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Funniest bumper sticker you've seen?

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Mike_Ped, Feb 17, 2002.

  1. Mike_Ped

    Mike_Ped Well-Known Member

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    I once saw a bumper sticker that said:

    "Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick!"

    I laughed my ass off, then realized how mean it was. Can't help from laughing at it though...

    Mike
     
  2. Shawn C

    Shawn C Well-Known Member

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    I have seen a couple of cars with "Peace, Love, and Fuck You" on them...
     
  3. John Spencer

    John Spencer Well-Known Member

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    I always liked the simple, yet effective "Fuck Censorship" sticker that got popular around here in the early 90's.
     
  4. TreyP

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    If you are what you eat, then I guess I'm just a BIG P*SSY
     
  5. Kevin T

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    can't think of any real funny ones right off hand...i was always partial to the one that used to grace my rear window:

    save the planet...kill yourself

    kevin t
     
  6. GARY C

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    Gotta go with the...

    "If you can read this your too f'n close."
     
  7. Stacy Huff

    Stacy Huff Well-Known Member

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    "Keep honking while I re-load"

    "My child beat up your A student"
     
  8. Ash Williams

    Ash Williams Well-Known Member

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    My all time favorite is:
    "Unless your a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!" [​IMG]
    Honorable mention:
    Hoof
    Arted
     
  9. Hakan Powers

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    "Welcome to Utah, set your watch back 20 years"

    I think I saw this on a car when I was in SLC in '92, my uncle also got me a T-shirt with the same.
     
  10. Chuck C

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    "Save a tree, eat a beaver"
     
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    Visualize Whirled Peas
     
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    I'd Rather Be Driving
    Honorable Mention: a variation on Mean People Suck, People Suck
     
  13. Craig F

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    I ♠ my cat
     
  14. Bhagi Katbamna

    Bhagi Katbamna Well-Known Member

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    Impeach President Clinton and her husband.
     
  15. Steven K

    Steven K Well-Known Member

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    Some of the best I've seen...
    "Welcome to Boston
    Don't get upset
    Just drive like we do"
    "I didn't vote for the dope from Hope"
    perhaps the funniest though, wasn't meant to be funny. When Hillary Clinton was debating whether or not to run for Senator, some of her supporters had bumper stickers that said "Run, Hillary, Run." Well, several people in New York started putting them on their front bumpers [​IMG]
     
  16. Chuck Frady

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    FarfromFuken

    FukenGruven
     
  17. Bill Balcziak

    Bill Balcziak Well-Known Member

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    My all-time fav: "Ass, gas or grass--nobody rides for free!"
     
  18. Richard Travale

    Richard Travale Well-Known Member

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    "I'm Not Wearing Any Pants"
     
  19. Artur Meinild

    Artur Meinild Well-Known Member

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    My favorite is not actually a bumper sticker, but from the back of a bikers vest:
    "If you can read this, the bitch fell off!"
    Hilarious! [​IMG]
     
  20. Dana Fillhart

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    The political ones tread too close to breaking forum rules, so I'll stay away from those.

    The 2 that crack me up most were:

    • "I'd rather be eating pussy." This was a license plate frame, not a bumper sticker; the thing that cracked me up was seeing it on this 60-some-year old guy's Oldsmobile as I was delivering pizza once; I couldn't stop laughing!

    • "Fuckin Gonuts", done in the same lettering/coloring style as Dunkin Donuts. At first I thought I was looking at "Dunkin Donuts", and so I wondered, "Why the hell would somebody put a D/D bumper sticker on their car?!" ... until I re-read it. Couldn't stop laughing at that one either.
     

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