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post #121 of 217
11/6/02 at 4:15pm
Perhaps TK's on the cruise?
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post #122 of 217
11/6/02 at 5:50pm
Not on the cruise.

Mike
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post #123 of 217
11/7/02 at 9:17am
I have seen Turkey Knapp with my own eyes... in fact, it was just a few days after I officially joined HTF, over a year ago. Turkey Knapp changed the way I look at Thanksgiving, changed the way I look at myself, really.

There is very little one can do in preparation for Turkey Knapp. So just go about your daily routines as usual, don't let the Turkey Knapp interrupt your sense of security.

~j
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post #124 of 217
11/7/02 at 9:20am
"Oh the suspense is killing me...I hope it will last..."
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post #125 of 217
11/7/02 at 9:47am
"I ain't afraid o' no Knapp!"
(Apologies to Ray Parker Jr. and Huey Lewis)
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post #126 of 217
11/7/02 at 1:40pm
Both Ron and Turkey Knapp seem to be missing. I wonder if it is related? It just might be possible that TK really only wanted Ron and now that it has taken him to god knows where we might never see TK again. Of course all of us will miss Ron. but it is a small price to pay for ridding us of the menace that is Turkey Knapp.
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post #127 of 217
11/7/02 at 2:44pm
Ron is on a big boat in the Caribbean. At least, that's what they want us to think. Hmmm....
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post #128 of 217
11/7/02 at 3:33pm
Thread Starter 
Ron is actually engaged in epic battle with The Turkey Knapp, wearinga Gandalf costume. See I think page 2 for a description of the epic battle so far
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post #129 of 217
11/7/02 at 4:12pm
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Ron is actually engaged in epic battle with The Turkey Knapp, wearinga Gandalf costume.

I can almost picture Ron in action, using all the powers at his disposal: "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"
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post #130 of 217
11/7/02 at 6:47pm
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I can almost picture Ron in action, using all the powers at his disposal: "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

Just watch out for the guy yelling "Sleep" "Sleep!"...
Ah, nothing like reliving moments from previous AH threads...
JQ
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post #131 of 217
11/7/02 at 8:51pm
You mean like in this game?
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post #132 of 217
11/8/02 at 1:58am


Now THATS my kind of game! But I must confess, I am starting to wonder about Turkey Knapp and the coralation with Ron...
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post #133 of 217
11/8/02 at 4:53am
I'm jonesin' over here.... need my Turkey Knapp.... NOW !!!!
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post #134 of 217
11/8/02 at 11:27am
WARNING THREAD FART

Ok im out of touch with the world, what the hell does "jonesin'" mean anyway?


ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD: What with?
ARTHUR: W-- just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!

ARTHUR: What, behind the Turkey Knapp?
TIM: It is the Turkey Knapp.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary Turkey Knapp!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered bird you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that Turkey Knapp's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One Turkey Knapp stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squak]

BORS: Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]

[clunk]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I done it again!
TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Turkey Knapp, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
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post #135 of 217
11/8/02 at 5:48pm
Jonesin' is like Hankerin', except Jonesin' is to Hankerin' as sex is to food.
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post #136 of 217
11/9/02 at 12:27am
Jonesin' is to Hankerin' as sex is to food.


Ummm....it involves foreplay with fruit? :wink: Personally I know what a jones is, but to the untrained, I'm afraid they will be a bit lost on this analogy.
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post #137 of 217
11/9/02 at 1:01am
I could say I'm jonesin' for Britney Spears, and I've got a hankerin' for buffalo wings. But I wouldn't say I'm jonesin' for buffalo wings or I got a hankerin' for Britney Spears. It just doesn't sound right to my ears. Maybe I'm missing the exact context of "jonesin'" but I know that "hankerin'" is for food.

Anyway, where the hell is Turkey Knapp? This is his month and he's late over a week now?
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post #138 of 217
11/9/02 at 8:53am
Gotcha Wayne. I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
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post #139 of 217
11/9/02 at 4:03pm
jonesing is a term originally used by drug addicts. heroin i think, to be specific.

i would assume that it's named after someone who got pretty bad during periods of withdrawal.
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post #140 of 217
11/11/02 at 7:47am
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But I wouldn't say I'm jonesin' for buffalo wings
Unless your George Costanza flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

BTW, I no longer fear Turkey Knapp, he is not real.:p)
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post #141 of 217
11/11/02 at 8:36am
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I no longer fear Turkey Knapp, he is not real.


The strategy of delay is working. We are getting a false sense of security. Beware, my friends.
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post #142 of 217
11/11/02 at 8:51am
Thread Starter 
One of the Turkey Knapp's greatest victories is convincing us he does not exist
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post #143 of 217
11/14/02 at 7:09pm
The month is almost half over and still no sign of the Turkey Knapp.
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post #144 of 217
11/14/02 at 8:19pm
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The month is almost half over and still no sign of the Turkey Knapp.


Oh but you are wrong the signs are everywhere.
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post #145 of 217
11/14/02 at 11:06pm
I've got it!!!! Turkey Knapp is actually Michael Jackson's new nose!
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post #146 of 217
11/15/02 at 8:48am
This is one of life's great mysteries. Where is Turkey Knapp? Perhaps Ron and Turkey Knapp are one in the same. Anyone noticed that we have never seen Ron and Turkey Knapp at the same time? Hmmm....
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post #147 of 217
11/15/02 at 8:50am
Brett said:

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Unless your George Costanza flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.


Yeah, that's what he did.


Brett also said:

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I no longer fear Turkey Knapp, he is not real.


Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Maybe it will help you sleep better at night, but you cannot escape the reality that is Turkey Knapp.
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post #148 of 217
11/15/02 at 8:38pm
You can run.

But, you cannot hide.
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post #149 of 217
11/16/02 at 8:00pm
Who would win in a fight Turkey Knapp or Homer Simpson?

"ummmm.... turkey"
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post #150 of 217
11/24/02 at 6:52pm

Turkey Knapp?

Is he going to be fashionably late this year or what?
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