Directors Comedy Draft! (1 Viewer)

[Mike Hutman]

I go twice right?

I'll pick

Death To Smoochy
and
Sorority Boys

 

[SteveGon]

Cary takes Animal House.

Erik takes Groundhog Day.


Up next:

Jeff
George
Chuck

 

[Jeff Gross]

The Philadelphia Story

 

[george kaplan]

Toy Story

 

[ChuckDeLa]

Hi, Diana Christensen. A racist lackey of the imperialist ruling circles.
Laureen Hobbs. Badass commie nigger.

All I know is that this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.
We're not a respectable network. We're a whorehouse network, and we have to take whatever we can get.
Well, I don't want any part of it! I don't fancy myself the president of a whorehouse.
That's very commendable of you, Nelson. Now, sit down.

I'm thinking of doing a homosexual soap opera, "The Dykes": the heart-rending saga about a woman hopelessly in love with her husband's mistress.

Why me?
Because you're on television, dummy.



Network

 

[SteveGon]

Up next:

Gabe
Me X2
Gabe

 

[Gabe D]

The Graduate

 

[SteveGon]

Damn....what to pick, what to pick...

I'll go with:

"Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man."
"Assume away."

The Producers


"You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf."
"You and twenty million other guys!"

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein


Back to you, Gabe. Then it's Chuck, George, and Jeff.

 

[Gabe D]

Arsenic and Old Lace

 

[Gabe D]

Chuck, you're up.

 

[SteveGon]

BTW, I've been thinking about going for more than ten picks - my list just keeps expanding! Anyone else wanna go for a dozen or perhaps 15?

 

[ChuckDeLa]

A dozen would be cool. 15 might be stretching it for me, but I could probably hack it.

Are you a cop?
As far as you know. Why? Did you steal this car?
I sure did.
Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

You ordered lunch to my room.
Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be.

You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.



Fletch


back to george

 

[george kaplan]

If this were an endurance contest, I'm pretty sure I could go more rounds than anybody.

Back to the Future

 

[Jeff Gross]

A dozen sounds good to me.

 

[Cary T]

I can go 12 or 15 here, but I think it's a better idea to limit to fewer selections. Sure we can open it up and pick all the comedies we like. But a smaller list is more meaningful.

 

[SteveGon]

Well, it looks like we might go to 12 picks each which is ideal for me. Let's see what the others have to say.

Up next:

Jeff
Erik
Cary
Mike X2

 

[Jeff Gross]

It happened one night

 

[ErikG]

Tootsie


I'd like to go 15, but I'll go with whatever you decide.

 

[Cary T]

Being John Malkovich

Mike goes.

 

[SteveGon]

Mike takes Tommy Boy and Stripes.

Cary is up again.