Funniest bumper sticker you've seen? (1 Viewer)

[Dax Scott]

It's an opinion about the speed limit...

55 ISBS = "55 is bullsh**"

I got behind a really nice car a few weeks ago that had a vanity plate. It took me a few seconds to get it, but once I did I thought it was pretty clever.

IX FE

For those who can't decode it: 9 Iron (golf reference)

 

[David Nguyen]

One of my all time favorites - My other ride is your girlfriend.

 

[EdHoch]

These popped up during the whole Georgia Flag controversy a while back:

A picture of the confederate flag with the following words:

"You LOST, Get Over It!"

 

[DaveSarcevic]

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an ass hole.

Lord, please protect me from your followers.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

"Driver only carries $20 worth of AMMO"
Many un-PC bumper stickers available at www.cheaperthandirt.com .....

 

[Steve Berger]

Someone had the Christian fish symbol modified with little legs and eyes and the word Darwin inside on the back of their car. Sorry I can't think of any way to display it.

 

[Gary->dee]

On the way to work I used to see someone with a bumper sticker that read "Still Pissed At Yoko". Made me laugh.

 

[John Watson]

When I see one of those Jumbo SUV's or Mobile Trailer Homes, looking loaded, I imagine a bumper sticker :

WHO SAYS YOU CAN"T TAKE IT WITH YOU!

Are there any more of these good old threads in the archives?

 

[DaveDickey]

"I feel better now that I've given up hope"

 

[Mike Brogan]

Personalized plate that I liked was on a boat-sized 70's cadillac that read:

"4 King A"

One was a bumper sticker for a local crap Country station called "WGAR", only the occupant had cut the sticker up to read "GWAR".

"My Kid Sold Drugs to Your Honor Role Student"

Personally I'd like to get one that read "I Hate Bumper Stickers".

 

[Paul_Fisher]

My favorite:

"Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job"

 

[Tony Whalen]

4 King A.

That's a good one!

 

[Kevin Thompson]

Your Village Called.

They Want Their Idiot Back

 

[Stacy Huff]

Ok, I guess my village wants me back because I don't get "4 King A." Can somebody explain it to me?

Here's one my former brother-in-law used on vacation for awhile:

I'm Nucking Futs!!!

 

[Mike Brogan]

4 King A = F**king A

A popular midwest expression.

Don't feel bad, apparently they didn't get it down at the DMV either.

 

[Kevin Eckhardt]

A friend of mine used to have this one:

Support America

Buy a Congressman

 

[Hunter P]

At lunch today I was behind a car that hadn't been washed in a few weeks. Written on the dirt of his bumper was:
"I wish my girlfriend was this dirty."

 

[wally]

Not a bumper sticker per se, but I liked the French Connection UK clothes I saw people wearing around London this fall.

Big FCUK logos on them! A guaranteed double take even after you knew what it was.

 

[Chris Moe]

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

The best Licence plate I ever saw was CAMELTO

On a Ferrari: ITS AWSM

 

[Garrett Lundy]

My other ride is your mom

Keep working! Millions on welfare depend on you!

Your little princess is my little whore

Support you local strip-club, strippers are people too.

My God beats the shit out of your God.