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post #91 of 28163
10/12/02 at 3:15pm
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post #92 of 28163
10/12/02 at 3:42pm
IBTL? Not in this thread. Now go scuttle something.

Parker
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post #93 of 28163
10/12/02 at 4:32pm
vgfrvtrv
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post #94 of 28163
10/12/02 at 4:40pm
Thread Starter 
Parker, Dennis has it in for this thread, its inconceivable, no I didn't make fun of Puffy Flumpkin.

Saw Red Dragon tonight, read my wonderful review in Movies [plug plug].
Sandra was with me, actually she dragged me to the cinema, lazy sod that I am I wanted to stay home and watch a dvd, anyway we both liked it, she had her hands over her eyes a couple of times. I find her so cute and vulnerable when she does that, and being naturally evil I try to pull her hands down.
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post #95 of 28163
10/12/02 at 5:37pm
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post #96 of 28163
10/12/02 at 6:11pm
Steve, you saw Red Dragon, huh? Are you going to show Sandra your dragon later tonight?

~T
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post #97 of 28163
10/12/02 at 6:35pm
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Thi, I can confirm Sandra has seen and grappled with my red dragon tonight.
Vermithrax Pejorative now resting, um thats my dragon not a nickname for mein tormentor.
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post #98 of 28163
10/13/02 at 5:50am
Sandra is tormented by Vermithrax Pejorative instead eh? Or is it just the tormentor in general? Ahhhhh! The tragedy of it all. To be so tormented by the Vermithrax and to have to see it with hands being pulled away from your eyes at the same time.

I get yelled at by Susan all the time when VP is dragon about. "Put that back! You don't know where its been!"
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post #99 of 28163
10/13/02 at 6:09am
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Vermithrax dragoned me to the bathroom this morning, I wanted to sleep the sleep of the undead a bit more, but nooo, off I went...

Sandra: Don't point that thing at me it might go off!!

Parker, has Susan learned to respect the Dragon? Very important!
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post #100 of 28163
10/13/02 at 9:26pm
Has Fluffy Pumpkin vermithraxed the dragon?!?! Is the pejorative an interrogative? Sandra/Susan? I feel a tourney coming on.

**does weak Vinnie Barbarino impression**
I am sooooooo confused!
**end impression and stumbles off shaking his head.**
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post #101 of 28163
10/14/02 at 9:12am
What is this Fluffy Pumpkin you guys have been talking aboot?

~T
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post #102 of 28163
10/14/02 at 7:04pm
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What is this Fluffy Pumpkin you guys have been talking aboot?


First...Thi, do you always type with a Canadien accent?

Second...the answer to your question must come from Dennis--the keeper of the Fluffster.

Or, I wonder if its the Fluffy Pumpkin that is in charge of Dennis?!?!
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post #103 of 28163
10/14/02 at 7:29pm
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post #104 of 28163
10/15/02 at 6:31am
Or Puffy Flumpkin either.

Parker
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post #105 of 28163
10/15/02 at 6:39am
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What is this Fluffy Pumpkin you guys have been talking aboot?


Hmmm Poofy Floompkin is Denoos pet coot, aboot as far as I noo, och aye the noo!

"Why are you talking like that?"
"I thought you wanted me to"
"No I didn't."
"Suit yourself I'm easy."
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post #106 of 28163
10/15/02 at 1:26pm
Fluffy Pumpkin is adorable!

Now somebody show me what this Cthulhu looks like.

~T
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post #107 of 28163
10/15/02 at 2:44pm
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post #108 of 28163
10/15/02 at 3:38pm
I wanna know, can you show me
I wanna know about these
strangers like me
Tell me more, please show me
Something's familiar about these strangers like me...
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post #109 of 28163
10/15/02 at 3:54pm
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Thi you can't look at Cthulhu and live, you can't even say its name out loud, they don't call it Cthulhu the Unspeakable for nowt!

It's about as dangerous as saying 'Cees' five times while looking in a mirror!!!!
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post #110 of 28163
10/15/02 at 4:23pm
The human mind cannot maintain sanity in the face of the Great Old Ones. Fortunately (well, maybe unfortunately depending on how you look at it) they brought images and carvings of themselves when they settled here.

Even these images can unsettle the sensitive, but if you dare you can look at a representation of Cthulhu here and see a very nice, but currently out of print, actual statue of Cthulhu here.

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)

Yes, I have one.
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post #111 of 28163
10/15/02 at 4:34pm
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I looked at Cthulhu Julie!

Well I'm not surprised you have one Julie, I just hope you don't dress in black robes and prostrate yourself in front of the thing [mmmm typing this is arousing the red dragon, woah there boy!!].
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post #112 of 28163
10/15/02 at 5:10pm
Legends are finally reaching to many a foreign land. I see it was not mere fabrication. Why are you all naked, swinging from the rafters and causing all that ruckus. We can hear you all the way in HT Interiors.
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post #113 of 28163
10/15/02 at 5:22pm
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Zen I'm thinking of getting me one of those Cthulhu statues, buy some black candles, and than try to convince my girly to dance naked in front of it, video it, and post it on the internet, hmmmm... not evil enough, I know I'll strip naked in front of Cthulhu and prance around just wearing my fluffy bunny slippers, have Sandy tape it and post it on the net, now thats what I call unspeakable!!!
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post #114 of 28163
10/15/02 at 5:37pm
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Zen I'm thinking of getting me one of those Cthulhu statues, buy some black candles, and than try to convince my girly to dance naked in front of it


and this is new? Obviously you missed the Fall Equinox Cthulhu Sex Party
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post #115 of 28163
10/15/02 at 6:32pm
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Obviously you missed the Fall Equinox Cthulhu Sex Party

Just before one party was broken up by the cops:

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In a natural glade of the swamp stood a grassy island of perhaps an acre's extent, clear of trees and tolerably dry. On this now leaped and twisted a more indescribable horde of human abnormality than any but a Sime or an Angarola could paint. Void of clothing, this hybrid spawn were braying, bellowing, and writhing about a monstrous ring-shaped bonfire; in the centre of which, revealed by occasional rifts in the curtain of flame, stood a great granite monolith some eight feet in height; on top of which, incongruous in its diminutiveness, rested the noxious carven statuette. From a wide circle of ten scaffolds set up at regular intervals with the flame-girt monolith as a centre hung, head downward, the oddly marred bodies of the helpless squatters who had disappeared. It was inside this circle that the ring of worshippers jumped and roared, the general direction of the mass motion being from left to right in endless Bacchanal between the ring of bodies and the ring of fire.

That's how it's done right!
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post #116 of 28163
10/15/02 at 6:48pm
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Void of clothing, this hybrid spawn were braying, bellowing, and writhing about a monstrous ring-shaped bonfire...


Sheet why do I always miss the fun parties!!
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post #117 of 28163
10/15/02 at 6:55pm
Well Steve right before that:

Animal fury and orgiastic licence here whipped themselves to demoniac heights by howls and squawking ecstasies that tore and reverberated through those nighted woods like pestilential tempests from the gulfs of hell. Now and then the less organized ululations would cease, and from what seemed a well-drilled chorus of hoarse voices would rise in singsong chant that hideous phrase or ritual:


'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'

You wanna party?
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post #118 of 28163
10/15/02 at 7:02pm
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'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'


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You wanna party?


Hmmm dunno Zen, I can't even pronounce the damn lyrics of the Cthulhu chant.
I'll practice tomorrow in the shower.
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post #119 of 28163
10/16/02 at 7:41am
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I'll practice tomorrow in the shower.

NO!! NOT THAT!!
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post #120 of 28163
10/16/02 at 9:28am
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NO!! NOT THAT!!


Haha no no not that Parker, chanting in the shower is not something I usually do, Vermithrax hates that, besides the Cthulhu chant probably sounds more like you're clearing your throat than anything else, okay I'll give it a try... mwgwa muh muh *cough* *cough* muh pthss thrup *spits* nggg kagh muhna *cough* *cough* fuck! evil hand trying to strangle me.. must.. stop.. chanting.. aaaargh...down Vermithrax down boy... aaaargh... evil hand now trying to strangle Vermithrax... its a titanic battle folks... aarghh.... muh muh thhhpppp....
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