Funniest line in a movie?.... (1 Viewer)

[Colin Jacobson]

Family Guy is a movie?

 

[Malcolm R]

Well, there was Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story that was direct to video a couple years ago.

 

[KieranO'C]

"I hate Illinois Nazis..."

 

[Jon_Are]

Three words, and y'all know the source:

"Those aren't pillows!"

 

[Patrick H.]

From one Illinois Nazi to another in 'The Blues Brothers':

"I've always loved you."

Take into account that their Pinto is hurtling hundreds of feet over the Chicago skyline with Wagner on the soundtrack and it becomes one of the funniest lines in any movie ever...

 

[Marianne]

Ghostbusters (again):

Venkman:
"Didn't you guys have a slinky when you were kids?"

Egon:
"I had a slinky but I straightened it."

Ray:
"I had part of a slinky."

 

[Yee-Ming]

The Italian Job (original), Michael Caine says "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

A non-verbal moment: in Trading Places, when Eddie Murphy is first being briefed on commodities and the market, he looks on as they explain each one to him, looking at each item in turn, then ends up looking deadpan straight into the camera. For some reason that was just absolutely hilarious to me.

 

[Marianne]

The quote was (I think):

"And bacon, like you'd find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich."

 

[Tim Glover]

 

[John_Lee]

Silence of the Lambs - After Starling related what Miggs had said. . .

"Ah, I myself cannot."

 

[ChristopherG]

that is funny.

 

[Tony S]

From City Slickers:

 

[JonZ]

Theres SO many....

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of goverment" Monty Python


"Well aint this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere!"

"You cant display a toad in a fine restaurant like this, the good folks here will go right off their feed"
"Well I dont think its right, keeping him under raps like we was ashamed of him"
"Well if that is Pete, I am ashamed of him. The way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of babylon. These things dont happen for no reason Delmar, its obviously some sort of judgement on Petes character"
"Well the two of us was fixing to fornicate!"
Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Anything from Monty Python and the Coen Bros is gold.

"Get him a cheesburger man, cant you see hes having a Big Mac attack!"
(in panicy french accent)"umm what does he want on his cheesburger???"
"uhhh All the shit!!!"
Things Are Tough All Over

"Because it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’ll report us at once to some kind of outback nazi law enforcement agency, and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus. Did I just say that? Or think it?"
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas


"What do I think? I think youre some kind of deviated pre-vert. I think General Ripper found out about your pre-versions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of pre-verts.
&
"What a load of commie bull"
Dr Strangelove


"The fact that you are a sherrif is not germane to the situation"
"God damn Germans got nothing to do with it!"

"Junior, if I wasnt in hot pursuit Id have that bum and his sukiyaki bicycle in the klink"

"Apprehend that horse ass for wreckless driving!"
"But Daddy!"
"Do what I tell you,you barrell of monkey nuts!"

"We got him boxed in like a turtles pecker!"

Pretty much everything that came out of Bufford T Justices mouth.

 

[Aaron Thorne]

When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "dead nigger storage?"

Best line ever.

 

[Tony S]

From Just Like Heaven:

 

[Tim Glover]

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads.

 

[KurtEP]

Austin Powers, shocked as he's catching up with the world: "Liberace was gay?!"

 

[Tim Glover]

Another one of Austin Power's great ones is:

 

[EricW]

I HATE YOU MORE!!!!!! IF HATE WERE PEOPLE, I'D... BE... CHINA!!!!!!

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Great thread lol!

Some of mine...

Back to the Future
Marty...
"Wait a minute, Doc, are tryin' to tell me that my mother...has got the hots for me!?"

Doc...
"Precisely."

Marty...
"Whoa this is heavy."

Doc...
"There's that word again 'heavy', why are things so heavy in the future is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

Real Genius

Deborah Foreman...
"Can you hammer a 6" spike through a board with your penis?"

Chris...
"Not right now."

also...

Chris...
"Kent puts his name on his license plate."

Mitch...
"My mom does the same thing to my underwear."

Chris...
"Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

Just Friends(a recent favorite lol)

Samantha...
"Chris. Chris! Chri-is!!"

Chris...
"I'm busy!!"

Samantha...
"I'M busy, you stupid dick!!"

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Rooney (after hearing that Sloans grandmother died and he's on the phone with whom he thinks is Ferris)
"Yeah, you just produce a corpse and i'll release Sloan, I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand."

Mr. Peterson (Cameron in actuality lol)...
"I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?"

Rooney...
"Yeah, you just roll her old bones on over here and i'll dig up your daughter, you know that school policy. Was this your mother?"

Cameron...
"No, my wife's mother."

And the look of stark raving terror on his face when he realizes that he isn't talking to Ferris like he thought he was!

A Fish Called Wanda

Otto (making fun of Ken's stutter)...
"Helloooo, K-K-Ken's P-P-Pets...hey!"

The entire exchange when he's got Ken tied up and interogating him, it would take too long to type.

Otto...
"Now, apologise."

Archie...
"Are you totally deranged?"

Otto...
"Apologise."

Archie...
"Me to you?"

Otto...
"You pompus, stuck up, snot nosed, english, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuckface, dickhead, asshole!"

Also...

Otto (pretending to be gay around Ken)...

"Hi hon, how ya doin? Oh you look great, love your hair. Have you thought about it though?"

"Don't go near him! He's miiineee!!!"

Army of Darkness

Embeth Davidtz...
"What of the words we shared in private?"

Ash...
"That's just what we call pillow talk, baby."



I could go on but i'm too tired lol.