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Bad movies good for a laugh

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Shad R, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. Shad R

    Shad R Well-Known Member

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    My friends and I are on a bad movie kick. We find/buy/rent the worst looking movies we can, gather a few more friends, watch them, and laugh...a lot. So far, the we've watched:
    Women Prison Massacre: This is an import film from maybe late 80's early 90's. It starts out during a play, with THE WORST dailogue I've ever heard! There is a food fight(during the play, all of a sudden, everyone has tomatos and lettuce!!!!). Then these male prisnors are transported the the female prison. Your guess is as good as mine as to why. Then there's the guy who gets shot, lays for a few seconds, and then rolls for no reason. There's also a hillarious car chase, where two cop cars and a van are just weaving with each other. Oh yea, and then there's the chase scene with two wounded men, who litterally wobble for about three minutes, while the chase music plays. The best part...this film takes itself way too seriously. It's great.

    Rock'n'Roll Nigthmare: Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. Takes place in a haunted house, and a band moves in to record a record. The demons are puppets...hand puppets...really cheesy hand puppets. Lucifer is a six foot tall rubber puppet that Thor (the main charector) fights to the end. There's nothing as funny as lead singer with long hair, a black speedo with metal spikes on it, fightin away Satans evil starfish. Wow. Again, WOW!

    Other so bad it's great movies include:
    Re-animator
    Pledge Night
    Wheels of Terror
    Slumber Party Massacre

    Hopefully we will get to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Les Patterson, Killer Klownz from Outer Space....and I'm hopeing like hell to find a copy of Plan 9 from Outter Space.
    If you've seen some bad movies, let me know! This is so much fun, and if you have a few hours to kill, and some friends willing, watch them, laugh at them, make fun of them, enjoy!
     
  2. Christ Reynolds

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    maniac is a pretty bad slasher type movie, easy to make fun of. house and house II are also kind of corny, but not really BAD in the normal sense of the word, just corny.

    CJ
     
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    I always thought MANIAC was the greatest of the 80's slashers.

    Other "so bad they're good" films:

    REEFER MADNESS
    SEX MADNESS
    COCAINE FIENDS
    MANIAC (1934 version)
    BILLY THE KID VS DRACULA
    PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
    GLEN OR GLENDA?
    THE UNEARTHLY
    JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER
    EXORCISM (Jess Franco version)
    BIGFOOT (1970 version)
    REDNECK ZOMBIES
    BLOODSUCKING FREAKS
    I DRINK YOUR BLOOD
    I EAT YOUR SKIN
    SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 2
    FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER
    FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE OF FREAKS
    THE COSMIC MAN
    CAT WOMEN OF THE MOON
    ROBOT MONSTER
    MEMORIAL DAY MASSACRE
    THE NAILGUN MASSACRE
    HOSPITAL MASSACRE
    FREEWAY MANIAC

    Plus hundreds of other horror/sci-fi titles from the 1950's.
     
  4. JonZ

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    Re-Animator doesnt belong there[​IMG] Its one of my favoites.

    "SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 2"

    I remember a few years ago a couple friends and I watched this on cable and laughed so hard our sides hurt.
     
  5. Inspector Hammer!

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    So freaking easy!

    The funniest damn thing to come out of Hollywood in recent memory is, of course...Battlefield Earth. [​IMG]

    My friend and I couldn't believe our eyes at the absurdity of what we were seeing! If it was ever possible to ACTUALLY die laughing, we came as close as you could get! [​IMG]

    Then of course you have to count every single movie ever endured by our friends Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.
     
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    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Though its much better when watched as the MST3K episode.
     
  7. david_shy

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    i watched Showgirls for the first time on the weekend. My stomach muscles are still sore...
     
  8. Inspector Hammer!

    Inspector Hammer! Well-Known Member

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    quote...
    "My stomach muscles are still sore..."

    Among others with that one, David. [​IMG]
     
  9. John Kilduff

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    8 posts in and no one's mentioned 1989's "Road House"?

    That is the best bad movie of the 80s. Explosions, bar fights, fist fights, a cameo by Bigfoot the Monster Truck, nudity galore, a kick-ass blues guitar soundtrack, funny lines, implausible situations, a cast of people whose names you don't know but whose faces you recognize...The pleasures of this movie are endless.

    If you go in expecting a bad movie, you're in for a treat!

    Sincerely,

    John Kilduff...

    I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
     
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    We Were Soldiers (2002)
     
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    I know of some seriously terrible movies - the worst I have ever seen, but I wouldn't call them "funny." They are so bad, they are just bad, not good at all. I wouldn't wish these following movies on my worst enemies (watch at your own risk):

    L.A. D.J.
    Shadows Of The Dead
    Gigli
    Wicker Park
    Frankenstien & The Werewolf Reborn
    The Brotherhood III (only part 3 is truly terrible)
    Kingdom Hospital (Stephen King mini-series)
    The Grudge (remake - wait, the original is just as bad)

    Oh, and another vote for Battlefield Earth as one of the worst movies of all time.

    Let me know if you need any more, although I must say that if you do decide to watch any of these movies, you'd probably die (a real death) from the torture that these movies would put you through.
     
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    My friends and I had found Bulletproof Monk to be hilarious. It probably isn't worth renting, but if you find it laying in the street somewhere, watch it.
     
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    If you can find it, legit or not, don't miss

    KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK

    Gene Simmons wants to keep that one buried...
     
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    The Star Wars Christmas Special
    City Dragon
     
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    Switchblade Sisters
     
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    I saw this film when it first came out because one of the so-called taglines said, ...makes Scarface look like a Sunday School picnic... (WHAT A CROCK!). I did like the one scene with the razor blade though.
     
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    It's an absolute must see for the merry go round scene. Ace Freely hops on a horse right before saying his lines, and clearly cans himself. The line comes out more of a groan.

    Awesome stuff, that KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK!

    I second Road House, and would add most of the Chuck Norris 80's ovre into this as well.
     
  18. Keith Paynter

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    Russell:

    "Rip! Rip! Rip and destroy!"

    Truly the essence of cinema fromage...:b
     
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    Alien Resurrection. Just watched it for the first time. Lots of very 'funny' parts, to put it nicely.
     
  20. Inspector Hammer!

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    Guy's, a movie just came to me that I had either forgotten or repressed, I can't figure out which, but it's bad, so bad it's good...

    Troll 2

    If you haven't had the displeasure, please do, and be prepared to either laugh your ass off, or begin to weep involuntarily.

    This film has got to be in the top ten worst movies of all time! Dare I say, it even manages to make Battlefield Earth look like The Empire Strikes Back by comparison! [​IMG]
     

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