Charmin Toilet paper blows away Quilted Northern! (1 Viewer)

[Alex Johnson]

i've heard a rumour that george lucas is actually working on a new version for sometime next year.. newly added colours and patterns, much better than the stuff you grew up with.
cheers,
:a
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[Doug_H]

Oh this is just great, with Lucas involved I am going to have to go out and buy all new equipment. I am not sure if I should start with the wallpaper for tone quality or a new bowl for more authentic bass.

 

[Clinton McClure]

I'm having trouble with the extras on my R1 Charmin working correctly. Can I get a firmware upgrade for my ass, or is there a multi-region ass on the market now so I can just buy the R2 Charmin.
Also, how do the Canadian versions compare? My good friends, Terrance & Phillip, are looking in to buying a Home Toilet and I want to help them make the best choice.

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[Henry Carmona]

Charmin schmarmin!
I hear Tom V. is coming out with a new toilet paper that should "blow the pants" off the competition. He says it wont even need corner loading to acheive the wipage that you get from the high end bidets.
Until i can get a few of the TVP's (Tom V Paper)from Tom, ill have to do with the old elementary school single sheets which seem to work ok with a little toe-in (literally).
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[Jim Long]

Everyone knows that Charmin is only the best if you get the Aloe variety, and then it doesn't compress too well. We need a newer format to keep all campers happy.
BTW, I like to put a little something extra in my TP, gets the job done a bit better. If interested please send a stamped addressed envelope and I will send you a free sample

This thread reminds me of the old TP thread, anyone still have that??
Jim

 

[Matt Wiltshire]

So what do you guys think of my Home Toilet setup?

Sh*tsubishi Porcelain Plus HD Toilet with dual full bandwidth colonstream inputs

Canwood receiver with bum-brown dacs, On-seat display and 128 DSP (Digital Stool Processing) modes to simulate the feel of any TP you may choose without actually using any.

Anal Research methane-free crapper cables

Pee-in-ere DV-434 DVD with Slow Motion playback

Bowels Accoustimass speakers
I know most of you don't like the speakers, but I got them for their bottom-end drop off characteristics

 

[Chris Maynard]

Nice setup Matt!
How about sending some pics to Packy so we can all see!

 

[DustinDavis]

This is funny, but I'm really surprised that the admins haven't move it to After Hours yet...
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[Matt Wiltshire]

I would Chris, but I don't have a digital camera - only a flat bed scanner. I'm afraid using that might upset the OAR (Original Ass-pect Ratio) of the pictures.
Guess which recently released, 3 hour long, Mel Gibson motion picture I'll be dropping into my HT tonight...
BraveFart of course!

 

[Jim Long]

Matt, that's the biggest load of crap I ever did see pal.
All Sh*tsubishi's are too small and not really made for the American market.
Everyone knows that Digital Stool Processing is just a hype and ruins the original experience of a good dump.
As for methane-free crapper cables, they just don't do the job. Give me the balanced extra wide ones anyday for that big whoosh experience.
Matt, its not what you have but how it all interacts to give you that big chill of the memorable job done well.

 

[Matt Wiltshire]

Well, that took my wind away!
Is that an expert ass-essment, or just a Gut feeling?

 

[Chris Maynard]

Why is it that all my threads stir up a bunch of crap?

 

[Jim Long]

Matt, my morphed, ultra-wide funnelled, optimoded #2 will leave you wishing it was just wind my friend. An elitist crapper for an elitist ass

As it goes... Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted...
Jim

 

[RobertR]

Hey Chris, this is more entertaining than the usual bullshit on the Internet.
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[Matt Wiltshire]

Well, I would kneel at the feet of a master but, frankly, we don't want to go there!

 

[Patrick Sun]

Whatever you do, do not settle for the panned-n-scanned TP, that is just nasty stuff!
And I'm proud of my big Sono-Ass! Be proud and sit on it!
I still give Charmin's the edge for its overall transparency of the ass-wiping experience. It's to die for.
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[Chad Parks]

I demoed the new FLUSHMASTER! It was fantastic. My butt never felt better on any stool. It is a vast improvement over existing bowls---the sonic resonance (especially with certain low level sound impacts) was simply unparalleled. Oh wait, maybe this belongs in the hardware section. My bad!
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[Dana Fillhart]

I always go with what was intended for theatrical presentation -- even if what one finds in most theatres is a little on the grainy side.
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[Carlo_M]

Of course not, Patrick. P&S toilet paper, while "appearing" to be larger, actually wipes up to 40% less of your a$$!

 

[Jeff Ulmer]

Well, I'm up for the double blind test.... time for a coiler!
Now, for the ultimate test, make up some of that rim fire chili! Just don't breathe!
BTW. Over all the way....