Funniest bumper sticker you've seen? (1 Viewer)

[Johnny Mo]

I've seen 2 great ones

1) "Humpty Dumpty was pushed"

2)on a Hummer H1- "H2's are for pussies"

 

[BlakeN]

"Bandwaggon patriot since 9-11-01"

 

[CaseyLS]

"Happiness is a belt fed weapon"

 

[Rob Gardiner]

Beam me up, Scotty,

There's no intelligent life down here.

 

[MarkHastings]

Swear to God I saw this one:
If you are what you eat, I'll be you in the morning!
I had to read that one a few times because I figured I read it wrong (did it really mean what I thought?), but I guess there's only one way you can interpret that.

 

[Steve Kuester]

I saw this one today on an old, rusty pickup.

IF THIS TRUCK WAS A HORSE,

I'D HAVE TO SHOOT IT

 

[Luke_Y]

"Honk if you've never seen an automatic weapon fired from a car window"

 

[Mike Wladyka]

"my other penis is a vagina"

 

[Angelo.M]

"Discourage inbreeding. Ban country music."

 

[Juan Castillo]

In Tejas, where trucks (big ones at that) seem to be most popular, and it seems all Ford owners hate Dodge owners, a friend of mine (Dodge owner) had this made for him.. Diesel engines..

I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin

I also saw an old beat up hatchback with the "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" sticker mentioned earlier, square in the middle of the hatch back glass. I couldn't stop laughing and thinking that the guy driving had some big balls!

 

[Micah Cohen]

http://www.youdrivelikeanidiot.com/
Very offensive, in case you need to know that before you click.
MC

 

[Tim Glover]

Lord, that's funny.
Here's some I remember my college roommate had:
Sex is like a pizza; when it's good-it's very good, & when it's bad-it's still pretty good.
Others:
Avenge Yourself: Live Long Enough To Be a Burden to your Children.
My personal fave:
Just Divorced

 

[Craig Robertson]

i saw a girl driving a truck with a bumper sticker that was an ad for a piercing studio that said:

Pierced in places you'd like to lick.

 

[Kachi Khatri]

This one is unique...I recall a woman (working in construction) driving a dumpster type truck that said:
"Pickup drivers can dump their load into mine"