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Do you fear the imminent approach of Turkey Knapp?

post #1 of 217
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Or does this belong in polls?
post #2 of 217
forget the HTF pumpkin, for real terror give me Turkey Knapp!!!
I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight just thinking about it.
post #3 of 217
Kinda makes you count the days until November 1, eh?
post #4 of 217
What in the hell is "Turkey Knapp"????? It sounds like something my cats would throw up!
post #5 of 217
Cam

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
post #6 of 217
Coming to HTF:

The Wrath of "Turkey Knapp"!
post #7 of 217
haha, IS ANYONE going to tell me what this stuff is?!?!?! Do you eat this stuff or what???
post #8 of 217
Cam, November 1st isn't that far away. Beware!
post #9 of 217
Wait for it, watch for it, be in fear of it...
post #10 of 217
Oooh! I wanna be scared of it too, um what is a turkey knapp?

Ah yes ofcourse, hahaha, brrrrr.
post #11 of 217
Hey, I love a good scare.

That's why I come to this forum. Some of the SIG files scare the hell out of me

Brent
post #12 of 217
If you were scared of the HTF pumpkin, you'll run in fear of the Turkey Knapp.

Cam - You have 11 days to prepare yourself for your most frightening experience on HTF yet....
post #13 of 217
I fear it
I have seen it 2 times already... I hope the third isn't the charm

FEAR THE TURKEY!
post #14 of 217
I already have decided to turn off images on November 1st. Turkey Knapp causes me to lose sleep at night as I cower in fear.

-Dean-
post #15 of 217
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I already have decided to turn off images on November 1st


that won't help!!!!
post #16 of 217
Yes, I know to FEAR it, but WHAT IS IT!?!??!?!
post #17 of 217
Cam, it is impossible to describe the Turkey Knapp. You must experience its horrific image.
post #18 of 217
Dammit, guys! Now I'm going to have nightmares 10 days early this year !

Thos.
post #19 of 217
I GIVE UP. I'll just sit back and wait for this "Turkey Knap" rigamaroo to show itself.
post #20 of 217
Cam S, I'm right there with ya pal. I haven't a clue what a Turkey Knapp is (although I'm assuming it's somehow related to Mike Knapp).

A quick search turned up no results either.

post #21 of 217
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Turkey Knapp is. You have to see it for yourself.
post #22 of 217
The Turkey Knapp can best be described as

EDIT: changed my mind, too graphic, would violate forum rules about obscene material

/Mike
post #23 of 217
Just make sure you have a change of shorts with you on November 1st.


Peace Out~
post #24 of 217
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Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Turkey Knapp is. You have to see it for yourself.


Is this a red pill/blue pill sorta deal?

So when can we expect this Turkey Knapp? I mean, historically, when has he/she/it appeared?
post #25 of 217
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So when can we expect this Turkey Knapp? I mean, historically, when has he/she/it appeared?

The Turkey Knapp usually rears its ugly head around the first of November. Brrr, I get chills just thinking about it.
post #26 of 217
i look forward to seeing TURKEY KNAPP.
post #27 of 217
I think I might be Turkey Knapp for Halloween this year.
post #28 of 217
Thread Starter 
There are many legends surrounding the appearance of the Turkey Knapp, some say it's really a cousin of the Great Pumpkin, except it unfortunately actually appears to the masses

Speaking of which, when is the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown on?
post #29 of 217
Be afraid, be very afraid. It is horrific, it is disgusting....hey wait! It is me!!!!

Mike
post #30 of 217
The first time I saw Turkey Knapp was a couple of years ago. That thing damn near killed my entire family. That's when I set out to find that hideous beast and slay it once and for all before it strikes again. Since Turkey Knapp hasn't been seen in nearly a year, some have told me that it's dead....God help us all if they're wrong.
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