BAD ideas for sequels. (1 Viewer)

[Jason Harbaugh]

Harry Potter and the Hendersons
While flying on his broomstick deep in the Dark Forest Harry is struck by a car of Muggles. Harry spends the rest of the time in the family's house trying to convince them that Bigfoot is really just Rubeus Hagrid.
The League of Unextraordinary Gentlemen or LUG
In an alternate Modern Age world, a group of everyday contemporary middleclass, blue collar and minimum wage earning characters team up on a secret mission. Their work goes on unnoticed as no one really cared about the deleted scenes of Gigli.

 

[Rob P S]

Gigli II
The New Adventures of Pluto Nash
Just Divorced
Kangaroo Jack II
Adam Sandler's Ninth Crazy Night
From Justin to Kelly...Again

 

[Richard Travale]

I just saw on one of those Entertainment shows where Naomi Watts let it out that a Ring sequel is in the works.

What else do they need to tell in that story?

 

[Ryan FB]

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I just saw on one of those Entertainment shows where Naomi Watts let it out that a Ring sequel is in the works.
What else do they need to tell in that story?




Foreign studios didn't feel the same way...after the original Ring (which was adapted into the US The Ring), there was Ring 2, Ring 0, Ring Virus, Ring 3: Operation Miami Beach, Ring 4: Electric Boogaloo, Ring -1: The Wrath of Khan, etc.

8 3/4 - Sequel to Fellini's 8 1/2 written by Charlie and Donald Kaufman, a movie about making a movie about making a movie about making a movie about making a movie about making a movie about making a movie...

Victor: The Professional 2 - Leon's cousin (Jean Reno) comes to NYC and meets Mathilda (Natalie Portman) for a hit on power-hungry DMV clerk Nelson Stansfield (Gary Oldman). Hilarity ensues.

26th Hour - Monty Brogan (Edward Norton) is leaving jail in 26 hours. Jakob (Philip Seymour Hoffman), having lost his job as a teacher due to numerous complaints from female students, is now a prison guard fixated upon a new juvenile detention inmate. Slaughtery (Barry Pepper), in for insider trading, beats the crap out of Monty at his request to save him from women on the outside. Monty's father picks him up, and fantasizes for 30 minutes about Monty moving out west and starting a new life as a serial killer and getting a life sentence, but nothing comes of it.


Edit: doh, didn't realize the Ei8ht joke already got made in Dennis' link

 

[Dan Rudolph]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2: Ignoring the continuity of the tv series, this movie returns to where it started. Only now, Pike's a vampire and Buffy has to kill him. Which is, like, a major bummer. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry and Donald Sutherland (who as it turns out, was not actually dead) return.

 

[Krystian C]

Office Space 2 - Spaced out After squandering all the cash he stole from previous employer, Milton is back and he is pissed. He finally really snaps and goes on a hunt to kill his previous boss BILL LUMBERG!!!
Big Lebowski 2: Re-Duded Waking up fom a weekend of drinking, bowling and drugs. The dude is possesed by the spirt of Donny (Steve Buschemi's Charecter). Seems the ashes he inhaled in the first movie have caused the possesion. Unfortunately everytime he tries telling Walter about the afterlife, he can't get a word in and is constantly to to shut the F**K up Dudey
Tomb Raider 3: Search for the Golden Push-up Lara, now 75yrs old, hears of a mystical artifact that can restore her girlish figure. You be amazed at this sag-stravaganza. As Lara battle the forces or old age, and breasts down to her knees.

 

[Paul_D]

Punch-Drunk Hate The loveable Barry Egan flips out again, but this time it isn't the same "harmless" fun as before. Rated NC-17 for scenes of eye-gauging, disembowlment and explicit sexual violence.
Charlie's Angels 3 An 80 minute shot of Cameron Diaz's clevage. Actually better than the last 2.
How the Grinch Stole My $8 Jim Carrey returns as the cantankerous fiend who robs the audience of their time and money and (here's the twist)... doesn't ever give it back, but uses it to make another one!

 

[Holadem]

They invent a brand new sin, and Kevin Spacey comes back from the dead.

This is possibly the funniest thread I have ever read.
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Holadem

 

[Timothy Alexander]

Gigli II: The Redemption. Ben and Jen's characters die in the first five minutes in the most horrible and excruciating way possible. Nominated for Best Short Film at next year's Oscars.

 

[ThomasC]

Gigli II: The Redemption. Ben and Jen's characters die in the first five minutes in the most horrible and excruciating way possible. Nominated for Best Short Film at next year's Oscars.

Even better, the redemption of both Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever and Gigli. Ecks and Sever team up to kill Ben and Jen's characters in the most horrible and excruciating way possible in one sequel for two movies in Ballistic: Ecks and Sever vs. Gigli or Gigli II: Ecks and Sever Go Ballistic. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas manning machine guns, shooting in slow-mo, Jen and Ben's characters getting pumped with lead over and over and over and over and over again...wait, this isn't a bad idea for a sequel! Shit.

 

[Jeremy Allin]

Eight They invent a brand new sin, and Kevin Spacey comes back from the dead.

Except it would most likely be spelled EI8HT.

 

[Paul_Sjordal]

Twister 2: the Statistical Analysis Isn't that the part of science that never makes it into movies?

Three Men and a Pregnancy Test The adopted daughter of Steve Guttenberg, Ted Danson and Tom Selleck enters adolescence. Hilarity ensues.

This isn't funny, but if anyone ever makes Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns into a movie, making the obvious sequel would be an enormously bad idea. I just wanted to go on record pointing that out.

I agree with some of the previous posters who pointed out that most of what we're coming up with isn't anywhere near as bad as sequels that have actually been done.