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BELE: We're on the way to Cheron. Captain, this ship is now under my direction. For fifty thousand of your terrestrial years, I have been pursuing Lokai through the galaxy. I have not travelled this far, this long, only to give him up. This ship goes where my will drives it.SCOTT: Captain, we are now at warp ten and the speed is increasing!(Lokai enters)SPOCK: Captain, course is now clearly straight for Cheron, despite all efforts to direct us to Ariannus.LOKAI: I will not return to Cheron. Captain, you must guarantee me sanctuary.BELE: He cannot help you now. You are lost, Lokai. You're on the way to judgment, to final punishment.LOKAI: Stop him.BELE: You evil mound of filth. Not this time.LOKAI: My cause is just. You must help me. All of you must help me.BELE: Oh, the old cry. Pity me, pity me. Everywhere he's gone, he's been helped to escape. On every planet he's found fools who bleed for him and shed tears for the oppressed one. But there is no escape for you on this ship. This is your last sanctuary.LOKAI: Kill him. Kill him!KIRK: You're two of a kind.BELE: And we are both going to Cheron. You cannot change the course of this ship any more than you can change me. This ship goes where I want it to go.KIRK: Security, put them both in the brig.(The security guards are held back by forcefields.)KIRK: Phasers on stun. Fire. (no effect)BELE: Your phasers are ineffective against our shields. You are helpless, Captain.LOKAI: What a fool I am, expecting help from someone like you.KIRK: This ship is going to Ariannus.BELE: No, this ship is going to Cheron. I will let nothing interfere.KIRK: We are going to Ariannus. The lives of a billion people make no other choice possible.BELE: You are being obtuse, Captain. I am permitting no choice. My will now controls this, and nothing can break it.KIRK: Bele, I am captain of this ship, and it will follow whatever course I set for it, or I will order its destruction.BELE: You're bluffing.KIRK: I will destroy it.BELE: You can no more destroy this ship than I can change colour.KIRK: Lieutenant Uhura, tie in the bridge to the master computer.UHURA: Aye, sir.KIRK: Computer, destruct sequence. Are you ready to copy?COMPUTER: Working.KIRK: Prepare to verify destruct sequence code one. Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Destruct sequence one, code one, one A.COMPUTER Voice and code one, one A verified and correct. Sequence one complete.KIRK: Mister Spock.SPOCK: This is Commander Spock, science officer. Destruct sequence number two, code one, one A, two B.COMPUTER: Voice and code verified and correct. Sequence two complete.KIRK: Mister Scott.SCOTT: This is Lieutenant Commander Scott, chief engineering officer of the USS Enterprise. Destruct sequence number three, code one B, two B, three.COMPUTER: Voice and code one B, two B, three verified and correct. Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for thirty second countdown.KIRK: Mister Spock, has the ship returned to the course set for it by my orders?SPOCK: Negative, Captain. We are still headed directly for Cheron.COMPUTER: Destruct sequence engaged. Awaiting final code for thirty second countdown.KIRK: Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Begin thirty second countdown. Code zero, zero, zero, destruct zero.COMPUTER: Thirty seconds. twenty nine, twenty eight, twenty seven, (break) twenty five seconds,KIRK: Let's see you prevent the computer from fulfilling my commands.COMPUTER: Twenty seconds,KIRK: From five to zero, no command in the universe can prevent the computer from fulfilling its destruct orders.COMPUTER: Fifteen seconds,KIRK: You can use your will to drag this ship to Cheron. But I command the computer. Mine is the final command.COMPUTER: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,BELE: I agree!KIRK: Computer. This is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Code one, two, three continuity. Abort destruct order. Repeat code one, two, three continuity. Abort destruct order.COMPUTER: Destruct order aborted. Destruct order aborted.KIRK: Mister Spock, is this ship headed for Ariannus?SPOCK: Negative, Captain. The Enterprise is now moving in a circular course.SCOTT: And at warp ten, we're going now here mighty fast.LOKAI: I warned you of his treachery. Kill him!KIRK: We're waiting for you to fulfil your commitment, Commissioner.BELE: Captain, I am happy to have you complete your mission of mercy to the planet Ariannus. It was madness to interfere with such a worthwhile endeavour. But, if you will, upon completion, please take me and my traitorous captive to Cheron.KIRK: I make no deals for control of this ship, sir.BELE: The ship's course is now in your control.KIRK: Ship's course?SPOCK: Enterprise is now on course to Ariannus, Captain.KIRK: Speed, Scotty?SCOTT: Warp six and smoothly operating, sir.KIRK: Good. Lieutenant Uhura, cancel Red Alert.UHURA: Aye, sir.KIRK: Let me reaffirm my position, gentlemen. I could put you in the brig for what you have done, but I won't do it because you are new to this part of the galaxy, which is governed by the United Federation of Planets. We live in peace with full exercise of individual rights. The need to resort to violence and force has long since passed, and it will not be tolerated aboard this ship. You are free to move about the ship. I hope that you'll take the opportunity to know more about the Federation through its best representatives, my crew. But let me make it clear. I will stand for no interference with the function of this ship. All hands, return to normal routine. Captain out.(Bele leaves, with an escort.)LOKAI: You speak very well, Captain. Your words promise justice for all.KIRK: We try, sir.LOKAI: Yes, well, I have learned to wait for actions. After Ariannus, what is justice? I shall wait to see it dispensed.(Lokai leaves)SPOCK: Fascinating. Two irrevocably hostile humanoids.SCOTT: Disgusting is what I call them.SPOCK: That description is not scientifically accurate.SCOTT: Mister Spock, the word disgusting describes exactly what I feel about those two.KIRK: That's enough for today. Those two are beginning to affect you.
 

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I came across this video, i'm so glad the cat got out okay, though i do wonder what happened to it afterwards.

 

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FoxyMulder said:
I came across this video, i'm so glad the cat got out okay, though i do wonder what happened to it afterwards.

Wow how that cat managed to get out of that!? Incredible :) Cat is all wet from the hydro hoses. Was the cat rescued it looked to be state of shock.
 

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Eyna now playing in non-sync format 61, LRS -21.7db for relaxing easy listening.

 

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Jean Michel Jarre, music has a universal understanding in many languages here and out there in the vast emptiness of space.

 

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I liked* this, cat's have attitude. :D

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*Apologies for the language but it seems appropriate for the humour in the image.
 

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Keeping with YouTube, I'll stick up for the birds, myself--
Like crows demonstrating the validity of Aesop, when it comes to small containers:


Or adapting a strategy they use with larger predators, to get what they want:
 

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Oh, and this Halloween, please take a moment to consider the problems faced by Japanese ghosts--
Who, traditionally, have no feet, and therefore are deprived of song-and-dance numbers. :(


(recovers from near-fatal overdose of cuteness ^_^ )
 

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Sam Posten said:
Pure awesome:
Tell me he didn't win it for the Microsoft commercial... :angry:
(But, considering his comments, maybe he did)
 

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