Fun with Titles: A neat game! (1 Viewer)

[Greg_S_H]

For a minute, I was afraid it was a sequel to Spice World.

 

[MarkHastings]

What about:
2000: A Space Odyssey: The real reason for HAL's "Freak Outs" were caused by a Y2K glitch!!

 

[Greg_S_H]

Swallow Hal: After eating Gilbert Grape, an overweight woman sets her sights on her new boyfriend, Hal.

 

[MarkHastings]

Peter Pun: An annoying and dark tale of an man who refuses to grow up and act like an adult. Constantly annoying people with his puns, Peter is forced to create imaginary friends and ends up killing himself by jumping off a building (thinking he could fly).

Welding Crashers: After realizing that the owner of the local welding facility has a HOT daughter working there for the summer...to men pretend to be welders so that they can hit on her.

and hopefully this one isn't too subtle:
A for Vendetta: A troubled freedom fighter takes on his toughest task - beating dyslexia.

 

[Chu Gai]

King Bong: Cheech and Chong get wasted big time. Guest appearances by Woody Harrelson, Snoop Dog, Christian Slater, Tom Behringer, Robert Downey, Jr., and others. Special appearance by Robert Mitchum brought by John Edward.

I Cream of Jeannie: Major Nelson finally gets a clue what to wish for.

 

[Clinton McClure]

Bombstone : Wyatt Earp must hunt down and kill the suicide bombers in an old west town with no law.

 

[Regulus]

Miami Mice: Rodents who get their kicks annoying Tourists on South Beach.

That Darn Bat!: Disney's Slapstick comedy about a Crime Fighting Flying Mammal

Coming out of the Park: Gloria Estefan sings about the end of the day at Disneyworld

 

[Marianne]

OK then:

White Men Can't Hump: Rosie Perez leaves Woody Harrelson for Wesley Snipes.

Pullitt: No car chases in this one.

The Italian Nob: Something to do with British minis trying to compete in Milan.

 

[Greg_S_H]

Oh, I'm shocked!

Seriously, I thought you were going to say . . . nope, even I can't say that one. That is really in poor taste.

 

[bradleybruns]

Tot Story: See what those delicious french fried potatoes really do when you're not around

The Empire Strokes Back: Can Darth Vader make the Olympic Swim Team?

Bork on the 4th of July: Gooess vhu's cumeeng tu yuoor independence-a dey peecnic? Bork Bork Bork!

Bick to the Future: 1955, Marty Mcfly wiped out all existance of cheap razors. How will the future shave?

The 91 Year-Old Virgin: Better late than never!

Indiana Jones and the Fast Crusade: A pretty dull movie since he finds the grail before the opeing credits.

 

[Marianne]

March On The Penguins: Thousands of wildlife film makers make the annual trek.

 

[Greg_S_H]

Can't Buy Me Dove: When a rich girl gets a speck of dirt on her hands, the poverty-stricken boy who loves her uses his microscope money to buy her a supply of soap.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Raging Bulb: Filmed in black and white, this quirky, nightmarish film by David Lynch (Eraserhead, Blue Velvet) looks at one man's (John Nance) angst caused by an angry lightbulb.

Maxi Driver: In this sequel to Being John Malkovich, director Spike Jonze wonders "what if" actress Minnie Driver had an evil twin (the title character) who acted in a parallel, but evil manner to her sister.

 

[Greg_S_H]

Somewhere in Mime: Unable to understand pantomime, a doctor shrinks himself to microscopic size and is injected into a sick Marcel Marceau in order to make his diagnosis

Fantastic Vonage: Product placement reaches new heights with this tribute to a phone company

Flash Gorton: A revealing look at just what the Gorton's fisherman wears under that slicker

The Pig Hit: I don't care, as long as it has China Chow in it

Urban Cotboy: A man moves out of the country and into the YMCA

The Wizard of AZ: Dorothy isn't in Kansas any more--she's at the Grand Canyon!

 

[MarkHastings]

The Wizard of OR: Damn it Toto! Now we're in the Mountains!!!

 

[Chu Gai]

Brokeback Fountain: Two gay bellhops meet from time to time at the Bellagio Fountains. When one dies, the other scatters his ashes in the fountain during one of the displays.

 

[Kevin Eckhardt]

Spaderman: After a field trip to a playing card factory a young man suddenly has an uncanny ability to win at cards.

Pain Man: A man discovers that his newly found brother has an incredibly high pain threshhold and tries to turn him into the next UFC champion.

Pulp Diction: It's not what you say, but how you say it in this new comedy/thriller from Quentin Tarantino.

 

[Marianne]

Children of Mel: A famous director documents his own family (Aborigine with subtitles)

Done with the Wind: A civilization stops eating beans.

 

[Greg_S_H]

Gone With the Wine: As if his leaving wasn't bad enough, Scarlett discovers that Rhett took the contents of the wine cellar with him

Herpes: Save the Valtrex, save the world

Babe Geniuses: They're not just hot--they're smart!

Scarfact: Everything you wanted to know about scar tissue

D'oh. Beaten with the Gone With the Wind by minutes!

 

[Regulus]

Wife's been Good So Far: Joe Walsh's mate hasn't been caught Cheating, yet!

Remember the Mime: The Special Starring Micheal Jackson and Marcel Marcel.

Davy Cricket: Bug at the Alamo chirps a tune you cannot get out of your Head!