scene has a family favorite exchange:
"You might have fooled the others, but you don't fool me."
"Have I . . . fooled the others?"
"But you DON'T. FOOL. ME!"
Whoa-hoa. I did a search on that quote and the only hit I got was a 'burbs appreciation thread I started five years ago! Either I'm the only one amused by that exchange, or I got the text wrong. I certainly have no memory of starting this: