You guys should be watching "Armageddon Week" on the History channel. If you had, you would know that we have a few years left. The world is going to end in 2012. (Why is the History channel focusing on future events?)
It's around here somewhere. But I have stocked up on peanuts and beer just in case. I also have some high-attenuation headphones for shooting that should be proof against Vogon poetry.