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SteveGon

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My next two picks:

"I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis just ain't kosher."

Stalag 17


"You want to buy my church?"
"Not as a going concern."

Local Hero


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Gabe
Chuck
George
 

SteveGon

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Cary takes Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

Mike is up with his two picks, then it's back to Cary.
 

SteveGon

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Jeff is skipped and can make his pick at any time.

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George
Chuck
Gabe
Me X2
 

ChuckDeLa

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Whoops, didn't realize I was up.

Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste.

Spontaneity has its time and place.

I flunk English, I'm outta here. I gotta get a job, and you know what that means. That's right, they start me at the drive-up window and I gradually work my way up from shakes to burgers, and then one day my lucky break comes: the french fry guy dies and they offer me the job. But the day I'm supposed to start some men come by in a black Lincoln Continental and tell me I can make a quick 300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. When I get out of jail I'm 36 years old. Living in a flop house. No job. No home. No upward mobility. Very few teeth. And then one day they find me, face down in the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner and why? Because you wouldn't help me in English!

The Sure Thing
 

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