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post #121 of 28163
10/16/02 at 3:30pm
I'm the king of the world...!!!
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post #122 of 28163
10/16/02 at 3:48pm
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...muh ...muh ...ah enough of that crap!
um Parker, it's good to be the king eh?..muh ..muh *cough*

oh yeah it was nigh impossible to log on to the HFT today, wassup? muh muh...
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post #123 of 28163
10/16/02 at 9:15pm
check, check, 1, 2, THREE!
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post #124 of 28163
10/17/02 at 4:31pm
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testing... testing...everything moving fine on forum at this time ...12.23am GMT...
...and I hate this font ...testing looks like festing ...festing ...fasting

Kang: Holy fleurking schnit! You look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!

Dr.Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr.Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Dr.Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?
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post #125 of 28163
10/17/02 at 5:19pm
Aha!

So this is where the tourneyphobes come to pad their post counts, huh?

Busted!



(And yes, I am just teasing )
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post #126 of 28163
10/17/02 at 5:30pm
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So this is where the tourneyphobes come to pad their post counts, huh?


Yup... um whats a postcount?

Rain I can't see your postcount has it passed mine yet? Sorry couldn't resist, and I have no idea what mine is at the moment.
Um if you sees Cees the Reaper give us a shout, and I'll switch on the cloaking device Parker has implemented, only prob is its cloaked and I can't see it, yikes!
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post #127 of 28163
10/17/02 at 5:36pm
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Rain I can't see your postcount has it passed mine yet?
I just had a peek at mine for the first time in eons.

Oddly enough, it seems that it is no longer plummetting by 100+ posts at a time. How odd. Such a mystery.

Call in Angela Lansbury!!!! Call in Columbo!!!! Call in Baretta!!! "I'm sorry, but the number you are dialing has been disconnected or is no longer in service *beep* *beep* *beep*"

I guess we will never know...
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post #128 of 28163
10/17/02 at 5:39pm
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But now its out of view it doesn't really matter eh?
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post #129 of 28163
10/17/02 at 5:43pm
Nah, not really.

I just think it's an odd coincidence, that's all.

Kooky Russian author: "There are no big coincidences and little coincidences, there are just coincidences."

Elaine: "No! There can be degrees of coincidences."



Damn I love Seinfeld.
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post #130 of 28163
10/17/02 at 6:04pm
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Never mind the freakin' postcounts its the 'member since' that counts, and I'm a year older than you Rain, I have seniority!!
Shit if we start bragging about our 'birthdates' they'll be gone too, must keep quiet [whistling].
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post #131 of 28163
10/18/02 at 1:22am
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oh yeah it was nigh impossible to log on to the HFT today, wassup? muh muh...

That is an "age" old question that is related to "birthdays". To display them or not to display them. Now THAT is a question. Or is it two questions in one?

Homer: Boy. Now kiss your mother good night and then go play in the driveway with the other neighborhood kids.
Bart: Ah gee dad! Again! The last time I was in the hospital for two weeks.
Homer: Oh, ok. You can lick the electrical outlets instead. Then your mother doesn't have to comb your hair so much.

Daisy....Daisy......
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post #132 of 28163
10/18/02 at 3:20am
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post #133 of 28163
10/18/02 at 3:53am
sig test
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post #134 of 28163
10/18/02 at 9:39am
What are all these new people doing here? Go away! Wait, I know what will do the job:

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
how happy you made me oh Mandy

Well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy

I'm standing on the edge of time
I Walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy

Well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

Yesterday's a dream I face the morning
Crying on the breeze
the pain is calling, oh Mandy

Well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

~T
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post #135 of 28163
10/18/02 at 2:45pm
Now do "Copacabana".
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post #136 of 28163
10/18/02 at 3:55pm
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Hi Thi my!...at least we know what YOU sing in the shower.. muh mah

Parker! you're 3 forkin' years older than me! but wait you're the owner/founder, one of the ancient ones, so you don't count, bwahahamuh mah meh *cough* *cough* shite can't get that Cthulhu chant out of my mind...


Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like.. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!

[Shines torch on alien to reveal its really Mr.Burns]
Willy: Argh! It's a monster! Kill it, kill it!
Smithers: No, stop! It's not a monster, it's Mr.Burns!
Willy: Argh! it's Mr.Burns! Kill it, kill it!!
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post #137 of 28163
10/18/02 at 4:30pm
I don't sing in the shower. However, sometimes I do play an instrument in the shower. Weeeeeeeee.

~T
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post #138 of 28163
10/18/02 at 4:56pm
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Hmmm [suspicious] I hate to ask Thi, what instrument? um a flute, piano, saxamaphone?

"This one time in band camp..."
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post #139 of 28163
10/18/02 at 5:52pm
Ummm, I play a harmonica in the shower. Don't you play with Sandra's harmonica in the shower?


Harmonica: And Frank?
Bad guy: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Bad guy: Err... looks like we're shy of one horse...
Harmonica: No. You brought two too many!

~T
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post #140 of 28163
10/19/02 at 6:19pm
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wow! Thi, I'm showing Sandy that last post, be afraid be very afraid.
And you nearly finished off Testy too, you really should try your luck with the unkillable 'Thread Killer' thread in after hours, we all tried and failed and tried and failed and...


Smithers: People like dogs, Mr.Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If *you* did it, sir?

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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post #141 of 28163
10/19/02 at 6:25pm
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post #142 of 28163
10/20/02 at 5:10am
I think you should have called him Lorriane anyway. Just to piss him off. (that cat that is) or..he might just like it.

Cats are strange animals yet fluffy.

Parker
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post #143 of 28163
10/20/02 at 10:18am
I apologize for almost killing Testy. I should have realized that a harmonica does not belong in a testy.

~T
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post #144 of 28163
10/20/02 at 4:12pm
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[playing harmonica] Whaa? What was that? Oh I was just playing the theme to Spiderman on me beloved harmonica, is hard, but I'm getting there...

Now I want everyone to join in for a sing-song, you may need tissues.

Goodbye Emil, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye Emil, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
I wish we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the hills we could climb were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to show me right from wrong
But too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye Papa, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little kids are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Francoise, my trusted wife
Without you I'd had a lonely life
You cheated lots of times with them
But I forgave you in the end
Though your lover was my friend

Goodbye Francoise, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With your lovers everywhere
Just be careful, I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me joy and helped me find the sun
And every time when I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground

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post #145 of 28163
10/20/02 at 4:58pm
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post #146 of 28163
10/21/02 at 7:21am
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post #147 of 28163
10/21/02 at 7:33am
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4) A silly friend who is also an affectionate vegetable who loves cats.
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post #148 of 28163
10/21/02 at 6:45pm
5. A big orange hole that is actually the center of the universe.
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post #149 of 28163
10/21/02 at 7:11pm
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post #150 of 28163
10/22/02 at 8:37am
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